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  • vasudeva
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Camphone Thread

WELCOME TO THE CAMPHONE THREAD. In this thread we are sending in the pictures from our phones to the Internet.

Here's how you do it. OK? Note that the following instructions, while complicated-looking, aren't really complicated. They're not so intuitive, however, that you can follow them without reading them.



1. Register



In this step, you need to tell the system who you are and what phone you use. Use your phone to send an email to cam [AT SIGN] linkswarm.com with the word register in the subject. In the body of the email, put your username and a password like so...



For purposes of screenshotting, we're pretending your phone uses Outlook for email. (It probably doesn't, unless you're Meta.) Here we see swarmer WilliamSBurroughs wants to register his camera phone. He wants the password meepemeepa, which makes sense, right? Now, pick a password you'll be able to type in easily from your phone, cause you'll need to send this password in with every picture you email. Why? Because email is meep. So ole WSB didn't pick a real great password -- I would have used a couple numbers, personally, because this doesn't need to be super secure -- but Bill takes his password policy very seriously, so whatever.

OK, so you send this registration email off from your phone. In a couple minutes, you should get an email back to that address from the system telling you you are all hooked up. Or the email may mention some error. If it does, let me know. Every cell carrier does meep differently.

Now, on to the good part.



2. Emailing pictures



Use your phone to take a picture of something, and email it to cam [AT SIGN] linkswarm.com. Subject doesn't matter. Save yourself typing and don't use one. In the body of the email, the first word needs to be the password you registered, like so...



Here's Mr. Burroughs sending in a picture of something. The password he chose in step 1 is the first word in the message. This will meet with success.



3. Optional text



When the system gets your email, if the second word starts with 'qq', this text will be tacked on to the bottom of your post.



i expect this part to be among the parts that haunts me forever, much like the rest of the parts. Anyway, here we see WSB sending in some text. Looks like he's been hanging around schoolyards again.



4. The end result



Your photo will be posted to this thread under your username. In the future, if there's enough support for it, I'd like to figure out a way to let you control whether the photo gets posted to this thread, or a journal entry of your own. For now, this meep is goofy enough that I'm Keeping It Simple Stupid.



OTHER QUESTIONS:

Update: No longer sending confirmation mails when you mail in a picture. No one seemed to need them, and they're probably kind of annoying. You should get an email confirmation to your initial registration mail, however.

Mail is grabbed on the system every 60 seconds.

if you're having problems registering, let me know. I may have to do it for you manually. Wrecker's phone's email client, for example, has no Subject field. It'll take me 14 seconds so don't be shy.

if you're having other problems, let me know. Cell carriers are rapturously maverickal so I expect this to be full of glee.

If you need a camphone password reset, let me know. There's no automated way to do that yet.

No, this won't work with SMS. You want to help me figure out a way to take advantage of a free SMS gateway that will pass MMS messages with a high rate of success, please step to this meepa.

If your phone doesn't do email, I'm sorry, but currently you are meeped. Enjoy being the castout.

If you have problems or questions, post them to this thread. I'll probably take long-winded support experiences offline, but in general I figure this is kind of wierd meep and will confuse peeps and they may benefit from your stupidity being exposed publicly.

If you have retarded comments to make about photos in this thread, post those comments to this thread, just like anything else.





<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-12-02 at 13:26:00, vasudeva asked to smell your meep</span>

Decider: Admin

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"meep meep"

why is my username all lower case?

:( :( :(



america meep yeah cuties!



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  • vasudeva
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Lownotes:
lownotes: Testing new phone... Sent from my BlackBerry smartphone
How do I prevent the meep Blackberry marketing auto message?

I wiped mine out using the Blackberry Internet Service interface that came with my data plan.

You could also format your message thusly...

[PASSWORD] qq[STUPID MESSAGE]qq

That is, end your message (which is stupid) with a qq.

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lownotes:

Testing new phone... Sent from my BlackBerry smartphone

How do I prevent the meep Blackberry marketing auto message?

