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Naked Celebs, Almost Naked Celebs, Naked Almost Celebs

i was thinking of making a thread for each of these, but meep it, let's just have a catchall thread for every nake meep that pops up.

Amy Winehouse (!), getting nakkid for charity (click for source, but this is the only pic):



Some hot meep (Audrina Patridge [?]) from MTV reality show "The Hills" (?) (click for like 10 more, all with stupid watermark):



Supposed pic of Lindsay Lohan meep tape, taken on a cell phone by her ex boyfriend. This is the quality of the shot, and it seems to be the only one this is confirmed to NOT be lindsay lohan, but rather a screencap from some meepty vid on xtube or some stupid site:



Kristin Davis (the hot one from meep & the City) supposedly has a meep tape, although her publicist says it's not her:







There are a couple other pics, including her semi-unkempt bush, that are meh, and the tape isn't on the web yet from what I can see.

Still can't find this meep in any real state of undress



MORE meep PICS:





click the first picture for more.

this meep is surprisingly unhot.



Post questionably famous meeps!

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-20 at 17:18:51, nocal asked to smell your meep</span>

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-20 at 18:28:13, nocal asked to smell your meep</span>

Decider: Admin

Sorry, no beave shots yet, just a comment.

The Dupre chick, pre-plastic surgery, looks a bit like Jason Schwartzman with tiny titties. meep DRM -20.

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Screenwriter/meep Diablo Cody, click for more, but this one is the best looking of the bunch:

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Both the Spitzer meep and the Diablo Cody meep look like stupid meeps.

sienna miller w/beaver (& leaves)

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If nude celebs are what you're looking for, then vist Rob's Celebs, easily the best nude celeb site on the internet.

BigDinWaunakee: Sorry, no beave shots yet, just a comment. The Dupre chick, pre-plastic surgery, looks a bit like Jason Schwartzman with tiny titties. meep DRM -20.

THANK YOU FOR RUINING THE MINIMAL ENJOYMENT LEFT IN THOSE PICTURES.

I only speeks the troof. Upper right and lower right of her acting like some bad white rapper.... looks like JS with a slight influx of progesterone.

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nocal: Screenwriter/meep Diablo Cody, click for more, but this one is the best looking of the bunch:

Is she wearing a nipple ring or lactating?

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jwalker: Is she wearing a nipple ring or lactating?

Nipple ring. Looking at the hair lets you guess the rest of the costume.

britney spears

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HankRearden: britney spears

Okay, that's it. This thread must die.

Now.

ragoo:
HankRearden: britney spears

Okay, that's it. This thread must die.

Now.

I dunno, I would eat that steak.

thx man. they are hooooot

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I can't believe you posted a pic of the meep meep Amy Winehouse.

Not a very good Dollychop, but I lick it.

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godevillivedog: Not a very good Dollychop, but I lick it.

Those massive boobies need some silicone.

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LORDKAHUNA:
ragoo:
HankRearden: britney spears

Okay, that's it. This thread must die.

Now.

I dunno, I would eat that steak.

I second that.

wolfer:
LORDKAHUNA:
ragoo:
HankRearden: britney spears

Okay, that's it. This thread must die.

Now.

I dunno, I would eat that steak.

I second that.

Good size and shape.

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magicchex:
wolfer:
LORDKAHUNA:
ragoo:
HankRearden: britney spears

Okay, that's it. This thread must die.

Now.

I dunno, I would eat that steak.

I second that.

Good size and shape.

this one is really obviously fake

and i can't remember making this thread.

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First time Adrienne Barbeau has ever realistically seemed a meep target.

say what you will, but I appreciated Bates' performence and her bravery.

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^That is almost a threadkiller, this won't help much

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All this thread has proven so far is that naked celebs are ugly and not worth my meep.

Also, dammit, because of this website I've watched a naked guy pull broken glass out of his bloodied arsehole, seen kittens crushed to death with meepy high heels and even watched that poor Chechnyan soldier get his head chopped off more than once. But seriously, this time we've crossed a line, and now someone owes me an apology for that picture of Amy Winehouse and her flappy meep :'<

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Lefen: All this thread has proven so far is that naked celebs are ugly and not worth my meep. Also, dammit, because of this website I've watched a naked guy pull broken glass out of his bloodied arsehole, seen kittens crushed to death with meepy high heels and even watched that poor Chechnyan soldier get his head chopped off more than once. But seriously, this time we've crossed a line, and now someone owes me an apology for that picture of Amy Winehouse and her flappy meep :'<

Yea but the 2 above (Alba) makes up for it all.

HI

My Fav this week: Hungarian Viva TV presenter: ADA

[url]http://paparazzi.hu/lang/en-us/ada-meztelen.paparazzi [/url]

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Janis Joplin

Hai guise- I came across(no pun intended) a buncha celebs and stars past and present. Couldn't begin to post them all here, but if you're interested,

[url]http://www.hogrockcafe.com/oscar_nominees.htm [/url]

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demi moore, young n natural

this girl's tryin to get out of her disney contract

Got nothin better to do, look if'n you like.

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^Uncut meep is srsly hot.

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GIANT BROWN meep FTW!

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