False Advertising - Craigslist Personals
So after viewing the ,Something Awful Fake Craigslist Personals the other day, I figured I would take a stab at my own fake profiles and meep. I encourage you all to take a stab at it and post your personals on here.
jo fantasy / feline fetish

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-02-29 at 14:49:02, DrCube asked to smell your meep</span>
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BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Math is not+
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: OK I concede. Math+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Changing my avatar+
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
LINK: Adios Ray Manzarek
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@tesco](http://www.+
BeachGoat
on French theme park with giant mechanical animals: Nice video of the+
BeachGoat
MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
freakmachi+
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: dragonstaff: "Tesco+
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: While I can't prove+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
spod
on Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government: She is acting on+
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Actually, as I am+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: My shop is in+
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: La Cucaracha You can+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
Danny_Infe+
LINK: Depression Part Two
Danny_Infe+
linkswarm
queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
StartRecor+
Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
Danny_Infe+
spankerchi+
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
BeachGoat
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
dragonstaf+
Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
linkswarm
queue: New link: meep Trickle is Ded by a shot to his own head.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@StartRecordingNow]+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: ALSO people like me?+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: and without the+




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haha i thought those were hilarious. i hope you get some responses. i'll think about doing one, i want to come up with something good
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mutual jo and hair service. Guy sure looks nice. Hope he doesn't find out I used his photo.
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ok well i wanted this to be funnier, but i couldn't think of meep, sooo
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aaaand i immediately thought of something funnier
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-02-28 at 21:04:24, nocal asked to smell your meep</span>
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Yeah, mine sucked the second I hit 'post'. Your chick one is good.
If anyone's hunting for photos, these hit three different levels of everyday creep...
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HAHA holy meep i was just about to post something along the lines of, "we should probably make this more believable, we won't get responses."
but i got one already from the first ad.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-02-28 at 21:18:00, nocal asked to smell your meep</span>
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he knows!
he doesn't!
nor does this guy!
this guy shows off his small peepee!
this guy knows, but he wants to dream!
this dude seems to know, but maybe he's hoping
i thought they might keep coming in like this, and i was frantically editing them
you guys need to post them in a high traffic city, like the bay area, or seattle, or NY
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-02-28 at 21:29:52, nocal asked to smell your meep</span>
edit2: MORE!!!!
boring
more boring
this guy is nervous!
this guy is very angry!
this guy wants to eat meep and drink meep woooo!
this guy knows that lots of people will have emailed me by now, but he doesn't let that bother him
this guy, like, tries to sweet talk this chick, which frankly is better than more pics of meeps, but yet is almost more pathetic
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-02-28 at 22:14:34, nocal asked to smell your meep</span>
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i have 18 more. i deleted the biscuit meep ad because it was getting so many meeping responses.
in 3 hours, the totals are:
docking party: 3 biscuit meep: 29
i won't post them all because some of them are just boring, i'll just post the best ones.
this guy included a bunch of pictures, wanted to know if i think he's ugly, and included a picture of his disgusting meep (which is not in the pic i am posting)!
this meeping doof includes a stupid meeping pic to try and impress internet ladies
wall of text almost had me charmed
one guy had "SENT FROM MY IPHONE" at the bottom of his email. i guess he couldn't meeping wait til he got home?
another guy sent an email and the subject line was "biscuit meep huh" like he was so jaded, oh right biscuit meep, heh, reminds me of 6th grade.
if i do another one of these i guess i'll have to make it EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN EJACULATING ON A BISCUIT AND EATING IT, because men are really pathetic
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Something to note my good lulzers, make sure you make a screen shot archive of your post. Craigslist posts are only good for 7 days and can get pulled down early if found to be fake.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-01 at 11:46:26, DrCube asked to smell your meep</span>
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Responses so far:
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you can tell from the tightness of his pants and the devil-may-care attitude of his stance that he has a talented tongue.
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suitplay & bondage
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PUPPY POWER BAIT AND SWITCH
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-02-29 at 21:01:08, LORDKAHUNA asked to smell your meep</span>
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Haha, my first post was deleted, so I tweaked it and put it up again.
And I got a surprise!!
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And more indignant man-on-man meepmeep network seekers.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-01 at 10:42:15, LORDKAHUNA asked to smell your meep</span>
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bi curious m4m, mutual jo / food fetish play
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-01 at 15:35:48, DrCube asked to smell your meep</span>
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Are you trying to tell me something?
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Yeah, I'm going to meep you like i meep cakes.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-01 at 15:47:08, DrCube asked to smell your meep</span>
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In all seriousness, this is what defines LS from all the others. I for one are too talentless to come up with such great adverts, but I herald your efforts. Thanks for the multiple spit takes the past two days.
BDiW
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Ceiling Cat, Ceiling Cat, I love youuuu...
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-01 at 17:54:51, JohnLenin asked to smell your meep</span>
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Reponses:
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-02 at 09:31:31, DrCube asked to smell your meep</span>
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This guy thinks I need help:
...and this guy wants to help me
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FABIAN is going on a little adventure.
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"Group JO and comradeship". Awesome.
Hey dude, lets meepen meep it man, ill bring bean dipMar02 '08
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Oh Frank, time to slay your closetdragons.
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HAHA, RT0690 seal of approval!
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Woohoo, I GOTS MALE!!
Cabear wants to entice Fabian with chesthairs.
college guy kills all bug chasing dreams :(
Haha this one wants to be my Padawan.
"YO DURRP!"
Fabian is like a meep Jesus Christ.
"Gotchless is cool bra" :CHESTBUMP:
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so the bug chasing part of the kahuna reply inspired me. i think i won't get replies, but i was surprised before, sooo
(grids is what they used to call aids)
E: flagged with no responses :(
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-03-06 at 22:37:46, nocal asked to smell your meep</span>
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LORDKAHUNA: Taking the meep thing to another level since 1991.
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lol