My meep
you know that boost mobile commercial where some black rappers rap about prepaid phone service, and then at the end that bizarre looking white guy raps like two lines? that guy is mickey avalon, and he apparently has some kind of ironic rap career going on.
he has this song, my meep, about his meep i guess
http://www.youtube.com/v/TNgWQfOd-1M&hl=en
some lines from the song:
my meep look bigger than a bridge
yo meep look like a little kid's
my meep is like supersize
yo meep look like two fries
my meep rumble in the jungle
yo meep got touched by your uncle
so i'm going to rap about my meep
my meep plow a whole garden
yo meep don't even harden
my meep got a sweet meepin afro
yo meep need support from a scaffold
my meep covered in racing stripes
yo meep needs more baby wipes
my meep is the premium issue
yo meep only ever touch tissue
my meep is growin and growin
yo meep you scared of showin
my meep hits my chest when i run
yo meep like a meepin nerf gun
my meep connected to my meep
yo meep always like a hotdog in a hall
my meep look like king kong
yo meep a real small dong
my meep like a real nice buildin
yo meep scare all the little children
my meep gets big moans
yo meep no one phones
my meep clears mountain paths
yo meep get real big laughs
my meep is like 100 thousand
yo meep look like public housin
my meep: jesus christ
yo meep: pubic lice
my meep like a lamborghini
yo meep it's a teeny weeny
my meep cause earthquakes
yo meep look like pancakes
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
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these are your dongs?
plowing dong
afro dong 
racing stripe dong 
kong dong 
building dong 
100 thousand dong 
jesus dong 
lamborghini dong 
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yo meep: fruit rollup
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aweeeeeesome
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my meep, big as a 14'er yo meep is just a little weiner
my meep is like the mississipi yo meep is small and wimpy
my meep is seen from near and far yo meep is a remote controlled car
my meep is a 50 cal., son yo meep is like a bb gun
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yo, meep
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my meep don't fit on the web yo meep no shaft just a head
my meep is seen from space yo meep kept in a glass case
my meep displaces the sea yo meep don't even pee
my meep touches the moon yo meep pops children's balloons
my meep breaks paper bags yo meep covered in meeps
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lf> nocal on My meep lf> JohnLenin on My meep lf> nurgleming on My meep lf> vasudeva on My meep lf> magicchex on My meep lf> Gethoht on My meep lf> nurgleming on My meep lf> nocal on My meep
lf> nocal on My meep lf> nocal on My meep
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my meep knows kung fu yo meep soft like tofu
my meep gotta phd yo meep failed the GED
my meep never gets outsmarted yo meep is just plain retarded
my meep has a 401k yo meep scrapes by day to day
my meep is solid as server 2003 yo meep is limp like WindowsME
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Funny you post this meep. My wifes friend likes this guys music, its kinda funny but easily forgettable. They went and saw his free show awhile back down @ UCSB.
Anywho, if you ever wondered what happened to Simon Rex, the ex-mtv veejay, well, when he isn't doing meep porn it would seem that he raps, with mickey avalon, and on this song you posted hurr.
My meep, big fukin deal yo meep, no toy with yo happy meal
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My meep, Putting meep in Danger Your meep More like Buck Angel
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I was the white boy rapper who could not rhyme. Even though I practiced all the day.......
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The shark! You've jumped it!
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to be fair, meep like to nestle when it's cold. maybe richard parker can look at the scrot wrinkles and determine the temperature of the room for us.
Dec01 '09
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LULZ.
BURN OF THE YEAR.
(Rads for burns???? HoF burns??? ideas galore here)
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My meep like a turkey leg with feathers. Yo meep ain't no bigger than Heathers.
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My meep, a genius like Richard Parker, Yo meep, stupid like the average Farker.
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Ah, what the meep? What is with the meep shots? Can't we get some azn porn or DP pics?
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My meep, has stinky pus and lesions, Yo meep, you cut it off for a reason.
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Nah, in an internet where postyourgirls, guesshermuff and showmeurmeephole etc., and Vas' meep 404 prevail my meepshot is nothing. Y'all really oughta show your own. Aww yer skeert!
Dec01 '09
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no one else wants wotak to meep off to their meep.jpg
Dec02 '09
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You guys sure do spend a lot of time in Nocal's meepthread. You know who you are.
Dec06 '09
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Guilty :(