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  • vasudeva
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Camphone Thread

WELCOME TO THE CAMPHONE THREAD. In this thread we are sending in the pictures from our phones to the Internet.

Here's how you do it. OK? Note that the following instructions, while complicated-looking, aren't really complicated. They're not so intuitive, however, that you can follow them without reading them.



1. Register



In this step, you need to tell the system who you are and what phone you use. Use your phone to send an email to cam [AT SIGN] linkswarm.com with the word register in the subject. In the body of the email, put your username and a password like so...



For purposes of screenshotting, we're pretending your phone uses Outlook for email. (It probably doesn't, unless you're Meta.) Here we see swarmer WilliamSBurroughs wants to register his camera phone. He wants the password meepemeepa, which makes sense, right? Now, pick a password you'll be able to type in easily from your phone, cause you'll need to send this password in with every picture you email. Why? Because email is meep. So ole WSB didn't pick a real great password -- I would have used a couple numbers, personally, because this doesn't need to be super secure -- but Bill takes his password policy very seriously, so whatever.

OK, so you send this registration email off from your phone. In a couple minutes, you should get an email back to that address from the system telling you you are all hooked up. Or the email may mention some error. If it does, let me know. Every cell carrier does meep differently.

Now, on to the good part.



2. Emailing pictures



Use your phone to take a picture of something, and email it to cam [AT SIGN] linkswarm.com. Subject doesn't matter. Save yourself typing and don't use one. In the body of the email, the first word needs to be the password you registered, like so...



Here's Mr. Burroughs sending in a picture of something. The password he chose in step 1 is the first word in the message. This will meet with success.



3. Optional text



When the system gets your email, if the second word starts with 'qq', this text will be tacked on to the bottom of your post.



i expect this part to be among the parts that haunts me forever, much like the rest of the parts. Anyway, here we see WSB sending in some text. Looks like he's been hanging around schoolyards again.



4. The end result



Your photo will be posted to this thread under your username. In the future, if there's enough support for it, I'd like to figure out a way to let you control whether the photo gets posted to this thread, or a journal entry of your own. For now, this meep is goofy enough that I'm Keeping It Simple Stupid.



OTHER QUESTIONS:

Update: No longer sending confirmation mails when you mail in a picture. No one seemed to need them, and they're probably kind of annoying. You should get an email confirmation to your initial registration mail, however.

Mail is grabbed on the system every 60 seconds.

if you're having problems registering, let me know. I may have to do it for you manually. Wrecker's phone's email client, for example, has no Subject field. It'll take me 14 seconds so don't be shy.

if you're having other problems, let me know. Cell carriers are rapturously maverickal so I expect this to be full of glee.

If you need a camphone password reset, let me know. There's no automated way to do that yet.

No, this won't work with SMS. You want to help me figure out a way to take advantage of a free SMS gateway that will pass MMS messages with a high rate of success, please step to this meepa.

If your phone doesn't do email, I'm sorry, but currently you are meeped. Enjoy being the castout.

If you have problems or questions, post them to this thread. I'll probably take long-winded support experiences offline, but in general I figure this is kind of wierd meep and will confuse peeps and they may benefit from your stupidity being exposed publicly.

If you have retarded comments to make about photos in this thread, post those comments to this thread, just like anything else.





<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-12-02 at 13:26:00, vasudeva asked to smell your meep</span>

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went for an evening walk to a local beach, and saw this litigation time bomb

There's something you don't see every day.

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leaning tower of dog poo

The brother liked the skittles vodka.
The brother's girlfriend freaking LOVED it.
The brother's daughter ended up stealing the bottles.
I'd call that a success.
Making more now with new bottles.

Only it's Jolly Ranchers and VO this time around.

Her meep can be used as 180 grit sandpaper in a pinch.

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Her hair looks like she stole it off a corpse.

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You know that shirt that says, "If You Can See This, The meep Fell Off".

Well, There She Is...

Meeting my blind date over coffee...

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I didn't even have to put teriyaki beast on it first....

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Once they started to sword swallow and donn the Furries, I was out of there...

