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Since you meeps feigned interested in my works, I've uploaded 'em for you to check out.
This set is all the japanese works that are currently hanging in a small gallery in San Antionio.
There's a little more glare on these than I'd like, but at the same time it allows you to see a little more of the texture.
All works 16x16x2"












<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-05-10 at 16:01:20, autoshoes asked to smell your meep</span>
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Crapalicio+
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BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
teh_blintz+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+




May12 '08
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I'm blown away at how organic these paintings are. Seriously, what's the medium used? It appears as though they're collaged.
May12 '08
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Dibs on the sadbear.
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These are really great & I is B a Art Professional Yo
May12 '08
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Where's your gallery located at?
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The medium is acrylic & inkjet transfers on panel. the inkjet transfers are collaged onto the panel ontop of acrylic.
This stuff is up right now at Artereyes' art space in building B at the blue star arts complex.
They'll be up until May 21, when they'll come down and most likely back to my studio. Unfortunately, you can't just pop in & see 'em, you have to call the gallery owner and set an appointment to get access.
I'm trying to get about $1000 each for these - pricey I know, but each one involves 10+hrs of work, not counting the construction of the wood panels and the flight & time spent in Japan for the photos. That also includes commission for the gallery as well.
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Dec02 '08
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been working on new stuff and figured i'd share
Dec02 '08
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^ This would make good blotter paper.
Very nice artworks, sir. The play between your creative canvass surfacing and the overlaid imagery is very engaging, and there is a timeless feel to these pieces, as though they might have been produced in any given era. I'm reminded of some of Nick Bantock's work.
Dec02 '08
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In other news, have you been able to scrub the sunnystank off your laffboner?
Dec02 '08
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How was the showing? Did you make tons of cash? WTF San Antonio?!
Dec02 '08
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I'd be willing to do blotter for anyone willing to provide doses for it. thx for the compliment.
Sunnystank seems to have faded, but you never know, these things have a way of resurfacing w/o warning.
showing was ok, nofing sold. two works got moved to another gallery where they are showing in the back room collecting dust, and the rest came back home to live with me (and collecting dust)
yeah, WTF san antonio!
for those of you in/around the area, I'll be opening my studio for a studio tour coming in mid-feb. If i get around to it i'll try to post here and let you know, but if you wanna be sure, pm me your email and I'll put you on my mailing list for when I do meep. Don't worry, I bcc everyone and won't sell your addy unless I get a big enough offer
Dec02 '08
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Around the San Antonio area? Jesus man.
Where's the gallery? I can't imagine there being much of an art scene in SA unless you're in Alamo Heights. I grew up there but now live in Austin. And Austin's not too far, they go bonkers for artsy stuff - maybe you'd have better luck showing your stuff further north?
Dec02 '08
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Yea, that meep would fly in Austin. meeping hippies.
Dec02 '08
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Don't knock hippies. Its very liberating to not shave your armpits.
Dec03 '08
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It also creates two moar pussays for the men in your life.
Nice paintin, shoes.
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I like the power lines. Good stuff.
Dec03 '08
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You should show LS your lite-brite stuff. They're pretty.
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both works are 10x10"
the one in the last post is 18x24"