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  • vasudeva
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Camphone Thread

WELCOME TO THE CAMPHONE THREAD. In this thread we are sending in the pictures from our phones to the Internet.

Here's how you do it. OK? Note that the following instructions, while complicated-looking, aren't really complicated. They're not so intuitive, however, that you can follow them without reading them.



1. Register



In this step, you need to tell the system who you are and what phone you use. Use your phone to send an email to cam [AT SIGN] linkswarm.com with the word register in the subject. In the body of the email, put your username and a password like so...



For purposes of screenshotting, we're pretending your phone uses Outlook for email. (It probably doesn't, unless you're Meta.) Here we see swarmer WilliamSBurroughs wants to register his camera phone. He wants the password meepemeepa, which makes sense, right? Now, pick a password you'll be able to type in easily from your phone, cause you'll need to send this password in with every picture you email. Why? Because email is meep. So ole WSB didn't pick a real great password -- I would have used a couple numbers, personally, because this doesn't need to be super secure -- but Bill takes his password policy very seriously, so whatever.

OK, so you send this registration email off from your phone. In a couple minutes, you should get an email back to that address from the system telling you you are all hooked up. Or the email may mention some error. If it does, let me know. Every cell carrier does meep differently.

Now, on to the good part.



2. Emailing pictures



Use your phone to take a picture of something, and email it to cam [AT SIGN] linkswarm.com. Subject doesn't matter. Save yourself typing and don't use one. In the body of the email, the first word needs to be the password you registered, like so...



Here's Mr. Burroughs sending in a picture of something. The password he chose in step 1 is the first word in the message. This will meet with success.



3. Optional text



When the system gets your email, if the second word starts with 'qq', this text will be tacked on to the bottom of your post.



i expect this part to be among the parts that haunts me forever, much like the rest of the parts. Anyway, here we see WSB sending in some text. Looks like he's been hanging around schoolyards again.



4. The end result



Your photo will be posted to this thread under your username. In the future, if there's enough support for it, I'd like to figure out a way to let you control whether the photo gets posted to this thread, or a journal entry of your own. For now, this meep is goofy enough that I'm Keeping It Simple Stupid.



OTHER QUESTIONS:

Update: No longer sending confirmation mails when you mail in a picture. No one seemed to need them, and they're probably kind of annoying. You should get an email confirmation to your initial registration mail, however.

Mail is grabbed on the system every 60 seconds.

if you're having problems registering, let me know. I may have to do it for you manually. Wrecker's phone's email client, for example, has no Subject field. It'll take me 14 seconds so don't be shy.

if you're having other problems, let me know. Cell carriers are rapturously maverickal so I expect this to be full of glee.

If you need a camphone password reset, let me know. There's no automated way to do that yet.

No, this won't work with SMS. You want to help me figure out a way to take advantage of a free SMS gateway that will pass MMS messages with a high rate of success, please step to this meepa.

If your phone doesn't do email, I'm sorry, but currently you are meeped. Enjoy being the castout.

If you have problems or questions, post them to this thread. I'll probably take long-winded support experiences offline, but in general I figure this is kind of wierd meep and will confuse peeps and they may benefit from your stupidity being exposed publicly.

If you have retarded comments to make about photos in this thread, post those comments to this thread, just like anything else.





<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-12-02 at 13:26:00, vasudeva asked to smell your meep</span>

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Also, your photo linkz are broken in the thread introduction. Sorry.

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Rarely do our younguns become what we dream they will be. For example, my 17 year old boy just joined the Marine Corps.

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he starts tomorrow

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excellent klan hood, you know how hard these are to find for infants in 2010?

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It's an alpine PDX4.100, found one broken in the pawn shop and got it for $20, got lucky and it was an easy fix.

@spankerchief
>Okay, I give up. What the meep is/was that thing?>

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thanks santa!

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(http://www.linkswarm.com/comments/cr/14/44424/1225101341hgethjpg/267928) >

Merry Xmas from the cat :D

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In the fourth layer of meep you are forced to watch a weird musical review about Santa's workshop for all eternity.