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Instant Party...Just add Wine.

Duuuuude.
I had some skittles-infused vodka left over from the first batch and I am not kidding when i say:"I got sh#t-faced"
Just heard that you can do the same thing with Jolly Ranchers.
Will be trying THAT after serving these little fellows at my bro's barbecue tomorrow....oops today.

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please drive carefully through it

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The vote here is "Empenadas", whatever the heck those are. Asked nine local girls, and that's what they said. Some kind of fried mexican treat. Wrap them in a won-ton/pastry type wrapper, and make them puffy, then dip the meep out of them in good sauces. So say they women, so says the Goat.

Sounds like wisdom to me.

Well if it was me, I would take large handfuls of it and shove them in my mouth.


Maybe a stupid question, but how do I make the most of this?
Sammiches and as an addition to beans I know...
I've got a sh#tload of meat to use up.
Any ideas?


Also this^
Zelda Chest Mk2
I was SO f#cking ashamed of the rush job (Pissy cheap fragile lock, no hardware and ugly interior) on Mk1 that I HAD to redo it.
I'll pick up #1 and bring it up to "acceptable" as soon as I finish a couple of things.
Now for the Titty Chest...


Nine and a half pound dry-rubbed picnic meep deliciousness.
(Experimenting for the WC-EOTW-PP)

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I had a friend point out that my logo has what look like two sets of meep and meep sticking out of the top of it..
I laughed.
Then I looked at it...
...
...
...f#ck.

So;

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This was actually a test. Guess the camphone meeps works again.

Nice double, meepbox, but what happened to the old double nickel speed limit?

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We do have a lot of Corms here, and they are a quite large variety (almost three feet), and {son of a gun!) they tend to roost in the eucs, just like they ones we found the bone under.

Good call! @nurglets

It's a synsacrum all right.
Looks like we weren't the only ones to think it looked like a skull.


Hipster Spank: "Pfft."

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@spankerchief

best guess would be a diving bird, hence the fused type vertebrae, it almost looks like a cormorants, but not quite.

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That's magicchex's remains. Quit touching.

Can anybody identify this bone?
Goat and I found it out near Sand Spit last weekend. Looked like an elongated skull at first, but you can see underneath that it's made up of fused vertibrae.
Maybe a turtle?


Didn't mean for the Spankymobile to take up all of that first shot.
I had to hide under the info sign so that the Morro Bay sunshine would quit f#cking with my lens.
Seriously, BRING SUNSCREEN.
When the haze clears, you can FEEL it cooking your DNA.






A certain secret satan's gift is proving to be extremely helpful.
Who'da thunk?

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DOUBLE FAULT

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public toilet prose, the best kind

http://imgur.com/a/cxZrx

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You meep your brain out.

@nurglets

i've been eating too much rainbow cake, my poops change color

Dude, you need to see your doctor. It seems that you have miscarried.

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i've been eating too much rainbow cake, my poops change color

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lulz

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Yeah, I'm pretty much full of fail

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You never mentioned that your father is the most interesting man in the world. He must have pretty long branches for his apples to fall so far away.

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Hobo Sr says hello

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xmas came early for me :)

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Torpedo is good. You should try the sampler tray.



The brewery is about eight short blocks away from my house, give or take.

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Sierra Nevada Pale Ale was my favorite for years. Now I'll have to go find this stuff.

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this is pretty good....glee!

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fffuuuu

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well worth spending 5 hours getting cold and wet until 1am. Caught in the first few minutes on the first cast, then nothing but a few bites for the rest of the night. Fresh sea bass tastes gooood.

@jwalker



I'd suggest something a little loft. Try your wedge.

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Supes payin' his respects:

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War Meeting visual aids

Oh dear dog, the NOISE....

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You are a titan of a parent. Pearl and Sabian. Beautiful.....

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Shiit. I meant Loose. NOW I LOOK LIKE A meep MORON.

linkswarm
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
graycube
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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fastlane
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
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:|
sunny77
:
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
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Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
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HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
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however much is in a can of coconut cream
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Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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