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  • vasudeva
  • Nov21 '07

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Camphone Thread

WELCOME TO THE CAMPHONE THREAD. In this thread we are sending in the pictures from our phones to the Internet.

Here's how you do it. OK? Note that the following instructions, while complicated-looking, aren't really complicated. They're not so intuitive, however, that you can follow them without reading them.



1. Register



In this step, you need to tell the system who you are and what phone you use. Use your phone to send an email to cam [AT SIGN] linkswarm.com with the word register in the subject. In the body of the email, put your username and a password like so...



For purposes of screenshotting, we're pretending your phone uses Outlook for email. (It probably doesn't, unless you're Meta.) Here we see swarmer WilliamSBurroughs wants to register his camera phone. He wants the password meepemeepa, which makes sense, right? Now, pick a password you'll be able to type in easily from your phone, cause you'll need to send this password in with every picture you email. Why? Because email is meep. So ole WSB didn't pick a real great password -- I would have used a couple numbers, personally, because this doesn't need to be super secure -- but Bill takes his password policy very seriously, so whatever.

OK, so you send this registration email off from your phone. In a couple minutes, you should get an email back to that address from the system telling you you are all hooked up. Or the email may mention some error. If it does, let me know. Every cell carrier does meep differently.

Now, on to the good part.



2. Emailing pictures



Use your phone to take a picture of something, and email it to cam [AT SIGN] linkswarm.com. Subject doesn't matter. Save yourself typing and don't use one. In the body of the email, the first word needs to be the password you registered, like so...



Here's Mr. Burroughs sending in a picture of something. The password he chose in step 1 is the first word in the message. This will meet with success.



3. Optional text



When the system gets your email, if the second word starts with 'qq', this text will be tacked on to the bottom of your post.



i expect this part to be among the parts that haunts me forever, much like the rest of the parts. Anyway, here we see WSB sending in some text. Looks like he's been hanging around schoolyards again.



4. The end result



Your photo will be posted to this thread under your username. In the future, if there's enough support for it, I'd like to figure out a way to let you control whether the photo gets posted to this thread, or a journal entry of your own. For now, this meep is goofy enough that I'm Keeping It Simple Stupid.



OTHER QUESTIONS:

Update: No longer sending confirmation mails when you mail in a picture. No one seemed to need them, and they're probably kind of annoying. You should get an email confirmation to your initial registration mail, however.

Mail is grabbed on the system every 60 seconds.

if you're having problems registering, let me know. I may have to do it for you manually. Wrecker's phone's email client, for example, has no Subject field. It'll take me 14 seconds so don't be shy.

if you're having other problems, let me know. Cell carriers are rapturously maverickal so I expect this to be full of glee.

If you need a camphone password reset, let me know. There's no automated way to do that yet.

No, this won't work with SMS. You want to help me figure out a way to take advantage of a free SMS gateway that will pass MMS messages with a high rate of success, please step to this meepa.

If your phone doesn't do email, I'm sorry, but currently you are meeped. Enjoy being the castout.

If you have problems or questions, post them to this thread. I'll probably take long-winded support experiences offline, but in general I figure this is kind of wierd meep and will confuse peeps and they may benefit from your stupidity being exposed publicly.

If you have retarded comments to make about photos in this thread, post those comments to this thread, just like anything else.





<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-12-02 at 13:26:00, vasudeva asked to smell your meep</span>

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Wotak:
Phlebas:
wotak:

first fire

I like the castle motif.

If you see the room as a whole it's more of a 'little cabin up north' motif.

It looks like a cool living room. Castles and cabins are all the same. Good on you, knuckle.

Smokeable meep-plugs?

clavis_apocalypticae:

Oh I love me the meep outta some Christmas!



Oh I love me the meep outta some Christmas!

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HOBO:
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first fire

How many babies can you fit in there?

It runs on unproductive chickens.

  • Wotak

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Phlebas:
wotak:

first fire

I like the castle motif.

If you see the room as a whole it's more of a 'little cabin up north' motif.
spankerchief: Cozy. Good job, bro.

Thanks, Masterchief. I'm pretty handy but no where near as motivated as yourself.

Heather: good on you, son.

Thanks Mom. May I meepz upon your chest?

HOBO: How many babies can you fit in there?

