azron
I received notice early this morning of azron's death. I know he had been away for some time due to poor connection issues.
He was diagnosed with lung cancer a few weeks ago and had a whole lung removed about a week ago. His prognosis was good. He died in his fiance's arms, Joan. He recently became a grandfather in May, but had not yet met his grandson, Ronald.
I know he considered y'all here his friends
So raise your drink, joint or coffee to azron and post your favorite story or memory about him here.
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+




Jun27 '08
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You want a song?
'Immigrant Song'.
meeper loved him some Viking meep.
P.S. Ron, I hope you're happy. I just spent 2 hors on the phone, drunk, with Pam, in your honor. I think I can hear you laughing @ me :)
Jun27 '08
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Clavis and I chewed over what Azron's the Memorial service song should be on the phone and come to the conclusion Led Zeppelin III, Immigrant Song would be fitting for a man for a man who loved Viking Warriors and in many ways was one himself!
His son would have to agee!
Jun27 '08
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meep :(
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The hammer of the gods Will drive our ships to new lands, To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
Jun27 '08
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Aw, meep. Az was one of the good ones. Condolences from my family to his. God, would all the people just stop leaving us, if just for the chance to have one more laugh, a drink, and some memories?
Jun27 '08
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that's meeped
hope he's happy wherever he is
Jun27 '08
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goodbye Azron!
I always enjoyed reading your comments
RIP
Jun27 '08
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Sad news.
Jun27 '08
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VALHALLA!!! I'd have to definitely throw in my endorsement for the Immigrant Song.
Jun27 '08
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Here is the journal entry Phlebas mentioned. The Skin Ranch and the Hand Grenade
Jun27 '08
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What a great read this was. Better than coffee
Jun27 '08
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that story was awesome!
Jun27 '08
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Dudes, this is some serious O'Henry style meep right there.
Ron should have published a book.
Jun27 '08
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He had a meep load of hand written jounrals... PURE GOLD I tell ya that he said was going to be his masterpiece.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-06-27 at 10:54:20, Dumbskull asked to smell your meep</span>
Jun27 '08
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Goodbye Azron :`(
Jun27 '08
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OH meep YES
Well, can we obtain those manuscripts, transcribe them and push for publication?
HellKat, is this do-able? I know it's too soon, but can we come back to the topic when it's more appropriate?
I mean, it would be a worthwhile investment: preserve and spread Ron's memories, enrich the English literature with some great Americana stories, and maybe do something tangible and cool in memory of a LinkSwarm member?
What do you nignogs think?
Jun27 '08
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I'd read it.
Jun27 '08
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The Skinranch was awesome.
Jun28 '08
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I too would buy it.
Brilliant idea if it can be done, and a fitting memorial.
Jun28 '08
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I would love to someday see this tome on our shelf because I'm sure there are many more stories of this caliber and greater in Azron's collected writings.
If there is anything I can do to move this forward, I'll do it. The wife and I were English majors and read for life. Between us, we should be able to provide something toward the effort.
In request: Vas, is there any way that you could take Azron out of the misspelling filter? Seeing his name underlined by little red dots is kinda weird.
Jun28 '08
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I have been informed that azron's charity of choice for gifts in his memory would be Heifer International. www.heifer.org. He reportedly said that "everyone should be able to eat meat"
I like the idea of putting together a book of Wisdom and stories of Azron.
Did we have a volunteer to gather his posts from here? Clavis, you offered to edit it?
I can look for a publisher and get a price, but I need a quantity. Would the proceeds (if any) of this book go for Heifer International?
Jun28 '08
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I would like to see it on the shelf at my local bookstore, but would certainly purchase a limited edition copy.
Proceeds to his charity-of-choice would work for me, but should probably be left up to his heirs.
Jun28 '08
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This is crazy. Heifer is based here in Little Rock and one of my friends is a project manager for them living in Bolivia. I will contact him tonight about effective donations.
One thing though: Heifer isn't just about eating meat, it's about building sustainable systems. They don't just provide livestock to the impoverished. Perry and his associates give information and training that make provided and existing resources viable through synergy.
It's more about strength than charity.
Jun28 '08
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I think Ron knew that. His fiancee described a charity that she had forgotten the name of that in addition to purchasing livestock, trained impoverished people to sustain themselves with such livestock, etc.
If this program is inappropriate, I am open to other suggestions to the family, but mostly I am reporting as told.
Jun28 '08
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I could also help out with editing etc.
Jun28 '08
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Hellkat, who do we speak to about the manuscripts?
Jul02 '08
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EDIT:
This is kinda lol. That's Firefox doing that, not LinkSwarm. Right-click, Add to Dictionary.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-07-01 at 20:57:34, vasudeva asked to smell your meep</span>
Jul02 '08
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Sorry to hear this. Best wishes to the family.
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Jul03 '08
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I would certainly buy a copy of this book.
Jul04 '08
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Man. Azron was one of the first people to be cool to me here.
Rest well Azron. Rest well.
Jul04 '08
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Azron,
I will kill something annoying in your honor today.
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Jul05 '08
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RIP AZRON
:(
Jul06 '08
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I stand corrected.
Vas is correct about charity funds in lieu of flowers being send to his c/o of his son Roland Hulse to benefit Ronald Hulse, Ron never go t to see the little meep. This request was made through his sister, where Heifer International was the suggestion of his fiance/widow.
My so played for misc hyms and appropriate music for 1 1/2 hours on keyboard prior to Ron's actual memorial service. The songs chosen for the service were "Vincent" by Don McLaine (sp?) and "My eyes adore you" chosen by his fiance Joan. It was (as you can imagine) well attended and highly emotional.
RIP, I hope you and your son are having a blast right now.
Jul10 '08
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oh my god :(
RIP Azron...
Jul21 '08
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Bump
This should stay on the list a while longer.