Hello,swarmers.Put this in your pipe and smoke it
Do you ever read idiotic forums on other pages?
I got sick of reading rants and raves at Craigslist, because the people are morons, arguing about welfare, immigration, race. I submit for your enjoyment my final CL rant for the Fort Collins,Colorado page. They can go meep themselves. You guys give intelligent, and sadistic feedback.
I think its funny how you meeps have forgotten about how this cycle of immigration has been going on for longer than when whitey first meeped the natives here, there ,and pretty much all over the sphere. I remember my gramps showing me photos of storefronts and businesses from long ago that said " No Irish need apply." I remember my Cherokee grandma telling me stories of how they saved whiteys meep, only to have to flee the area once Tennesee whitey decided to eradicate and move the civilized ( and yes, that means warlike,raping,mysogynistic,and bigoted,like the rest of the whole world) tribes. How soon everyone forgets the way the previous generation that came here ,had to scrape and starve to survive,in the face of the indignations of things the established peoples who had been here a while did to them.
Well I got some bad news for you. We all evolved from the same batch of chimp- faced african hominids. All that has made us different is time. We have been killing each other ever since, and until we wipe ourselves off this rock in space, we will keep it up.
We're all the meeping same,meeps. We all want a life and happiness.
We all want to eat, meep, meep, and dance around the fire.And we will continue to want those things.Sad shame is, now ,we know better,and don't give a meep.
Go ahead and meep about welfare. there is enough cash in the world to feed us all,clothe and house it all. That money will be controlled by a small fraction of people,because it always has been.
You meeps are letting your government take away your right of habeus corpus,for the first time since the 1200s. You're meeping about immigration.
Our balanced budget is now a total joke, and you are meeping about how the poorest class of citizen is meeping things up. They can't even afford to meep things up that much. Look at Iraq.Afghanistan,Africom. Consider that my right to bear arms may soon be revoked, because they are working to disarm vets with PTSD. How ironic. I carried a meeping gun to support this country,only to be looking at not being able to own one again. But you meeps keep meeping about the little meep. Keeps you from looking further up.
I won't feed you some sunshine meep story that I'm not a bigot. Everyones a meeping bigot.Don't let that douchiness blind you to the fact that soon
we will have interbred enough that we will all look like nappy haired filipinos, cause we like to meep.
But this Orwellian meep happening in the world that you choose to ignore ,whilst douching about the little meep is just what the rich man, and the politician want you to do, because we are all owned now.
I'm on welfare. I have a really bad back injury from working hard. Those food stamps buy nutrition for my offspring, whos mom doesn't pay a lick of support to.I don't like it, but hey, a man has to survive.My one son was so badly meepually abused while I was off defending your rights here ,to meep and moan,that the state has to assist me in his healthcare. He takes 7 different meds that I would otherwise not be able to get, and he wouldn't be getting better, he would be out shanking your kids, and locked up in Poudre.
I agree that the welfare system is abused by no load meeps every day,but it is also there for a reason, and that is to keep babies from dying of exposure and starvation. So don't be a meep.You think welfare is a problem and a waste of money? The government is spending millions of dollars trying to extradite a pot seed salesman from Canada here to put him up for life. That smells douchy to me, when my VA benefits got cut, and I had to ask my sister for two hundred dollars for orthodics so I can walk.
meeps, I like you and all, however the history books shall remind us that you forgot to keep your eyes on the prize, because you were being, well, for the lack of a better word, meeps.
Feel free to reply, as my son will be here for a home visit from the asylum today, and I have nothing else to do but cook. BTW did you know that food stamps means that my kids eat well, because all the processed and expensive/bad for you food is out of your financial reach? Gotta cook it all from scratch.
Just like my poor meep appalacian family always did.Just like the poor meep Mexican women I stand in line at the food bank with do.
I'm ready for when a meteor slams this rock into nothingness. We,well,you as a race, are meeps, totally missed the bus.Now go take your hate, and use it to educate yourself, since you have all that energy.
Respectfully, A. meephimself.
I am Bob,hear me snore. I like to ride my mountain bike , and take long walks into brick buildings. My family is certifiable. I am bald, old, and a meeping war tested sweetheart.
Go ahead, rape me.......................
