Camphone Thread
WELCOME TO THE CAMPHONE THREAD. In this thread we are sending in the pictures from our phones to the Internet.
Here's how you do it. OK? Note that the following instructions, while complicated-looking, aren't really complicated. They're not so intuitive, however, that you can follow them without reading them.
1. Register
In this step, you need to tell the system who you are and what phone you use. Use your phone to send an email to cam [AT SIGN] linkswarm.com with the word register in the subject. In the body of the email, put your username and a password like so...

For purposes of screenshotting, we're pretending your phone uses Outlook for email. (It probably doesn't, unless you're Meta.) Here we see swarmer WilliamSBurroughs wants to register his camera phone. He wants the password meepemeepa, which makes sense, right? Now, pick a password you'll be able to type in easily from your phone, cause you'll need to send this password in with every picture you email. Why? Because email is meep. So ole WSB didn't pick a real great password -- I would have used a couple numbers, personally, because this doesn't need to be super secure -- but Bill takes his password policy very seriously, so whatever.
OK, so you send this registration email off from your phone.
Now, on to the good part.
2. Emailing pictures
Use your phone to take a picture of something, and email it to cam [AT SIGN] linkswarm.com. Subject doesn't matter. Save yourself typing and don't use one. In the body of the email, the first word needs to be the password you registered, like so...

Here's Mr. Burroughs sending in a picture of something. The password he chose in step 1 is the first word in the message. This will meet with success.
3. Optional text
When the system gets your email, if the second word starts with 'qq', this text will be tacked on to the bottom of your post.

i expect this part to be among the parts that haunts me forever, much like the rest of the parts. Anyway, here we see WSB sending in some text. Looks like he's been hanging around schoolyards again.
4. The end result
Your photo will be posted to this thread under your username. In the future, if there's enough support for it, I'd like to figure out a way to let you control whether the photo gets posted to this thread, or a journal entry of your own. For now, this meep is goofy enough that I'm Keeping It Simple Stupid.
OTHER QUESTIONS:
Update: No longer sending confirmation mails when you mail in a picture. No one seemed to need them, and they're probably kind of annoying. You should get an email confirmation to your initial registration mail, however.
Mail is grabbed on the system every 60 seconds.
if you're having problems registering, let me know. I may have to do it for you manually. Wrecker's phone's email client, for example, has no Subject field. It'll take me 14 seconds so don't be shy.
if you're having other problems, let me know. Cell carriers are rapturously maverickal so I expect this to be full of glee.
If you need a camphone password reset, let me know. There's no automated way to do that yet.
No, this won't work with SMS. You want to help me figure out a way to take advantage of a free SMS gateway that will pass MMS messages with a high rate of success, please step to this meepa.
If your phone doesn't do email, I'm sorry, but currently you are meeped. Enjoy being the castout.
If you have problems or questions, post them to this thread. I'll probably take long-winded support experiences offline, but in general I figure this is kind of wierd meep and will confuse peeps and they may benefit from your stupidity being exposed publicly.
If you have retarded comments to make about photos in this thread, post those comments to this thread, just like anything else.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-12-02 at 13:26:00, vasudeva asked to smell your meep</span>




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yummy
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congrats dude
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lower case qq doesn't work either..
On 2010-12-09 at 19:32:53, GrapeApe asked to smell your meep
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WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
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AND MY AXX!
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Congrats! He's a biggun!
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Enjoy the hugs; start now discouraging him from stabbing you in your sleep.
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Congratulations, time to get your formula viking on.
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HAHA! Welcome to the world conehead. Congrats!
Dec09 '10
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Congratulations on making a small kim jong il. Now meeping record every second of the next few months because it will go faster than you can imagine and that miniature looking dictator will soon be a slightly larger midget with attitude and you'll want the proof (and future blackmail material) that he was once so small.
Also, you can now experiment with lbp how stretched her vajayjay is with various objects
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Fukin congrats to you guys. In a blink of an eye, he will be 16 smokon pot, coming home late, arguing with everything you say and eating all of your food. In the meantime, enjoy the few months where they lay there like a cocoon and not move cause once they figure out how to turn, wiggle and inch worm across the floor....it has started. Oh and the really green meep is ok.
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This is so spectacular. All jokes aside (even though JL's situp joke was laugh-out-loud), this meep eclipses anything you will ever do in both your lives. Congrats and enjoy every second of being a papa, y0.
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Congratulations to you both. Life starts now. For all three of you.
My 13 year old son says" Welcome to meep"!!
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Haha, THUNDAR STOLED!!
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Awesome dude, congrats to you and the Mrs., say goodbye to the last good sleep you ever had.
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Congrats dude, this one gets all my meeping Kahuna luvs.
(plus a free punch at my guts when he turns 18)
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^True dat. Yer spawn is like GINORMOUS! -And speaking of ginormas, I honestly doubt El Beepy is gonna let you near hers ever again.
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He looks like he's already plotting his first tar-poo.
Excellent day man. Excellent day.
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this face says, "A HERF."
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Congrats to you two.
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Also...I got a package!
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He looks like a 2 month baby already! Congrats!!!
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Congrats. What is his (?) screen name?
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There is more awesome contained in this photograph than mere words have the ability to express.
I'll just say congrats to you and your beautiful wife.
You're a whole family now.
On 2010-12-09 at 01:14:02, Clavis_Apocalypticae asked to smell your meep
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That thing needs to do some meep situps.
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Welcome to the internets, new human. Congratulations on the shiny new meep-machine, Vas and El Beepy!
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teh vasling
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Is that a question!
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Do you need me to bring the crisco.
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SO EXCITED!!!!
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sekert satan nooglets, thx! will look t hrough these when lbp no longer in labor
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Pleased to be of service yer lordship!
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Try doing them lower-case.
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thanks spankerchief -- EVERYONE IS PERMANENTLY OUT OF ORDER
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my qq tags never come though, was supposed to say Boxed and labeled...
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Sometimes a meep-plug is just a cigar.