Which meep?



Now I know you can all say "oh I like all meep, no matter what brand", but that isn't the point. If both are presented, and even though you enjoy meep overall, which do you prefer?

meepNinja> man i don't know
meepNinja> this is a very difficult decision
meepNinja> one on the left if you had a gun to my head
LORDKAHUNA> I like left too
meepNinja> but if I had the gun, I'd have both
LORDKAHUNA> haha


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  • Wrecker
  • Feb04 '08

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Left.

Of course, most will choose the left one because it appears more virginal.

But I think both photos could well be of the same meep. It's just the left one has not been...um...unraveled.

Crackalackin: Of course, most will choose the left one because it appears more virginal.

That's an interesting observation.

:bunnyhrm:

  • vasudeva
  • Feb04 '08

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One on the right. I don't want to put it on a pedestal and caress it with soft-focus museum lights -- I want to destroy something ugly.

  • dent
  • Feb04 '08

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The one on the left, I choose. If the one on the right had just a tad less almostscrotum, I would choose her. I like a little bit of chewed gum on my qunt, but once those meeps engorge they will triple in size, yuck.

left

finding it difficult to focus on anything other than that bleached, puckered pooper...

...

left, on impulse, but i am not a hard man to please in this arena... any hole is a goal!

  • Lownotes
  • Feb04 '08

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Left for aesthetic value (evopsych tells me she is younger, thus more likely to be healthy and full of eggs), but still, there's something comforting about the one on the right, like a flower - a weird ugly flower.

  • Wotak
  • Feb04 '08

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The right one for me. It's got more chewable area.

  • Steel
  • Feb04 '08

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The very fact that we are dealing with look here means the lights is on... this is important as we will need to see the rest of the chasis as this could be the determining factor...

Though the left does look better, the right provides handles to hold onto!

  • HOBO
  • Feb04 '08

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I'm surprised nobody mentioned the puckered little meep hole on the left. "Sinister thoughts"

^

i

am

nobody

I'm going to go with the one on the left. The right looks too much like wad of half chewed beef jerky.

  • Steel
  • Feb04 '08

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The entrance to Zurg's fortress is in the meep to the right... hidden in the shadows!

  • nurglets
  • Feb04 '08

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thefamousnomo: ^ i am nobody

correct.

left. good turkey neck on the right.

  • Lefen
  • Feb04 '08

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left x100, but you already knew that.

also by all choosing the left we are fuking up the ego's of prolly 90% of birds reading this thread and making them think about getting some corrective meep surgery.

  • Steel
  • Feb04 '08

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good

  • bobacus
  • Feb04 '08

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The right. The one on the left looks like it came off a Barbie. May I also note that real vadge also involves hair....

  • Lefen
  • Feb04 '08

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bobacus: May I also note that real vadge also involves hair....

Only in the 1970's

  • Wotak
  • Feb05 '08

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bobacus: The right. The one on the left looks like it came off a Barbie. May I also note that real vadge also involves hair....

There shall be no hair grown on her naughty place. This is undelicious.

Who would want hair on a roast beef sammich?

The left one looks a bit like it has downs syndrome.

  • graycube
  • Feb05 '08

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Given that most of the nerve endings are external to the meep, I would go for the one on the right - I'd have a better chance of driving her wild. The one on the left - might as well be sticking and licking her hand or knee or something.

  • dent
  • Feb05 '08

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Except that there's 4 pounds of meat covering anything worthwhile.

  • Dumbskull
  • Feb05 '08

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With the vaggie on the left you can make monkeys.

  • Uart
  • Feb05 '08

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Right.

Though they are both worthy of my attention. The one on the right just has more personality.

  • JohnLenin
  • Feb05 '08

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I'm going to say the one on the right. But that's about where my threshold is for meat flaps.

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

  • dent
  • Feb05 '08

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Contra!

nurgleming: cool-to-tool in 7 easy letters

was thinking bout this again last night, and the right would be better for a smash-and-grab... lift flap A, tuck flap B and you are ball deep

the left would require a bit of oiling so more of a commitment, although you could spit on it if you were in a hurry...

  • nurglets
  • Feb05 '08

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thefamousnomo: nurgleming: cool-to-tool in 7 easy letters

i was never cool

Right one for me. Ironically my two long term ex-gfriends were personality wise and vaginally opposites, as the picture dictates. After long term sampling of the left the right was a lovely divergence from the post op tranny/pre-teen look of the left.

  • bobacus
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Wotak:
bobacus: The right. The one on the left looks like it came off a Barbie. May I also note that real vadge also involves hair....

There shall be no hair grown on her naughty place. This is undelicious.

That, my good man, is a matter of individual taste. I like mine Hairy and murky, like a swamp.
  • Wotak
  • Feb05 '08

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bobacus:
Wotak:
bobacus: The right. The one on the left looks like it came off a Barbie. May I also note that real vadge also involves hair....

There shall be no hair grown on her naughty place. This is undelicious.

That, my good man, is a matter of individual taste. I like mine Hairy and murky, like a swamp.

That's just sick.

  • bobacus
  • Feb06 '08

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Wotak:
bobacus:
Wotak:
bobacus: The right. The one on the left looks like it came off a Barbie. May I also note that real vadge also involves hair....

There shall be no hair grown on her naughty place. This is undelicious.

That, my good man, is a matter of individual taste. I like mine Hairy and murky, like a swamp.

That's just sick.

What is sick, is meep that looks like it belongs to a pre-teen, but I apprecite the compliment.:P

  • tank
  • Feb07 '08

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MMMMmmmm.....meat curtains...

Though I tend to agree with Wotak on this one. Neat is good, I can floss after I eat, not during a meal.

  • dent
  • Feb07 '08

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I think it's time for someone to create a "which titty?" thread. Different sizes, colors, nipple placement and nip color should all be factored and considered. Get on that.

I want the one on the right so I can put a thumb on each side and make that sound like a blade of grass when you blow it. Good Times

  • wolfer
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Thats a before and after pic. :)

  • SexNinja
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You know, I don't like how the one on the right hides its meep from me.

bobacus: That, my good man, is a matter of individual taste. I like mine Hairy and murky, like a swamp.

meeping disgusting.

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