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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
teh_blintz+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+




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Good question
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It was dumb, no one used it, so it took this long to notice that the images are broken. I'll kill it.
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:sadface
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WTF was it?
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Good question mr witty
the idea was to print it out and submit it in the pose of your choice
i chose to have a chick pose with it
like so.
BTW if anyone wants to edit this using the linkswarm uploader or < beg> even grant me access < /beg> it would be appreciated
Edit, i chose the only image host that couldn't even stay up for a full meeping day
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2008-01-29 at 00:28:13, MistaCharisma asked to smell your meep</span>
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i was hoping that someone would follow the lead and post a follow up makes me wet image, I suppose i was wrong :sadface
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Just for you.
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Evidently no one has a camera or knows any meeps. The Makes Me Wet thing has been up literally for three years without a single contribution. I'm only not taking down the link on the retarded hope this thread does something worthwhile with it, but I'm expecting mild disappointment on this front and will otherwise take the link down sometime this weekend.
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i'm married. my meep photographing days are long over.
(allegidally)
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I had to go digging through a backup several years old to retrieve these, though I was wrong about there being zero contributions since it went up...
Chris
Dunno, it's 1981 though
I think I met this chick in Amsterdam, she was cool
meep
Dunno
Some dude
Piece of meep. I saw the ones that hit the cutting-room floor and I don't know how they found an angle that makes her appear hot, but they did
Midget and farmer
Bobo has bad sperm in him. I remember this picture pissed bobo off pretty bad for a long time.
Terry's sister and some chick
Dunno
Liz, old-school
Terry
Meta
Some meep friends of bobo's
And my favorite, the LBP way back when. This is the photo that caused my mom to symbolically disown LinkSwarm, though she's since cozied back up to it.
Now that I've spent an ungodly amount of time getting all the mothermeeping quote characters right -- an example of the kind of personal idiocy I want to steer clear of -- I'm going to replace the wet page with the LinkSwarm Tools page in the menu. I'll leave the old wet page up in case anyone feels like adding to it, and may bring it back in the menu if anyone does. (That tools page will get other disparate meep added to it, like the various RSS feeds and whatnot.)
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Sadface, for some reason this is kahunaboat floatin, maybe she reminds me of someone.
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cheridy (sans albino)?
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I get that too, but my trained senses scream 'fluke' and 'you'll be sorry', in that order.
Nah, not enough sweat or random violence.
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Time for a LBP re-enactment? Frazzled hair, banged up knees, scratched, bruised, bound with belt.... sounds like Tuesday night ritual for Steel's wife!
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Hey, I forgot about those boots! They were my favorite.