LINKSWARM.COM TRAVEL GUIDE

Welcome to the Linkswarm Travel Guide.
Lets build a thread where you post meep about where you live so we can look down our nose like colonialist meepos. This can also be a cool resource to help you can skip a lot of meepty tourist traps and boring bars when visiting a swarmer's corner of the world.
List meep like:
-Food and Drink-
Best Azn foodz.
Best Mexican food.
Best steakhouse.
Best start-off bar.
Best finishing bar.
Hoppingest club.
Bar with highest boobie ratio.
Best chair throwin bar.
Best dive/meephole.

-Accomodations-
Best deal.
Seediest.
Most Posh.

-Attractions-
Sports meep.
Amusement Park meep.
Interesting meep.

-Shopping-
Big Malls.
Groovy Stores.

Lets start with this list, remember to post meep about the places you live NOT places you visit (we can expand that poopie later).


LORDKAHUNAVILLE
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-Food and Drink-
Best Azn foodz: Ben Thanh
Best Mexican food: (none :< )
Best steakhouse: Charcoal
Best start-off bar: Ethels
Best finishing bar: Stampede Corral (cougarwootlol) or if you are in a mellow mood Jane Bond
Hoppingest club: Starlight
Bar with highest boobie ratio: Rev(meep)alution
Best chair throwin bar: The Silver Spur
Best dive/meephole: Circus Room (not for the faint of heart)

-Accomodations-
Best deal: Hampton Inn
Seediest: Mayflower Hotel
Most Posh: Langdon Hall (Moobie stars stay here)


-Attractions-
Sports meep: Kitchener Rangers
Amusement Park meep: Bingemans (water park boobiemoms)
Interesting meep: (coming soon, I usually go to Toronto)

-Shopping-
Groovy Stores: Casablanca Books
KW Surplus
Adventure Guide
St Jacobs Farmers Market


Your turn

Decider: Admin

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<small>View Larger Map</small> -Food and Drink- Best Azn foodz: Tao Chen Best Mexican food: El Taco Real Best steakhouse: Copper Rock Steakhouse Best start-off bar: Hooligans Best finishing bar: Flannery's Hoppingest club: Binwillys Bar with highest boobie ratio: Hooligans Best chair throwin bar: Northside Tap Best dive/meephole: Leroy's

-Accomodations- Best deal: Super 8 Seediest: Econolodge Most Posh: The Gray Goose Inn

-Attractions- Sports meep: The Railcats Amusement Park meep:Deep River Waterpark Interesting meep: Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore

-Shopping- Big Malls: A Westfield meephole Groovy Stores: NONE

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-Food and Drink- Best Azn foodz: No Coast Sushi Best Mexican food: Los Jilbertos Best steakhouse: Rockslide Brewery Best start-off bar: Fast Eddies Best finishing bar: DJ's Roadhouse (right out of the movie, kids) Hoppingest club: Cactus Canyon (dance) Mesa Theater (live music) Bar with highest boobie ratio: Cactus Canyon Best chair throwin bar: DJ's Roadhouse Best dive/meephole: The Brass Rail

-Accomodations- Best deal: Super 8 Seediest: Timbers Motel Most Posh: The Double Tree

-Attractions- Sports meep: PGA golf courses, rock climbing, large game hunting (bear, cougar, elk), rafting on the Colorado river, Bronco's and Rockies Amusement Park meep: Six Flags (Denver) Interesting meep: Colorado National Monument, Wineries (Grand Junction is known as Little Napa Valley) Grand Mesa, Arches National Park (Moab), Fishing, Hot Springs, Stalagmite Caving, Complete Whiteness

-Shopping- Big Malls: Mesa Mall Groovy Stores: Downtown hosts a meepton of little shops, bistros, pawn shops, playhouses and art galleries. If you like southwestern style of food, and architecture, you'll dig this, cowboy.

dent: If you like southwestern style of food, and architecture, you'll dig this, cowboy.

meep me, I think I want to live there.

  • vasudeva
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LORDKAHUNA:
dent: If you like southwestern style of food, and architecture, you'll dig this, cowboy.

meep me, I think I want to live there.

I admit to having the same thought more than once.
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vasudeva:
LORDKAHUNA:
dent: If you like southwestern style of food, and architecture, you'll dig this, cowboy.

meep me, I think I want to live there.

I admit to having the same thought more than once.

