Swarm and New User

Hi Hobo, well, I can tell that you are a good sport and don't agree with me or do agree with me and justhave a funny way of showing it. Laugh though you may, I have a feeling that you will be seeing things my way soon. I look forward to speaking wit you again Hobo, tehh "Hobester" if I may?

Hi, Glog. Good luck. This place is full of everyone, and a good understanding, forgiving Christian is something I don't believe linkswarm has much of. Expect the unexpected. Might I recommend the other threads and forums?

bobacus: a good understanding, forgiving Christian is something I don't believe

meep meepIN YEAH!!! WOOT!!!!! I meepIN LOVE JEESUS!!!! HE"S MAH FAVORITE JEW meepER!!! I WANT TO

Worst tentacle ever.

Oh, and Glog don't forget...

LORDKAHUNA: Worst tentacle ever.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-07-15 at 21:56:41, nocal asked to smell your meep</span>

Laughing out loud. Yeah, bro. This thread is cute.

Trollin' (trollin) Trollin' (trollin) Trollin on da for-rums.

{Beleive} it, the place is a meeping zoo.

LORDKAHUNA: Worst tentacle ever.

We love Christians; they're very tasty except for the stupid ones they taste like glog.

Well actually, I was expecting a little more backlash from this than I actually got. Wow, witty-screen-name, did you find the repository of sacrilegious Christian images or what? I hardly believe that you could so callously flaunt an eternity in meep with such filth, but hey, if stupid images get you off, then I guess that is what gets you off. I would suggest that you lay off with those pics, as I don't think they are really cool or funny whatsoever.

OK, second question is, what is a "tentacle"? And why am I the 'worst one ever'? Is this some anti-christian slang or something? I'm not familiar.

Maybe this place needs a glossary for new users. I know that a lot of you don't appreciate preaching. I'll lay off to the best of my ability.

Thanks bobacus

Dude, this has been done before, by people who were better at it than you.

You'll be gone in a week or less, and no one will remember that you were ever here.

Good riddance.

Sure man. I guess you were astute to point that out. I am sure they were better at it than me, but still, doesn't seem it was enough to convert you.

Oh, plus your name is sooo stupid. You sound like a leet haxxor from 95, or a Marilyn Manson fan. Either is meep.

Reference this to catch up.

glog: Oh, plus your name is sooo stupid. You sound like a leet haxxor from 95, or a Marilyn Manson fan. Either is meep.

This much is amusing.

Incidentally, it also indicates the kind of christian I had assumed you were or were pretending to be.

hmmm, i seem to agree with dumbskull. divide by zero/end times/any other soopid 4chan reference

"A mother meeping troll!

Hanging out on the periphery of the social hierarchy he longs to be a part of, but lacking in higher intellectual abilities. Then he gets brave and takes baby steps to jump into the adult arena. And what the meep does the despised troll do, he criticizes all of the people he longs to best friends with all of the people he pictures in his mind when he meeps alone in his room late at night! Way to go troll!"

That other thread is so much better. Oh and Glog, meep you. I was just kissing you before they raped you.

Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya O Lord, kumbaya

Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya O Lord, kumbaya

It is not a real assrape if you took the time to stick your tongue down his throat first.

Well, I see that you specialize in "troll disarmament" (dismemberment?) here. But srsly gise, I think it is really great what you are doing here at linkswarm and I really think it seems like a thriving community. I think you guys really have a winning concept here, and once the concept of a link submission site takes off, you guys will really be able to pocket a couple of bucks from that porn site youve been hawking. (Thanks by the way).

In all trolliness, I would think Dumbskull is being a bit pretentious to think that any people, let alone those miscreants such as myself lurking somewhere along the dark periphery of your close-knit and enviable irc-era circle-meep . ahem . would even consider her or even half of LordKahuna (I will even give you the colon half vs. the fat half for this one) as subject matter for a good masturbation experience even under the most favorable beer-goggling situations. But that's just one troll's opinion.

yours to kick,

glog

Secondly, not like you believe me, this is my only account so I guess I am not technically a "tentacle".

Oh and I think slippedhole sounds like a pretty decent guy.

Oh and I don't care what you guys say or even how cool you think you are. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Whupps -- I should mention that I have only said hurful things about Kahuna and Dummy because I have seen pictures of them. And that's not cool.

Plus, I also want to go out on a limb and say meepNinja was apparently trolled and that he is probably retarded.

Dumbskull: It is not a real assrape if you took the time to stick your tongue down his throat first.

So this was consentual then?

So, like, you're just throwing in the towel, abandoning the lackluster half-meep "crazy jesus person is here to convert you guys" sort-of-troll thing you had going? And when you rip off the mask all you've got is a couple generic playground taunts?

I'd have to say you didn't do enough planning here -- for either fork in the road.

Pretentious? That's a mighty big word glog. Be careful with those big words.

Lke Srsly OMG....

Glug's first retort had this somewhat interesting quote:

"Laugh though you may, I have a feeling that you will be seeing things my way soon."

Holy meep, it's Ian McDiarmid trolling the Internets!

"Everything that Linkswarm has become was according to my design. Your swarmers, holed up in your sanctuary rooms, are walking into a trap."

Perhaps the rat has reincarnated itself into the newb-glog.

Select retardeds: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!

meh.

That fizzled quickly

magicchex: That fizzled quickly

fo shizzle.

I swear to christ, its as though there's a playbook out there somewhere that all these flailing failmonkeys read before they get here.

Every single one of them play out exactly the same.

Maybe one day one of them will read it cover to cover instead of cramming the Ciff's Notes version, and entertain us for longer than 7 seconds.

Ok, so it probably wouldn't be entertaining, but it'd sure be different.

I hadn't even started...

Christian trolls are extra weak. Lazy meepes.

witty_screen_name: I hadn't even started... Christian trolls are extra weak. Lazy meepes.

That's because they don't know how to react when they find themselves in trouble, and Jesus doesn't immediately swoop down in his flying white Camero (with kick-meep racing stripes) to rescue them.

Laugh though you may, I have a feeling that you will be seeing things glog's way soon.

witty_screen_name: I hadn't even started... Christian trolls are extra weak. Lazy meepes.

So you have MORE jpegs?

Linkswarm.com: enviable irc-era circle-meep

like your style, glog (^.^)

This ended way too fast, I think there was a lot of unrealised potential.

rorybreaker: This ended way too fast, I think there was a lot of unrealised potential.

unrealistic potential

tantrum:

rorybreaker: This ended way too fast, I think there was a lot of unrealised potential.

unrealistic potential

there was never potential

meep! I just found out about this Forum and its dead?! Oh well...

"I hope not to come across as a pedant or dogmatic"

Too late MFN!