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  • vasudeva
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Camphone Thread

WELCOME TO THE CAMPHONE THREAD. In this thread we are sending in the pictures from our phones to the Internet.

Here's how you do it. OK? Note that the following instructions, while complicated-looking, aren't really complicated. They're not so intuitive, however, that you can follow them without reading them.



1. Register



In this step, you need to tell the system who you are and what phone you use. Use your phone to send an email to cam [AT SIGN] linkswarm.com with the word register in the subject. In the body of the email, put your username and a password like so...



For purposes of screenshotting, we're pretending your phone uses Outlook for email. (It probably doesn't, unless you're Meta.) Here we see swarmer WilliamSBurroughs wants to register his camera phone. He wants the password meepemeepa, which makes sense, right? Now, pick a password you'll be able to type in easily from your phone, cause you'll need to send this password in with every picture you email. Why? Because email is meep. So ole WSB didn't pick a real great password -- I would have used a couple numbers, personally, because this doesn't need to be super secure -- but Bill takes his password policy very seriously, so whatever.

OK, so you send this registration email off from your phone. In a couple minutes, you should get an email back to that address from the system telling you you are all hooked up. Or the email may mention some error. If it does, let me know. Every cell carrier does meep differently.

Now, on to the good part.



2. Emailing pictures



Use your phone to take a picture of something, and email it to cam [AT SIGN] linkswarm.com. Subject doesn't matter. Save yourself typing and don't use one. In the body of the email, the first word needs to be the password you registered, like so...



Here's Mr. Burroughs sending in a picture of something. The password he chose in step 1 is the first word in the message. This will meet with success.



3. Optional text



When the system gets your email, if the second word starts with 'qq', this text will be tacked on to the bottom of your post.



i expect this part to be among the parts that haunts me forever, much like the rest of the parts. Anyway, here we see WSB sending in some text. Looks like he's been hanging around schoolyards again.



4. The end result



Your photo will be posted to this thread under your username. In the future, if there's enough support for it, I'd like to figure out a way to let you control whether the photo gets posted to this thread, or a journal entry of your own. For now, this meep is goofy enough that I'm Keeping It Simple Stupid.



OTHER QUESTIONS:

Update: No longer sending confirmation mails when you mail in a picture. No one seemed to need them, and they're probably kind of annoying. You should get an email confirmation to your initial registration mail, however.

Mail is grabbed on the system every 60 seconds.

if you're having problems registering, let me know. I may have to do it for you manually. Wrecker's phone's email client, for example, has no Subject field. It'll take me 14 seconds so don't be shy.

if you're having other problems, let me know. Cell carriers are rapturously maverickal so I expect this to be full of glee.

If you need a camphone password reset, let me know. There's no automated way to do that yet.

No, this won't work with SMS. You want to help me figure out a way to take advantage of a free SMS gateway that will pass MMS messages with a high rate of success, please step to this meepa.

If your phone doesn't do email, I'm sorry, but currently you are meeped. Enjoy being the castout.

If you have problems or questions, post them to this thread. I'll probably take long-winded support experiences offline, but in general I figure this is kind of wierd meep and will confuse peeps and they may benefit from your stupidity being exposed publicly.

If you have retarded comments to make about photos in this thread, post those comments to this thread, just like anything else.





<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-12-02 at 13:26:00, vasudeva asked to smell your meep</span>

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  • vasudeva
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this bucolic gentleman likes to treat his traffic pards to quality hunter humor

Sir Vas,

Ummm, you did well by securing those gifts via marriage. +2 on your intelligence roll.

vasudeva:

a linkswarm first: dent's art on my meep's meep



My bubbaz is silky smoothe with his new haircut and his new sidekick.

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vasudeva:

a linkswarm first: dent's art on my meep's meep

WOOT!!!!

Looks slick LBP!

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a linkswarm first: dent's art on my meep's meep



8 x 2.0tb RAID NAS

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clavis_apocalypticae:

Long live the king

Dude, let's steal that and put it in our super-secret, Alpha only, no gurls allowd tree house!

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LilBabyPissmouth: haha, WTF...I liked the videos...the first was great, the second wasn't so good and thanks for the lil razorblade song! I dig weezer and ben folds five a whole bunch so probably why I dig these fellas. I wish, however, their main girl wasn't so barbie and that after she put her skates on, proceeded to deliver up a hot dish of carnage...that's just me though. :D

I ahem dig weezer too.

This conversation never happened.

haha, WTF...I liked the videos...the first was great, the second wasn't so good and thanks for the lil razorblade song! I dig weezer and ben folds five a whole bunch so probably why I dig these fellas.

I wish, however, their main girl wasn't so barbie and that after she put her skates on, proceeded to deliver up a hot dish of carnage...that's just me though. :D

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vasudeva:
Wotak:
vasudeva: this is what it's come to

I beg to differ, General Link Place.

What is it you'd like to differ with, and how might or might not the videos of meep music you posted advance that point?

Every one is meep, Colonel.

Also, I have absolutely no idea what I was talking about when I posted those several meep videos. I do remember having a BBQ party and drinking very heavily, yesterday. I'm quite sure that everything was crystal-clear and quite important at the moment I hit the 'poast-it' meepan. meep, I probably high fived myself and giggle-mastubated myself to sleep afterward.

Right now I'm scratching my achy head and wtfing probably as hard as the rest of linkswarm is.

Sincerely, Private meepface

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vasudeva:

water is the key to all bodily functions!

brb, assimilating.

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water is the key to all bodily functions!



Long live the king

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Wotak:
vasudeva: this is what it's come to

I beg to differ, General Link Place.

What is it you'd like to differ with, and how might or might not the videos of meep music you posted advance that point?
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vasudeva:

it's fun to stay at the YMCAAAAAAAAA

FYI, I don't remember taking this and have no idea what we were getting at.

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it's fun to stay at the YMCAAAAAAAAA

  • Wotak
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vasudeva: this is what it's come to

I beg to differ, General Link Place. There is a world beyond that schmurgle.

Start here: http://www.youtube.com/v/mAzav3H384I&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999

...then look for kids having fun like this that sound as cool or cooler.

I'd post a list but I'm already a meep length from bannination, so...

http://www.youtube.com/v/lhnHTRZo8cU&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999

Pink: It's less meep than FM radio and the meep they want you to hear.

+(One 4 LBP)

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-08-09 at 05:07:55, Wotak asked to smell your meep</span>

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-08-09 at 05:27:46, Wotak asked to smell your meep</span>

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Senor_Smoke:
heather:

Awesome! Now we all know.

heather:

heather:

That looks awesome.

heather:

meep-finger in the living-room?

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lordkahuna:

Joy Findlay law offices and massage parlor

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO ANGRY!

vasudeva:

this is what it's come to

meepty band monthly?

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this is what it's come to



infinity stool

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lownotes:

Camo trim - why?

it's not a paintjob, it's a lifestyle.

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lownotes:

Camo trim - why?

Just so you know how mothermeeping badass that mothermeeper is, yo.

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Camo trim - why?

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Space Bag! Two queen- and three twin-sized comforters.

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fake clavis II

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fake clavis sighting

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volcano meets capitalism.



goddam animals

lordkahuna:

Joy Findlay law offices and massage parlor

I always knew lawyers were just hookers in disguise!



Joy Findlay law offices and massage parlor

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mundhra:

This is total win



lal

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wotak:

sweetness

meep Yeah! a good parking space is hard to find.

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sweetness

linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
graycube
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
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fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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:|
sunny77
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
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Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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