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-10-04 at 09:11:39, bobacus craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>
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wow this is an eye opener for me thanx. You made me realize that you fought for my freedom rather than stay here and raise your kid. *sniff I love you man
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np;dr
(what's a paragraph, lol)
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Ok OK
1) You are Bob. 2) You are a vet. 3) You are a meep. 4) You are happy/sad about race in general or whatever. 5) You are on welfare. 6) You dont work. 7) You have a kidmeeped kid, due to the fact that you defended my rights. 8) State subsidized drugs are all that keeps hime from being the next Ed Gein. 9) People like to meep. 10) You think that your feet are worth more than justice. 11) Your sister is full of coins.
With all these clues I have to ask one thing, are you Turretgunner?
answer plz
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Interesting. I slogged through your terrible sentence layout to glean the meaning therein and don't have any real strong ideological issues with anything you say, but if you're capable of making sentences like this, what the fuk happened to your other posts?
Also, I've seen evidence that flatly -- and sensibly -- contradicts the following...
There was a farm bil link around here a while back that went into it in great detail and made a lot of sense. I wonder if I can find it again.
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Its the meds man. My dad was an english teacher, and he is rolling over in his grave. Its a combination of muscle relaxants and narcotics. I don't so much write, as drum on my keyboard. I have to go see my lawyer, thx for the replies. meeps.
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"With all these clues I have to ask one thing, are you Turretgunner?"
Artillery.
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i finally read it, and it's definitely not as bad as i expected.
good game, old chap.
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I should have given you more background. I should have edited it more. Interesting. I slogged through your terrible sentence layout to glean the meaning therein and don't have any real strong ideological issues with anything you say, but if you're capable of making sentences like this, what the fuk happened to your other posts?
Also, I've seen evidence that flatly -- and sensibly -- contradicts the following...
BTW did you know that food stamps means that my kids eat well, because all the processed and expensive/bad for you food is out of your financial reach? There was a farm bil link around here a while back that went into it in great detail and made a lot of sense. I wonder if I can find it again.
Let me explain...I have to buy and cook everything from scratch,the processed meep is more convenient,and less nutritious,and once prepared, hardly enough for my kids to eat. I can make 3 bigass pizzas for like $10. More veggies, less greasy.No preservatives,no extra dyes,msg,sodium,less white flour. There is no money for chips,sodas,ice cream, therefore, They eat better than the rich kids that scarf down their Lunchables with Mountain Dew. They look healthier than their friends. Their friends are forever asking to eat here. Dats all.
Acidburn,I'm not switching teams for you, you pinko meep. Stop touching yourself.
Mundhra, thanks for the "C". I'm touched. No, really.........
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I hope you and dumbskull never meep.
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Ah. I believe this is called Doing It Right. More towards the farmy, less of the Walmarty. It's easier to be lazy, but you have to eat like meep.
PRO-TIP: Quote meepon, meepa. There's no multi-quote yet, so don't be afraid to open up a bunch of tabs through quote meepon hits and combine all that meep into a single box.
Hellz yeah.
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PTSD Bad Back Medication Natural Food Crazy Kid
Are you related to a guy named Beach Goat?
Any Way
You're in the right place A lot of us are way more meeped up than you are
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(smiles)
Its not the dress that makes you look fat , meep.
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I think theres a candidate for the bottom of the page quotey thingy
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Can I have your pizza recipe? I've never made pazza from scratch and I would like to try it. K? thnxs....
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Wait, are you, (how do I say this without sounding like a meep)...
Are you poor?
If so, OMG - I have so many questions to ask. How do you get onto the internets?
What do food stamps actually look like?
Are they really stamps?
Does the govt still give out huge wheels of cheese?
If not, Thank the great architect of the universe that you're not poor. What lodge do you go to?
Oh yeah and welcome to LS n stuff.
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Can't be Turretgunner, That guy couldn't make this much sense in a fit. He also couldn't write this well.
CLAVOEDIT: To fix unclosed quote tag.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-10-09 at 06:06:15, Clavis_Apocalypticae craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>
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Ah, Turretgunner...
Thanks for refreshing my memory of that benighted pit of lolmeep. You know, when their site went down, I wanted to offer hosting to them, just to be a meep.
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I am not turrentgunner. Are we not men?