@GrapeApe >

at least the comments work now...
Okay, I give up. What the meep is/was that thing?

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at least the comments work now...

'img' perhaps?

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bought a $400 alpine amp for $20, fixed it in 10 minutes.

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Choke? Hardly. I've already had 2 hours of exercise to work that meep of a feast off. Now I only need 19 hours more.

@GrapeApe

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@Heather

>christmas as a government employee

Don't choke on all the Merry..

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christmas as a government employee

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How adorable is this.

@vasudeva

STOP COPYING ME

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meep yes! Homemade and still warm.



@vasudeva

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STOP COPYING ME



meep ornament

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Haha meep.

@meepbox

Almost finished...

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Almost finished...

@nocal


naw dawg, it was meepbox



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@vasudeva


GHOSTIE meep, nOW I HAFTA WEAR A TRUCKER HAT TO FORMAL ENGAGEMENTS
EDIT: ORIGIN MYTH
On 2010-12-14 at 19:10:23, vasudeva asked to smell your meep

link is 2.broke, but i think i invented your hat slogan. so. i apologize.



Fuzzypig permanently adorns the seat of POWAH (lol LK)

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testes

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testes

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GHOSTIE meep, nOW I HAFTA WEAR A TRUCKER HAT TO FORMAL ENGAGEMENTS

EDIT: ORIGIN MYTH

On 2010-12-14 at 19:10:23, vasudeva asked to smell your meep

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vasudeva:
Mofo: nah, would just promise to implement and then make vague comments about it being near completion for about a decade
Hurry up and finish that toolbar menu code, wouldja?

meep if i could figure that out

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wolfer:
Clavis_Apocalypticae:
wolfer:
wolfer: Is that waukamoli?

I actually meant avocado.

Haha, are you meeping meepting me?

No I get guacamole and avocado mixed up all the time, just the titles, you know...

Its not green apples is it?

Yeah, it was avocado and that triple stacked sammich did mah belly good.

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Clavis_Apocalypticae:
wolfer:
wolfer: Is that waukamoli?

I actually meant avocado.

Haha, are you meeping meepting me?

No I get guacamole and avocado mixed up all the time, just the titles, you know...

Its not green apples is it?

wolfer:
wolfer: Is that waukamoli?

I actually meant avocado.

Haha, are you meeping meepting me?

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wolfer:
meepbox:

Srsly unmeepwitable BLT

Is that waukamoli?

I actually meant avocado.

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meepbox:

Srsly unmeepwitable BLT

Is that waukamoli?

