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I was banned from attending family holidays for one solid year when I was 23, including Christmas and a family wedding. The reason for being excommunicated (for a finite time period, lulz) was my pregnancy. My grandfather was dying' and if he saw me getting bigger and bigger and then never see the baby (I was planning to give her up for adoption) I'd literally kill him with the shock and heartache of it.

My favorite uncle was ousted for a holiday or two because he told his sister that she shouldn't really get to celebrate mother's day since her kids are adopted. Love him.

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  • Acidburn
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I was banned from attending family holidays for one solid year when I was 23, including Christmas and a family wedding. The reason for being excommunicated (for a finite time period, lulz) was my pregnancy. My grandfather was dying' and if he saw me getting bigger and bigger and then never see the baby (I was planning to give her up for adoption) I'd literally kill him with the shock and heartache of it. My favorite uncle was ousted for a holiday or two because he told his sister that she shouldn't really get to celebrate mother's day since her kids are adopted. Love him.

Got any pictures?

  • Heather
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That's your kink? Pregger chix?

ew

  • vasudeva
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Actually I think just the prospect of meep.

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The dysfunction that exists in most families is astounding. He was dying but knowledge of your condition could kill him-HA! Hope he didn't pass before you got to see him again.

The belly isn't that meepy, but definitely the whole milkmaid thing.

Heather: That's your kink? Pregger chix? ew

theres nothing like the way a pregnant chick glows (forgive me for the cliched way i said that)

but srsly

theres nothing like the way a pregnant chick glows (forgive me for the cliched way i said that) but srsly

when does the 'glow' start man? my gf is pregnant just now (10-12 weeks) and 'glowing' is the polar opposite of how i would describe her...

she does have a certain psychotic glow in her eye though...

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magicchex: "theres nothing like the way a pregnant chick glows (forgive me for the cliched way i said that)"

I would agree with this and it's also hard to explain to others. They do seem to have a healthy, delicious glow about them.

Wotak:
magicchex: "theres nothing like the way a pregnant chick glows (forgive me for the cliched way i said that)"

I would agree with this and it's also hard to explain to others. They do seem to have a healthy, delicious glow about them.

I just like the look of terror in their eyes.

  • Wotak
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^ lol, that's later, knucklehead.

Wotak: ^ lol, that's later, knucklehead.

No, he means after he abducts them and drives them out to a secluded wooded area...

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-09-09 at 18:54:58, witty_screen_name asked to smell your meep</span>

  • Heather
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No one [color=red]else[/color] has ever been sent to the family penalty box for a period of time?

sigh

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Looks like it's just a hooker thing.

  • bobacus
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I got uninvited to family reunions for meeping an adopted cousin,getting the clap, and telling everyone. Took 20 years to fix! (sure she was adopted, the worst thing is that she writes me sometimes.) Oh, and LK is a fartbladder belching stink from his keyboard. He is off my christmas card list forever.

bobacus: I got uninvited to family reunions for meeping an adopted cousin,getting the clap, and telling everyone. Took 20 years to fix! (sure she was adopted, the worst thing is that she writes me sometimes.) Oh, and LK is a fartbladder belching stink from his keyboard. He is off my christmas card list forever.

Haha

I knew you could contribute to this thread, thx for being you.

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You know it ,Doc! The truth is always stranger than fiction.

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This thread is like a warm and wonderful piece of meep that gives you babies when you meep it.

Makes you feel all weird.

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Wotak:
magicchex: "theres nothing like the way a pregnant chick glows (forgive me for the cliched way i said that)"

I would agree with this and it's also hard to explain to others. They do seem to have a healthy, delicious glow about them.

Uh guys, it's called FAT, as for that 'glow' well meep, it's probably just them purging all that water their fat meep seem to retain.

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meepbox: Uh guys, it's called FAT, as for that 'glow' well meep, it's probably just them purging all that water their fat meep seem to retain.

Isn't it actually called estrogen?

vasudeva:
meepbox: Uh guys, it's called FAT, as for that 'glow' well meep, it's probably just them purging all that water their fat meep seem to retain.
Isn't it actually called estrogen?

That would make far too much sense.

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