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OFFICIAL CAMPHONE TREASURE HUNT

Ladies and meepgots - This thread is NOT used for discussion, but solely as a place to publicly keep score of all participants, and a recap of the rules.

You have 19 items in your list of objectives. Why 19 you ask? 'Cause I couldn't come up with 20. So, each objective has a corresponding amount of points. The goal is to acmeepulate more points than anyone else by TUESDAY, MARCH 18, 2008, MIDNIGHT CENTRAL TIME. Let me reiterate this for all your dumbdumbs in here - YOU WIN NOTHING UNLESS YOU HAVE THE MOST POINTS.

JohnLennin will make sure none of you assholes are cheating and using images found on the net. How, I have no idea, but if you're caught being a tool, you're out of the game.


WHERE TO POST YOUR PICS:
HERE. Create your own thread.

PRIZE FOR WINNING: Whatever people donate to the game. I suggest YOU donate a few bucks to BRAINDENT@GMAIL.COM, via Paypal. I'll keep a tally of who and how much was donated and post here. On Wednesday March 19th, I'll declare the winner, and then proceed to send all acmeepulated cash to their Paylpal account, or money
order/personal check - whichever works for you.

AGAIN - YOU CAN TAKE PHOTOS WITH ANY TYPE OF CAMERA. IT DOES NOT NEED TO BE A CAMPHONE.



OFFICIAL PICS

1. Someone picking their nose in traffic -- (2 points)

2. Photograph yourself giving a bum anything -- (5 points)

3. Set any amount of paper money on fire, photograph -- (1 point)

4. Frighten a child, photograph reaction -- (1 point)

5. Eat/drink various things to make your urine an abnormal color. photograph the stream (edit out meep, thx) -- (3 points)

6. Honk while pedestrians are crossing the street in front of you. photograph reaction. -- (4 points)

7. Get a group photo of random strangers in a store or out in public (you must wrangle up at least 5 people) -- (5 points)

8. Pic shaking hands with store Employee in his uniform -- (3 points)

9. Take a picture of random diners thru a restaurant plate glass window -- (2 points)

10. Take a picture of an angry person chasing you, or yelling at you -- (3 points)

11. Pic of meep on the shelf at a Toys R Us (or other toystore) -- (5 points)

12. Take a picture of yourself, or someone of you, while you try on high heels at the shoe store or shoe department -- (4 points)

13. Taking a meep into a public sink - edit meep out -- (5 points)

14. Getting Linkswarm.com up on a public computer -- (2 points)

15. Take a pic of a strangers working television through home window (does not have to be close) -- (5 points)

16. Smear large booger into any book at your local bookstore, photograph and return book to shelf -- (4 points)

17. Take pic of a yellow Volkswagon Bug -- (2 points)

18. Picture of yourself bleeding -- (4 points)

19. A pic of someones cleavage, close-up -- (5 points)

Decider: Admin

  • dent

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$15 - DENT $15 - STEEL $40 - VASUDEVA

TOTAL: $70

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-04 at 13:03:23, dent asked to smell your meep</span>

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DENT: 14 Points VASUDEVA: 5 points DRAGONSTAFF: 23 Points STEEL: 39 Points

  • Steel's still a meeparz!!

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-13 at 10:37:53, dent asked to smell your meep</span>

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-16 at 12:22:41, dent asked to smell your meep</span>

  • dent

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Let's go you meepgots - participate!!

  • dent

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Steel, your pics are classic - but it's on now, meep!

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meep. steel is doing work. dent, you effort is valiant, but still lacking in comparison. i on the other hand can teach you meepers a thing or 2 about being lazy. i did find and photograph a yellow bug the other day but im sure you'll never see it.

I concede defeat. Steel wins. Even if I could get the last few pics I need, I do not have the time to get them and then post to the thread. It is amazing how many people put their VW's in the garage after this contest started. I haven't seen a single one of any colour or age since.

  • dent

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It's also amazing how many people hid their cameras after the contest started. Bastids.

Steel Wins!!11

  • Steel

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I want to go ahead and thank my mom, my kids and my wife for being fantastic sports and for showing boobies... lastly I would like to thank God without whom I would not have had the molecules available to even have a camera, or a VW bug to take a picture of..

..what? I only get to give 4 thanks?...