You do. Its really that awesome here. 300 plus days of sunshine, and so much more...........

bobacus:
vasudeva:
LORDKAHUNA:
dent: If you like southwestern style of food, and architecture, you'll dig this, cowboy.

meep me, I think I want to live there.

I admit to having the same thought more than once.

You do. Its really that awesome here. 300 plus days of sunshine, and so much more...........

Why don't you tell us about it, that being the point of this whole thread.

  • bobacus
  • Jul30 '08

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Gonna be later,because I don't go out to eat,I don't go to bars or clubs, and I don't know enough about some categories and I NEED TO GET DATA. I DO NOT HAVE THE DATA.

  • Wrecker
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Central Massachusetts (Since I live in Lancaster which is in the middle of nowhere)

-Food and Drink- Best Azn foodz - Bamboo (in Littleton) Best Mexican food - Xtina (in Lunenburg) Best steakhouse - My house Best start-off bar. Best finishing bar. Hoppingest club. Bar with highest boobie ratio. Best chair throwin bar. Best dive/meephole.

-Accomodations- Best deal - Cambridge Gateway Inn (WITHIN meepING WALKING DISTANCE OF THE ALEWIFE T STATION) Seediest - Cambridge Gateway Inn (STILL WITHIN meepING WALKING DISTANCE OF THE ALEWIFE T STATION) Most Posh

-Attractions- Sports meep - [Going to avoid the obvious pro New England sports teams since everyone knows them already] Lowell Spinners - Baseball (AAA), Worchester IceCats - Hockey (AHL), Lowell Lock Monsters - Hockey (AHL), New England Surge - Arena Football. Amusement Park meep - Six Flags New England (Springfield/Agawam) Interesting meep - Museum of Science (Cambridge), Ecotarium (Worchester), The Eastern States Exhibition (Big E) This is held for 3 weeks in September. It is the New England states fair.

-Shopping- Big Malls - Natick Mall (Natick), Burlington Mall (Burlington) Groovy Stores

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  • Aug13 '08

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Boulder, CO mini travel guide by gethoht. Disclaimer: I didn't go to college here and I've only lived here for a little over a year, so I'm probably not the best reference when it comes to the bar scene.

-Food and Drink- Best Azn foodz : Chez Thuy(vietnamese) or Sushi Tora (Sushi/Japanese) Best Mexican food : Hands down has to be Efrains(killer margaritas too)! Best steakhouse: The Cork The BEST steak in town. Previous employer spent $300 here on me and 2 of my coworkers once. Best start-off bar: Boulder Cafe Excellent Happy Hour... good food to absorb the booze you'll drink the rest of the night. Best finishing bar: The Sundown Saloon aka "the downer". Honorable mention goes to The Walrus Saloon Hoppingest club: My personal favorite on fridays is Conor O' Neills Bar with highest boobie ratio: any bar when college is in session, but i'll arbitrarily pick The 13th Street Saloon (only when college is in session... drunk college girls like mechanical bulls) Best chair throwin bar: The Catacombs Bar The only place in Boulder where I've almost had a serious multi-person rumble. Stupid frat boys.... Best dive/meephole: The Sundown Saloon aka "the downer" making a second appearance on my list. According to the website they recently remodeled... they're probably still a meephole.

-Accomodations- Best deal: There are no deals in boulder. Go camping if you want a deal. Seediest: I've never had to get a hotel room in boulder, no info sorry. Most Posh: This is easy... St. Julien

-Attractions- Sports meep: Go to denver and see a broncos/avalanche/rockies game or something. Something more "Bouldery" would be some rock climbing at The Spot Amusement Park meep: Go to denver and check out Elitch Gardens Though I don't think it's that great really. Interesting meep: Chataqua Park if you're into hiking/climbing/general outdoorsy meep(I am). Also if you're in Boulder, you might as well drive another 20 minutes up to the mountain town of Nederland, CO Weird little town with crazy vibe. Gateway to the Indian Peaks Wilderness area.

-Shopping- Best Mall: 29th Street Mall Disclaimer: I meeping hate malls. Groovy Stores: Red Letter Books Used Book Store. Rebecca's Herbal Apothecary Handcrafted herbal remedies, very knowledgeable staff if you're into that sort of thing. Neptune Mountaineering: The only store I've ever actually been to where you could find EVERYTHING you need to oufit an expedition to everest except sherpas. I could spend thousands at this store. No I'm not exaggerating.