Under 30 lbs: 2.5 at a time.

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wotak:

first fire

How many babies can you fit in there?

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wotak:

first fire

good on you, son.

wotak:

first fire

Cozy. Good job, bro.

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wotak:

first fire

I like the castle motif.

  • nocal

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vasudeva: Subway Upskirt Gold Medalist, 2002-2004, 2006, 2009.

this is better if you meant the sandwich place

  • vasudeva

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nocal: don't do the old man thing where you POINT CAMERAPHONE AT ARM'S LENGTH hold the meep phone down lower, and pretend to text. angle the lens upwards. THIS IS HOW YOU RECORD ODD PEOPLE IRL, YOU meepGOTS
Subway Upskirt Gold Medalist, 2002-2004, 2006, 2009.



  • nocal

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don't do the old man thing where you POINT CAMERAPHONE AT ARM'S LENGTH

hold the meep phone down lower, and pretend to text. angle the lens upwards.

THIS IS HOW YOU RECORD ODD PEOPLE IRL, YOU meepGOTS

  • vasudeva

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meepNinja:
witty_screen_name:

I know this picture can't possibly do justice for how bad this guy's rug looks in real life.

This is literally the worst photo I've ever seen. I thought Blackberry's camera was meep, but meep. It looks like an 8-bit arcade game.

Digital zoom for the sneaky shot, I'll bet.
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ice cream beggar

meepNinja:
witty_screen_name:

I know this picture can't possibly do justice for how bad this guy's rug looks in real life.

This is literally the worst photo I've ever seen. I thought Blackberry's camera was meep, but meep. It looks like an 8-bit arcade game.

meep. I kept trying to get pic when he was close, but he kept loking at me. I finally had to wait until he was further away and zoom in 5x in low light. On a small screen it looked a little better. I guess i forked that up yo...

It was freakin hilarious lookin IRL though. The whole top of his head was that fake reddish color, but in the back he had this 2 inch wide strip of gray hair poking out from underneath his hair helmet.

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witty_screen_name:

I know this picture can't possibly do justice for how bad this guy's rug looks in real life.

This is literally the worst photo I've ever seen. I thought Blackberry's camera was meep, but meep. It looks like an 8-bit arcade game.

  • HOBO

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bobacus:
HOBO:
witty_screen_name:

I know this picture can't possibly do justice for how bad this guy's rug looks in real life.

The dude looks bald to me

on the left.

Please go back and get a clear picture. K? Thanks. meep.

  • Wotak

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first fire

  • bobacus

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HOBO:
witty_screen_name:

I know this picture can't possibly do justice for how bad this guy's rug looks in real life.

The dude looks bald to me

on the left.
  • nocal

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vasudeva:

ok, I'm tired of not knowing. is this meeping NASCAR cheese?

yall aint neva seen nascar cheese???

  • HOBO

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witty_screen_name:

I know this picture can't possibly do justice for how bad this guy's rug looks in real life.

The dude looks bald to me

  • bobacus

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witty_screen_name:

I know this picture can't possibly do justice for how bad this guy's rug looks in real life.

Is that moot?

  • vasudeva

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ok, I'm tired of not knowing. is this meeping NASCAR cheese?

witty_screen_name:

I know this picture can't possibly do justice for how bad this guy's rug looks in real life.

WTF?

Did you take this picture with a Monet Mark II?



I know this picture can't possibly do justice for how bad this guy's rug looks in real life.

steel:

Our country's proud Masonic meep.

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  • bobacus

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Its gonna be a meep you get offered.

  • Phlebas

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Clavis_Apocalypticae: Next time we all go pub-crawling, I'm wearing that meep. Woe is he who giveth a tin meep.
vasudeva:
clavis_apocalypticae: THIS meep DELIVERS
Hahahaha.

In a world of men, this would be worn to a bar, and no meep would be given thereupon.

On 2010-12-04 at 06:15:20, Phlebas asked to smell your meep

Next time we all go pub-crawling, I'm wearing that meep.

Woe is he who giveth a tin meep.

vasudeva:
clavis_apocalypticae:

THIS meep DELIVERS

Hahahaha.

In a world of men, this would be worn to a bar, and no meep would be given thereupon.

  • vasudeva

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clavis_apocalypticae:

THIS meep DELIVERS

Hahahaha.

