My meep
you know that boost mobile commercial where some black rappers rap about prepaid phone service, and then at the end that bizarre looking white guy raps like two lines? that guy is mickey avalon, and he apparently has some kind of ironic rap career going on.
he has this song, my meep, about his meep i guess
http://www.youtube.com/v/TNgWQfOd-1M&hl=en
some lines from the song:
my meep look bigger than a bridge
yo meep look like a little kid's
my meep is like supersize
yo meep look like two fries
my meep rumble in the jungle
yo meep got touched by your uncle
so i'm going to rap about my meep
my meep plow a whole garden
yo meep don't even harden
my meep got a sweet meepin afro
yo meep need support from a scaffold
my meep covered in racing stripes
yo meep needs more baby wipes
my meep is the premium issue
yo meep only ever touch tissue
my meep is growin and growin
yo meep you scared of showin
my meep hits my chest when i run
yo meep like a meepin nerf gun
my meep connected to my meep
yo meep always like a hotdog in a hall
my meep look like king kong
yo meep a real small dong
my meep like a real nice buildin
yo meep scare all the little children
my meep gets big moans
yo meep no one phones
my meep clears mountain paths
yo meep get real big laughs
my meep is like 100 thousand
yo meep look like public housin
my meep: jesus christ
yo meep: pubic lice
my meep like a lamborghini
yo meep it's a teeny weeny
my meep cause earthquakes
yo meep look like pancakes
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Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
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YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
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*unitard tear*
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Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
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lawnmower accident?
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My meep, its detachable.
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It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
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My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
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*sadface*
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Old reliable is with us no more.
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they're huge
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Well of course they do
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hahahahaha
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I'm telling you, man, it's all about the fish.
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He shot out his wad, her meep hit the knob, and now Yes, he has no banana.
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I once knew a man from Havana, who had meep on a player pianah...
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He really screwed the pooch.
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Who meeped the dog this time?
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There are plenty of other fish in the sea, so why meep a dog?
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don't listen to pete. meeping a dog, pet or not, is illegal and sort of gross.
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Stick to a pet dog and porn. Less angst.
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Another miserable, untrustworthy, issue-laden meep of a girlfriend disposed of. Drinks are on me.
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these are your dongs?
plowing dong
afro dong 
racing stripe dong 
kong dong 
building dong 
100 thousand dong 
jesus dong 
lamborghini dong 
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yo meep: fruit rollup
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aweeeeeesome
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my meep, big as a 14'er yo meep is just a little weiner
my meep is like the mississipi yo meep is small and wimpy
my meep is seen from near and far yo meep is a remote controlled car
my meep is a 50 cal., son yo meep is like a bb gun
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yo, meep
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my meep don't fit on the web yo meep no shaft just a head
my meep is seen from space yo meep kept in a glass case
my meep displaces the sea yo meep don't even pee
my meep touches the moon yo meep pops children's balloons
my meep breaks paper bags yo meep covered in meeps
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lf> nocal on My meep lf> JohnLenin on My meep lf> nurgleming on My meep lf> vasudeva on My meep lf> magicchex on My meep lf> Gethoht on My meep lf> nurgleming on My meep lf> nocal on My meep
lf> nocal on My meep lf> nocal on My meep
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my meep knows kung fu yo meep soft like tofu
my meep gotta phd yo meep failed the GED
my meep never gets outsmarted yo meep is just plain retarded
my meep has a 401k yo meep scrapes by day to day
my meep is solid as server 2003 yo meep is limp like WindowsME
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Funny you post this meep. My wifes friend likes this guys music, its kinda funny but easily forgettable. They went and saw his free show awhile back down @ UCSB.
Anywho, if you ever wondered what happened to Simon Rex, the ex-mtv veejay, well, when he isn't doing meep porn it would seem that he raps, with mickey avalon, and on this song you posted hurr.
My meep, big fukin deal yo meep, no toy with yo happy meal
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My meep, Putting meep in Danger Your meep More like Buck Angel
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I was the white boy rapper who could not rhyme. Even though I practiced all the day.......
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The shark! You've jumped it!
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to be fair, meep like to nestle when it's cold. maybe richard parker can look at the scrot wrinkles and determine the temperature of the room for us.
Dec01 '09
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LULZ.
BURN OF THE YEAR.
(Rads for burns???? HoF burns??? ideas galore here)
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My meep like a turkey leg with feathers. Yo meep ain't no bigger than Heathers.
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My meep, a genius like Richard Parker, Yo meep, stupid like the average Farker.
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Ah, what the meep? What is with the meep shots? Can't we get some azn porn or DP pics?
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My meep, has stinky pus and lesions, Yo meep, you cut it off for a reason.
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Nah, in an internet where postyourgirls, guesshermuff and showmeurmeephole etc., and Vas' meep 404 prevail my meepshot is nothing. Y'all really oughta show your own. Aww yer skeert!
Dec01 '09
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no one else wants wotak to meep off to their meep.jpg
Dec02 '09
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You guys sure do spend a lot of time in Nocal's meepthread. You know who you are.
Dec06 '09
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Guilty :(