Now get the meep out my town meepes!

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Bobacus, you live in Junction?

Gethoht - Boulder? Sweet.

  • Wotak
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This is cool Kahuna. I'll stop being a lazy meep for a minute and add my local content. Besides the obvious water sports like fishing diving and boating, there is a lot of cool meep here in the Thumb of MI. Here's a short list. If any Swarmers are ever in the area, ring me up. I'll give you the nickel tour. I'm sure Chex can add to this list as well.

WOTAKLAND

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-Food and Drink- Best Azn foodz. China Lite (Gas Lite Lounge) Best Mexican food. Nachos Taco House Best Mexican ANYWHERE Best steakhouse. Carl's Chop House will make you wet Best start-off bar. GARS Best Burger around Best finishing bar. I never finish Hoppingest club. The Emerald Theatre Bar with highest boobie ratio. ^^ Best chair throwin bar. FITE! Best dive/meephole. Best Little Bar Ever (I don't go into the meepholes and mix wif riff-raff, I'm a high class poor folk)

-Accommodations- Best deal. Best Deal Around and an awesome place to stay Seediest. I dunno, there are tons of run down motor lodges on the river Most Posh. The Thomas Edison Inn

-Attractions- Sports meep. Joe Louis Arena, The CoPa Amusement Park meep. Nope. Interesting meep. Detroit Science Center, Detroit Institute of Arts, Detroit Historical Museum, Ren-Cen

-Shopping- Big Malls. Birchwood, Groovy Stores. Quay Street Brewing Company I like to shop for beer...

(Sum of googlemap links no worky)

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-08-13 at 16:36:59, Wotak asked to smell your meep</span>

Wotak: I'm sure Chex can add to this list as well.

I will add today probably the Mid-Michigan version of this which in terms of attractions will also have to head to Detroit lol. Maybe I'll do Ann Arbor too.

  • bobacus
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After much deliberation with myself about the travel guide, I realized that as I am the poorest man in all of Ft Collins Colorado, and am not qualified to comment on meep that I know nothing about.

I don't know anything about the local bars,It is a college town, so there are many in the old town area,and around the campus of CSU. These bars are full of kids, so I avoid them. My favorite place to drink is a trailer park on the north end of town, the Poudre Valley trailer park, affectionately refered to by the locals as meep Valley. It is a good place to get beat up.

I don't know meep about the restauraunts here. I couldn't point one out, but if you are down on your luck, I recommend breakfast at the CCN Mission on the weekends. Its free, and so is the tuberculosis. If you were feeling really sleazy, go to the Open Door Mission, a meeppit run by an ex con turned preacher man. There is always the food bank........Lots of Whole Foods leftovers. Got me some Piggly Wiggly soy sauce this week!

There are Hotels and Motels. We have a Hilton, We have a Super 8. My pick for the swarm is a no tell motel on the north end (near the trailer park) called the Lamplighter, or Cracklighter,depending on who you are.

There is a mall. I have avoided it, and have been there twice. Its a dump,full of wanna be gang bangers,beefin over food court turf.

Here's what I have to say about the town. 300 plus days of sunshine a year. You can ride the bike anywhere, and be a total meep doing it. Nobody cares.

There is access to the foothills, and Rocky Mountain park is close.The Poudre River is a lot like the Genesee or Ashtabula river back east. It is still freezing from runoff of meltwater, and I have sat there a lot. There is a bike trail all the way to the source, I understand.

There are like 8 microbrewers, and theres always Budweiser. You can get tours of all. New Belgium, maker of Fat Tire, and O'dell, maker of 90 Shilling are here. Beer Beer Beer. Smoke is second to none. Lots of shops full of cool glass.

There are more pizza joints here per person than anywhere in the nation. I recommend the little ones with no advertising. Pick the Guinea name. Cozzolas is my pick, in old town. Best pie since I left Ohio.

Thats it. No map, no useful Data, Ranked in the top five places to work, raise a family, retire, bike joust in the nation for like ever.

I have traveled the world a lot, and there is no place I love more.Clean air and water, sunshine, college girls to look at,peace for the family. It just keeps growing and growing.

There are your datas as I know them, Feel free to hit me up if you come here.On second thought , skip it. I'm boring.

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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
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:|
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
hoyaguru
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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