False Advertising - Craigslist Personals

haha i thought those were hilarious. i hope you get some responses. i'll think about doing one, i want to come up with something good

mutual jo and hair service. Guy sure looks nice. Hope he doesn't find out I used his photo.

ok well i wanted this to be funnier, but i couldn't think of meep, sooo

here

edit:

aaaand i immediately thought of something funnier

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-02-28 at 21:04:24, nocal asked to smell your meep</span>

nocal: aaaand i immediately thought of something funnier

Yeah, mine sucked the second I hit 'post'. Your chick one is good.

If anyone's hunting for photos, these hit three different levels of everyday creep...

HAHA holy meep i was just about to post something along the lines of, "we should probably make this more believable, we won't get responses."

but i got one already from the first ad.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-02-28 at 21:18:00, nocal asked to smell your meep</span>

he knows!

he doesn't!

nor does this guy!

this guy shows off his small peepee!

this guy knows, but he wants to dream!

this dude seems to know, but maybe he's hoping

i thought they might keep coming in like this, and i was frantically editing them

you guys need to post them in a high traffic city, like the bay area, or seattle, or NY

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-02-28 at 21:29:52, nocal asked to smell your meep</span>

edit2: MORE!!!!

boring

more boring

this guy is nervous!

this guy is very angry!

this guy wants to eat meep and drink meep woooo!

this guy knows that lots of people will have emailed me by now, but he doesn't let that bother him

this guy, like, tries to sweet talk this chick, which frankly is better than more pics of meeps, but yet is almost more pathetic

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-02-28 at 22:14:34, nocal asked to smell your meep</span>

i have 18 more. i deleted the biscuit meep ad because it was getting so many meeping responses.

in 3 hours, the totals are:

docking party: 3 biscuit meep: 29

i won't post them all because some of them are just boring, i'll just post the best ones.

this guy included a bunch of pictures, wanted to know if i think he's ugly, and included a picture of his disgusting meep (which is not in the pic i am posting)!

this meeping doof includes a stupid meeping pic to try and impress internet ladies

wall of text almost had me charmed

one guy had "SENT FROM MY IPHONE" at the bottom of his email. i guess he couldn't meeping wait til he got home?

another guy sent an email and the subject line was "biscuit meep huh" like he was so jaded, oh right biscuit meep, heh, reminds me of 6th grade.

if i do another one of these i guess i'll have to make it EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN EJACULATING ON A BISCUIT AND EATING IT, because men are really pathetic

Something to note my good lulzers, make sure you make a screen shot archive of your post. Craigslist posts are only good for 7 days and can get pulled down early if found to be fake.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-01 at 11:46:26, DrCube asked to smell your meep</span>

jo fantasy / feline fetish

Responses so far:

nocal: wall of text almost had me charmed

you can tell from the tightness of his pants and the devil-may-care attitude of his stance that he has a talented tongue.

suitplay & bondage

PUPPY POWER BAIT AND SWITCH

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-02-29 at 21:01:08, LORDKAHUNA asked to smell your meep</span>

Haha, my first post was deleted, so I tweaked it and put it up again.

And I got a surprise!!

And more indignant man-on-man meepmeep network seekers.

DON'T JUDGE ME BRO!

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-01 at 10:42:15, LORDKAHUNA asked to smell your meep</span>

bi curious m4m, mutual jo / food fetish play

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-01 at 15:35:48, DrCube asked to smell your meep</span>

DrCube: bi curious m4m, mutual jo / food fetish play

Are you trying to tell me something?

nuoverose: Are you trying to tell me something?

Yeah, I'm going to meep you like i meep cakes.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-01 at 15:47:08, DrCube asked to smell your meep</span>

In all seriousness, this is what defines LS from all the others. I for one are too talentless to come up with such great adverts, but I herald your efforts. Thanks for the multiple spit takes the past two days.

BDiW

This man wants to meep spidey.

This man also wants to meep spidey.

Ceiling Cat, Ceiling Cat, I love youuuu...

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-01 at 17:54:51, JohnLenin asked to smell your meep</span>

DrCube: bi curious m4m, mutual jo / food fetish play

Reponses:

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-02 at 09:31:31, DrCube asked to smell your meep</span>

JohnLenin: Ceiling Cat, Ceiling Cat, I love youuuu... <span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-01 at 17:54:51, JohnLenin asked to smell your meep</span>

This guy thinks I need help:

...and this guy wants to help me

FABIAN is going on a little adventure.

"Group JO and comradeship". Awesome.

From: Masked Punk Subject: suit play hey dude, meeping HOT pic on cairgs list, very interested. I've got a ncie spiderman suit too. add me to msn would love to tought ya all over when you're tied up

From: codo1692108 Subject: looking for a trim Married male here looking to a JO bud.........5'10" 7 1/2 inch meep 42 athletic build

From: Frank Subject: Your Adventure awaits You win the prize for best ad!!! I have not engaged in this kind of activity, but it sounds like fun. I do not know much about Middle Earth; would that matter? Do you have costumes available? White guy here, attached to a woman. 44, 5'9, 145, in-shape slender build, stache/goatee Let me know, Cheers

Oh Frank, time to slay your closetdragons.

HAHA, RT0690 seal of approval!

Woohoo, I GOTS MALE!!

Cabear wants to entice Fabian with chesthairs.

college guy kills all bug chasing dreams :(

Haha this one wants to be my Padawan. "YO DURRP!"

Fabian is like a meep Jesus Christ.

"Gotchless is cool bra" :CHESTBUMP:

so the bug chasing part of the kahuna reply inspired me. i think i won't get replies, but i was surprised before, sooo

(grids is what they used to call aids)

E: flagged with no responses :(

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-06 at 22:37:46, nocal asked to smell your meep</span>

LORDKAHUNA: Taking the meep thing to another level since 1991.

lol