LOki
so crypto; such kablooey
LOki
http://www.popsci.com/article/technology/arizonas-first-bitcoin-atm-goes-kablooey
spankerchi+
Thanks Bigdin.
BigDinWaun+
Thanks for the wonderful work... I'm jealous
BigDinWaun+
PS... Rolling through your pictures makes me reiterate what I have always said... you are one talented muthermeeper
BigDinWaun+
I would like to buy her for $1
BigDinWaun+
Yep, went to the original pic on page 82 of your uploader cache... nice.
spankerchi+
She hasn't responded yet. I gave her your number. Maybe she has a place to go already, but who knows.
spankerchi+
She was a dancer back a few yearsago. Yes, THAT kind of dancer.
spankerchi+
Jesus, I've uploaded a lot of pics here...
spankerchi+
Took me an hour to dig it up. The rest of the pic is in my upload archive if you want it THAT bad.
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Pervs.
BigDinWaun+
Srous on the nude pics. It could win you a sale. You know... push it across the finish line.
BigDinWaun+
Teeth on the Spanker-ex? Or teeth on the potential suitor/caretaker?
BeachGoat
Do teeth count? Sometimes that can be a problem.
BeachGoat
Someone with an income & home is a good start. Danny is a good catch, also. A bit thin, but well humored. Nice hippie welder.
BeachGoat
And on "meepy-Exy", pic please. Makes the sale easier. I'm thinking Bob or Jay, who has the SpiderPig dog.
BeachGoat
You have our address. the money goes to Kathy next door who has already paid for the dang food.
spankerchi+
(sigh) Where do I send the money?
JohnLenin
$5 says she looks like a tired ham that wears flip flops and oversized t-shirts
BigDinWaun+
Nude pics or it isn't real
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://youtu.be/lEa5+
spankerchi+
If you can find this used up party girl a forever home, I'll owe you big-time.
spankerchi+
Okay Goat. You seem experienced in dealing with the lost and downtrodden. I'll give her your number.
BeachGoat
I know a dozen men here that need just that, in a coastal location.
spankerchi+
Yup, great gal now. Wonderful girlfriend material. Your's for the taking.
spankerchi+
She's CHANGED.
spankerchi+
I may have mentioned her, but ignore all that.
spankerchi+
She's the ex.
BigDinWaun+
Did you find her at an auction? In a cargo container?
BigDinWaun+
Spanker... I have never dated an Asian woman before... perhaps this will be a good entry point.
spankerchi+
Scratch that. I'll deliver.
spankerchi+
Hey, anybody wanna short little asian woman? She's VERY friendly and knows how to cook. Just PM me and I'll send you an addy for pick up.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Wil Wheaton still isn't a meep
JohnLenin
also, congrats on not snapping in half in your accident. I gave up riding my bike in LA because everyone drives like meep.
JohnLenin
I'm surprised those shiftless hippies managed to do anything beyond sitting in the bushes outside of Tate's place
BeachGoat
That whole peyote church thing I did in 76 could have ended up just like Manson...good thing that old woman came up and name me "meep" (Snake meep), so I left with a picking crew, and ended up swimming with nubiles & sharks in Corpus Crispy
LOki
You sure were lucky little fellah, so very lucky.
BigDinWaun+
Reminds me how lucky I was not to listen to Jim Jones back in '78
BigDinWaun+
No biggie... enjoyed the link.
LOki
sorry all. just had to.
LOki
head explodes in 3.... 2.... 1.........
LOki
http://www.nranews.com/commentators/video/commentators-episode-78-everyone-gets-a-gun-with-billy-johnson
LOki
for BigD
BigDinWaun+
Get well, Goat. Take some super-goat juice and aspirin.
BigDinWaun+
Get well, Goat. Take some super-goat juice and aspirin.
spankerchi+
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BeachGoat
Dang it, after a week, I guess I'll have to submit to the hospital; I am actually broken. Ribs are meepered up.
Pepper
I don't mean YOU! You guys are cool, but life is meep-meeping me and I'm not dealing with it very well.
Pepper
Do you ever have one of those days where you just want to die and say "meep you" Well, it's one of those.
spankerchi+
...for the bread-winning type Goat labors 'n such.
spankerchi+
Okay. I heard that he was okay. Just checking to see if he was still mobile.
Pepper
Spanky, the cruiser got a dented basket, but Goat kind of straightened it. I'm more worried about him. meeping yikes.
Pepper
Looks like this is shaping up to be an interesting day. All I want to do is sleep.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Call of Cthulu-Coin
JohnLenin
http://i.imgur.com/BQkPMhc.jpg
BigDinWaun+
on Monty Python: DED: Enough of this+
linkswarm
queue: New link: The Ruin Porn of Yugoslavia
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spankerchi+
How's le bike?
BeachGoat
I am a bit bunged up today, but will live. I've been injured before, no doubt it will happen again.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Indian Lad Has 232 Teeth Pulled
linkswarm
queue: New link: Old school slang for gettin yr freak on
HOBO
on People Defecating on Trains: **Popes defecating+
HOBO
Which one of you meepers ran down beachgoat with your car while he was rifing his bike? meeps!
LOki
on L.P.D.: Libertarian Police Department: http://youtu.be/pEsZ+
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queue: New link: Monty Python: DED
BeachGoat
HOBO
on Blues Guitarist Johnny Winter Dies At 70: Creepy looking but a+
sunny77
on Those Times: https://www.youtube.+
spankerchi+
on Those Times: Also: meep.
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