OK ...umm forget thanking God... instead I want to give a huge shout out to Buddy Wizzlestien my lighting guru. You rock Buddy!

  • nurglets

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well done

off topic: seperated at birth?

also do another one, and maybe i'll stop being a lazy meep meepgot.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-18 at 14:26:56, nurgleming asked to smell your meep</span>

I thought is was over at midnight Central Time? Don't we all still have time to participate?

  • dent

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I thought is was over at midnight Central Time? Don't we all still have time to participate?

The contest was technically over when no one participated. Although, if you can beat his score by midnight tonight, I'll personally send you ten bucks just for the meep of it.

  • Acidburn

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Wait! I'm working on it. I'm a lazy SoCal meephole who procrastinates. Maybe extend the deadline by a few weeks?

I also vote for extension. I'm late to the dance, as usual.

I'll let you fingerbang me in the bathroom, though.

  • Acidburn

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Clavis_Apocalypticae: I also vote for extension. I'm late to the dance, as usual. I'll let you fingerbang me in the bathroom, though.

iF I GET A PICTURE IS IT WORTH ANY POINTS?

I would like to see another treasure hunt happen. I missed out on last one due to my procrastinating nature.

  • Acidburn

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meepuall: I would like to see another treasure hunt happen. I missed out on last one due to my procrastinating nature.

Lazy meep

  • dent

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I would totally be up for another.

  • Wotak

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Dent, do you really want to repeat this?

i would be down

(the catch is once it starts im gonna not participate)

  • Wotak

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^ pretty much, me too.

  • JohnLenin

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meep, I was just thinking about this on the train the other day. I'd be more willing to participate this time around, and contribute ideas like always. My hat: it's been thrown in.

  • Wotak

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JohnLenin: meep, I was just thinking about this on the train the other day. I'd be more willing to participate this time around, and contribute ideas like always. My hat: it's been thrown in.

Ha ha, no it isn't. You haven't even thrown your hat into the camphone thread. In fact, your hat: it is limp.

meep SUCKA!

  • JohnLenin

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Wotak:
JohnLenin: meep, I was just thinking about this on the train the other day. I'd be more willing to participate this time around, and contribute ideas like always. My hat: it's been thrown in.

Ha ha, no it isn't. You haven't even thrown your hat into the camphone thread. In fact, your hat: it is limp.

I've posted in that thread. Granted, I haven't posted nearly as much as the mighty wotak, but whatever (he's a meepgot anyways). Also, a good chunk of the items in the hunt came from an irc brain(dent)storm that I contributed to. Suck it. Suck it hard.

sooooooooo what's it gonna be boys?

  • Wotak

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meep or GTFO?

  • JohnLenin

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Wotak: meep or GTFO?
  • Heather

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Your screen name is sing-songy in my head whenever I see it. The commercial jingle - "By Mennen" is what I hear. "joooohn LENin".

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Found it! Welcome to my neurosis.

Mennen

I heart the uploader!!!!

  • JohnLenin

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Cool. You can sing it while I pork you in the meep.

Pm me.

  • Heather

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How romantic. You make my <3 flutter GJ. But I'm .no feminist. You should PM me

JohnLenin:
Wotak: meep or GTFO?

Seriously has this statement ever worked for ya fellas :p

  • JohnLenin

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meepuall:
JohnLenin:
Wotak: meep or GTFO?

Seriously has this statement ever worked for ya fellas :p

Yeah, a couple times.

JohnLenin:
meepuall:
JohnLenin:
Wotak: meep or GTFO?

Seriously has this statement ever worked for ya fellas :p

Yeah, a couple times.

GTFO? really lol - yeah but were they real meep or man boobs :p

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Heather:
JohnLenin:
meepuall:
JohnLenin:
Wotak: meep or GTFO?

Seriously has this statement ever worked for ya fellas :p

Yeah, a couple times.

I call liez

Wasn't Sunny77 posting meep on request a while ago?

  • Steel

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Points for getting a picture of Sunnys meep - 0

  • nurglets

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HEY, HOW ABOUT IT?

nurglets: HEY, HOW ABOUT IT?

Yeah! I'll pay for a membership if you do.

...Wait. DAMMIT, I did it in the wrong order again, didn't I?

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