In a world of men, this would be worn to a bar, and no meep would be given thereupon.

  • Steel

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLL

  • vasudeva

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meepbox:
vasudeva:

depressingly well-lit new 'cube'

Nice. You meep off at work too?

It took 1. gg
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meepbox:
vasudeva:

depressingly well-lit new 'cube'

Nice. You meep off at work too?

lolz

  • shitbox

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vasudeva:

depressingly well-lit new 'cube'

Nice. You meep off at work too?

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depressingly well-lit new 'cube'

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I must find this secret awesome locale in Fallout 3

  • MstrLance

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spankerchief:

This would look mondo cool if you lined up the sides filled the center portion with clear liquid casting resin.

  • Heather

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clavis_apocalypticae:

THIS meep DELIVERS

meepING BRILLIANT.

spod
LINK: My Dad Was in a Band
spankerchi+
How the meep do you keep a sammich fresh while shipping it to NC?
spankerchi+
on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: [@HOBO](http://www.l+
spankerchi+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Sorry, but with your+
spankerchi+
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: [@tesco](http://ww+
dragonstaf+
on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: [@HOBO](http://www.l+
LOki
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: ^ Still thinks "meep+
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK, so methane on+
linkswarm
queue: New link: The NSA and the One Percent
tesco
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Well, recently I+
tesco
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: Spanker, that is+
middle_age+
on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: Ma, ma my bologna!
HOBO
on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: I like sandwiches!
middle_age+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: [@spankerchief](http+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Art for Art's Sake: Huge Kinetic Wind Sculptures
Crapalicio+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: such a bunch of+
dragonstaf+
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
LINK: Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.
spankerchi+
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: The point being that+
spankerchi+
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: Jees, tesco. This+
spankerchi+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: You really seem to+
tesco
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: meep! I figured out+
tesco
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Spanker+
freakmachi+
LINK: Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?
spankerchi+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: /mildly meandering+
spankerchi+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: All political+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK, so methane on+
tesco
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: My bad, Dragon. I+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: On the plus side;+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Thanks a LOT, man.+
MstrLance
on Spanky's Pic Place: 1. Apply clamps to+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I can't help but+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: 2013061612095073410FEth.jpg
MstrLance
Happy non-negligent jizzer day!
JohnLenin
Pats on the meep all 'round
JohnLenin
Yeah, congrats on jizzing inside of something and then not letting your mistake die from negligence.
spankerchi+
Happy Anniversary to all my fellow apostates of the rythm method! Clutch your bag of peas PROUDLY!
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: You make enough+
dragonstaf+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: I do love the+
spankerchi+
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
tesco
on Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief: It is truly a+
tesco
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Logic is lost on+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Loki You make enough+
tesco
on The man who quit money: Dragonstaff. It is+
linkswarm
queue: New link: My Dad Was in a Band
dragonstaf+
LINK: Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members
MstrLance
LINK: Using Metadata to Find Paul Revere
spankerchi+
It's time to get busy.
spankerchi+
Cleaning the garage this morning so's I have room to build. I gritted my teeth and threw out all the old bits of armor, too-heavy maille(10-12 gauge) and a sword blank I'll never get around to beveling.
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: HAHAHA! You'd be a+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Oh, speaking of+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Obviously you doubt+
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: tesco torque+
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: Perpetual+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: We're having new+
MstrLance
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
dragonstaf+
on Spanky's Pic Place: [@LOki](http://www.l+
dragonstaf+
on Spanky's Pic Place: [@spankerchief](http+
linkswarm
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LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: Nothing, according+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: What really makes it+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Can someone tell me+
LOki
on He Puts His Visions Into Our World: This is why I+
middle_age+
on He Puts His Visions Into Our World: I am so looking+
Senor_Smok+
on WWII VD ads.: Ouch
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: The Doctors were+
BeachGoat
LINK: He Puts His Visions Into Our World
graycube
LINK: Was QE 1 really a dragster?
dragonstaf+
LINK: Esther Williams-DED
HOBO
on WWII VD ads.: Sunny?
spod
on WWII VD ads.: ha! Linkswarm: She+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: meep dude... You+
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on Beach Goat Survives Another Year; Will Somebody Please Shut Him Up?: how the meep did+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I know that feeling:+
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