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Testing new phone... Sent from my BlackBerry smartphone



test 2 images





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vasudeva:
nocal:
lilbabypissmouth:

Mutha Fukin HAMZ!!!!
can we all pitch in to a vasudeva shirt fund?
That'd be meep. I'd like a new NASA shirt. This one has cigarette burns in it.

I just ordered you one. It should be arriving in a few days. I got it in Navy. I just couldn't imagine you not wearing your standard vasudeva uniform.

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truenative: pro-tip for the fellas; get a platinum wedding band and it won't nick when you use it to pop bottle caps.

but will it withstand the stress of a airlock/fire door closing on it so you can escape impending death? i'll stick with my titanium (cheap meep) thanks.

Does it still feel weird to say/type "my wife..."?

Big Time, I have been enjoying making use of my new bottle opener I wear on my left hand.

pro-tip for the fellas; get a platinum wedding band and it won't nick when you use it to pop bottle caps.

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truenative:
senor_smoke:

Jake the 225 pound newfie

After our 140lb Golden Retriever passed my wife now wants one of these big meepers or a Mastiff. I personally think it might be a little too much dog.

Does it still feel weird to say/type "my wife..."?
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wolfer:
wotak:

pork roast in a nice mirepoix smells awesome

What mirepoix, Is this cajun?

Yeah, and the left over stock will be reduced and added to a roast beef brisket next week. I think I'll throw that recipe up in the forums. It's kickass good.

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wotak:

pork roast in a nice mirepoix smells awesome

What mirepoix, Is this cajun?



meep! I have to put this together today.

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pork roast in a nice mirepoix smells awesome

  • vasudeva
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nocal:
lilbabypissmouth:

Mutha Fukin HAMZ!!!!
can we all pitch in to a vasudeva shirt fund?

That'd be meep. I'd like a new NASA shirt. This one has cigarette burns in it.

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nocal:
lilbabypissmouth:

Mutha Fukin HAMZ!!!!

can we all pitch in to a vasudeva shirt fund?

I have some spare t-shirts I can donate. They have cool helicopters and meep on them.

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lilbabypissmouth:

Mutha Fukin HAMZ!!!!

can we all pitch in to a vasudeva shirt fund?



surprise meepmeep



Mutha Fukin HAMZ!!!!

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Last summers okra.



booze cruise time in the keys

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when surveyed, 350 sorostitutes and 1 wotak agreed: heineken is hella tight

Bubba and Dos resting.

  • Wotak
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wolfer:
VanishingNexus: Dark hunter green actually. It is a camera phone picture after all... Colors are not all as they seem.

I see it now, good color

Wotaks drinking in the dark again

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-04-04 at 05:28:43, wolfer asked to smell your meep</span>

And alone. That's how I roll.

Hic

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VanishingNexus: Dark hunter green actually. It is a camera phone picture after all... Colors are not all as they seem.

I see it now, good color

Wotaks drinking in the dark again

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-04-04 at 05:28:43, wolfer asked to smell your meep</span>

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cheers

Eat a hot dog whole watching an episode of house?

  • Wotak
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VanishingNexus: Dark hunter green actually. It is a camera phone picture after all... Colors are not all as they seem.

Eat the dog before it eats your entire haus.

Dark hunter green actually. It is a camera phone picture after all... Colors are not all as they seem.

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JohnLenin:
vanishingnexus:

The catalyst

white foam meep trumpet GOOOOOO

And a black door.



The outcome... Luckily I had a long sleeve shirt when I fell through the quarter inch glass table top

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vanishingnexus:

The catalyst

white foam meep trumpet GOOOOOO



The catalyst

linkswarm
queue: New link: Kimmel Shares Maude's meep
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Cold fusion may be+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+
spankerchi+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+
Cryogeneri+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
StartRecor+
BeachGoat
MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
Danny_Infe+
Danny_Infe+
linkswarm
queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
StartRecor+
Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
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