TheTAZZone/TAZForum 2007 Crappy Site Awards

You have been Officially Nominated for TheTAZZone/TAZForum 2007 Crappy Site Awards

Decider: Admin

  • LOki
  • Nov03 '07

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God I hope so.

  • Wrecker
  • Nov03 '07

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Do this means we ams supahstahs???

  • Lefen
  • Nov03 '07

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You have been Officially Nominated for TheTAZZone/TAZForum 2007 Crappy Site Awards

LINK PLS :> I want to vote!

edit: here we go.

Also, after looking around the TazZone forums, I can see that Taz himself seems to be pretty much the only active member. That's sad :'<

edit edit edit, thanks Vas <3

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-11-03 at 10:39:55, Lefen craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>

  • jwalker
  • Nov03 '07

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I sank it!

WINNA!!

That Dumb meeper still didn't change the name???? Doesn't he do any marketing analysis? Poor soul.

Qualifications and criteria include but are not limited to: 1. Overall Crappy Appearance 2. Too many Freakin' Ads 3. pop-ups galore 4. adware/spyware/and other meep 5. general suckiness 6. those meep floating ads 7. crappy navigation 8. crappy service 9. crappy products

Wut?

LS:

  1. Who doesn't like grey, white & orange? It's easy on the eyes.
  2. There's only one, and it's all text.
  3. Not a single one.
  4. 100% Malware/Adware/Spyware free.
  5. Devoid of suck
  6. Nothing floating here but your ego.
  7. Only if you're a fuking retard.
  8. You get what you pay for, meepsnot.
  9. See #8

So, to summarize:

  1. You started a contest on your stupid little site.
  2. You defined the rules of said contest.
  3. You are thus far the only person to nominate a site.
  4. The site you nominated fails to meet any of the criteria that YOU YOURSELF established.
  5. You were so excited to revel in your own stupidity, you've come here to point it out to us.

Congratulations, you truly are a fuking idiot.

You obliviously missed the :

"but are not limited to"

part ( place smiley face here )

  • JohnLenin
  • Nov03 '07

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Egaladeist: You obliviously missed the : "but are not limited to" part ( place smiley face here )

Ok, then what makes LS a crappy site other than the fact you got meep-hurt over your site review? In all seriousness, your pseudo-high-level-approach retaliations are weak and do nothing but make you look worse and worse as you go on.

Can I pay to have this guy's account revoked, all references to Tazzzzzzzzzzzzz site removed, while keeping his witty remarks and self-deprecating agrandizement? I'll trade several sacks of my shaved pubes and a can of beans (fava or cici) for the extra effort put on vas. He is worth more, but that's all I have on hand right now.

  • Wotak
  • Nov04 '07

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:))

i think the confusion is in the fact that linkswarm is 92% more awesome when you're not around, but it gets my vote if the prize is you going away.

  • LOki
  • Nov05 '07

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Have we won yet?

  • vasudeva
  • Nov06 '07

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Well, this was sure sad, whatever it was.

  • LOki
  • Nov06 '07

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Fuk.

I figured we had surely won with the fuking TAZmastah's endorsement and all. WTF?

I kinda miss him, he had such PROMISE!

  • Wotak
  • Nov07 '07

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ok ok i missed sumffin here didnt i

  • nurglets
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darkwind2121: ok ok i missed sumffin here didnt i

yep, time go back to your porn

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