Thornography
I know this genre isnt exactly the most popular 'round here but i thought id put it out there.
I had stopped listening to COF after their last two dismal albums but this one is pretty good. Its not as black metally as past COF albums (good thing).
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+




Mar12 '08
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Please don't make me look for music. Post it and I shall listen!
Mar13 '08
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http://www.youtube.com/v/a08fLYIQmTw&hl=en
Sorry youtube. Couldnt find audio samples of the album, i may just be retarded though.
Mar13 '08
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CoF
Thornography songs are at the bottom of the page.
Mar13 '08
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What theatrical meep-ladies these young men are. I could listen to the music for the most part but that video totally robbed them of my patronage (i.e., my piracy).
Mar13 '08
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Normally, I like anything with Cthulhu songs, but this drek is unlistenable.
(Why is everyone always apologizing for youtube?)
Mar13 '08
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So instead of watching the video, I began websearch for CoF, finding that i did know who it was, as my daughter is ranting about this filth guy.Anyhoo, the best result from my search was this:http://www.bakersfield.com/240/story/66658.html and by the way, this cover band sucks. I don't get a lot of the new Metal. I mean, there is some talented musicianship ,but so much of it sounds like Mettalislaymaiden. And I listen to Ozzys new meep, and it sort of makes me chuckle. I am so greatful for bands like Tool, though. But remember when hair metal in the 80s reached the saturatuion point, and was lame as meep for like 6 years before Seattle took over? It seems to be happening again. Theres a lot of good metal out there I am sure. I just don't meeping have time to find any. If you had reccomendations, I'd love to hear em. I took Megadeths first 3 albums with me to gulf 1 ,along with Prongs release, I think it was We're Not Amused,and had Reign in Blood, and some other meep NIN, Master of Puppets, Justice,. I'm kind of an old school purist about the rock. Then the kids came, and I didn't listen to anything not on the radio. I'm sick of the radio.Blah blah, meeping blah. I'm out of werds.What else do you all deem worthy?
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is that really how the vocalist sounds (in every song)? if so, um, yeah, no thanks.
Mar13 '08
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that dude's guitar was covered in dirt and sticks.
SO meepING METAL!!
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-12 at 22:15:21, JohnLenin asked to smell your meep</span>
Mar13 '08
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Meh, I like a certain amount of theatrics with my music. These guys are are an exception to an other wise completely unlistenable genre i.e. black metal bands such as Morbid Angel, Emperor etc.
People today seem to have this big classic rock hard-on. I cant stand most of it myself. I think today has a lot better music to offer if you can sift through the multitudes of meepe.
Mar13 '08
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Not sure how vocals like this can even be considered vocals. The music on the other hand is decent, but absolutely nothing new -- just rehashing a number of death metal bands from the 80's.
It is true, metal of today is absolute meeping trash except for a handful of bands that are slightly better than the other trash. It's just garbled up versions of garbage from the 80's.