Worst Link Ever
I was reading the link comments for the current front page link to the video of the hippo meepting in the water. Illustrious swarmer "Regulator" said:
YOU LIKED THIS AND REJECTED BEASTIE BOYS. WTF!
To which I immediately replied:
WOW HOW DID WE MISS THAT???
IS THAT SOME NEW BAND, THEY SOUND CUTTING EDGE IN FACT
because honestly, wtf, they've been around for nearly 30 years. I didn't know what link he was referring to, but did I really need to?
As it turns out, yes I did.
I was looking at the rejected links on the front page, and there it is, the link he was talking about.
It is THIS pile of meep. A google search result for "girls beastie boys."
What the meep.
It made me think: what was the most worthless thing I ever submitted? I know that in the first few months I was a member here I submitted quite a few links, and I had quite a few rejected, which led me to stop submitting so much meep.
I came across this embarrassment, which I don't even recall swarming, as it was close to three years ago.
http://www.eviltron.com/bushsucks/
I didn't even link it because it's that meeping dumb. Obviously it was rejected. I can't even remember why I would have swarmed something like that.
So, what is the worst thing you have swarmed?
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linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
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'sure you've been to google, and sure you've heard girls by the beastie boys 20,032 times in the last 13 years, but have you ever googled girls by the beastie boys???'
thats awesome.
looks like i'm the one meepting in the water here since i can't remember what link i offered that was rejected. can non-alphas look at their crapyarded meeps?
Oct09 '07
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here be your meeppiece
seriously though, regulator, wtf?
Oct09 '07
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Check this fly internet snack out
Oct09 '07
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This POS was the first of way to many meepty links submitted by the idiot formerly known as Wotak.
Someone please slap the meep off of me for bringing this chaotic truth up again.
Oct09 '07
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741 links Swarmed, and not a single runt in the litter.
Okay, THIS ONE is meep.
Oh, and submitting a Google search? Not even FARK would accept that. When I saw that meep floating in the main queue I was certain it had to be a joke that I wasn't getting. Glad I was wrong.
Oct10 '07
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here's a gem
Oct10 '07
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THis was kind o' lame:
ThisIsTheClickableWord
Oct11 '07
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One day a couple years ago my brother Alphas were meeping about minutia of alpha que management. I thought the discussion was pointless and nit picky as well as seemingly endless.
When I finally felt like I'd had enough I submitted between 50 and 100 links to some of the most meeptiest videos known to man,
I don't recall much meeping for quite a while after that
Oct11 '07
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my contribution
In my defense, YouTube does not change the URL on the address bar when you click on a different video. Serves me right for swarming a YouTube link, I guess.
Oct11 '07
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Please see
http://www.linkswarm.com/links/43621/john-edwards-in-mistress-scandal/#116409
Oct11 '07
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HOW DO I MAKED HERF?
Oct11 '07
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I maked yu0 a herf
But I brokeded it.
Oct11 '07
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A lot of you may consider this to be the worst thing I've ever done, but I can't help remaining a little proud of it, just cause, well, you know.
Oct11 '07
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Oct12 '07
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GOD DAMNIT! He got me again with that meeping lemonparty meep.
Oct12 '07
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Oct12 '07
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I hate you. Really.
Oct12 '07
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since that meep (vasudeva) deleted it, i have to produce the screenshot of my finest swarmed link, ever - if only for the backlash of comments.
be sure to note the first two comments on the page = MAXIMUM LOL
GO COUGARS!
Oct12 '07
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Yup, I coulda lived a whole fuking lifetime in relative happiness without seeing THAT meep.
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But dude... GO COUGARS!!!
They're AWESOME.
Oct13 '07
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So, if you suck your own meep does that make you a meep?
Oct15 '07
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metatron, with that LS, I just found the cover art for my 2007 Christmas cards. Thanks.