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Oh my God Shoes!

How many pairs of footwear do you own? Lads? Lasses? Personally I have:

One pair of gym/badminton shoes
One pair of fake AirWalks I useu for work
One pair black Crocs
One pair black interview shoes!

Any dudes out there that have as many pairs as their woman?

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  • dent
  • Aug29 '07

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First of all, any male who wears Crocs has issues (they take it in the meep/face), I don't care how comfortable they may be.

One pair of raggety sneakers for yard work One pair of new sneakers (New Balance) for work One pair of flip-flops for the pool (don't want to get meep in the water) One pair of hiking boots One pair of steel toe boots for general manly stuff that I hardly ever wear Couple pairs of nice boots for the office 3-4 pairs of golf shoes

Two pair of what I like to call Crackhead shoes (Old Nikes for yardwork) One pair of newer Nikes for my trips to the liquor store. One pair of dress shoes for when...not sure when. One pair of house shoes to keep my little piggies warm in the winter.(my computer war room is the coldest room in the house) One pair of steel toe boots for when I want to kick the living meep out of something and don`t want to break my toe.(my dad gets a "boot allowance" from his work and he gets $115 pair of steel toe boots every year.Sadly,he is retiring in October so my days of trading them in at shoe stores is over.)

I always wondered if golf shoes would improve my game.Maybe one day I will try it out.

  • awshit
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1) Black leather office shoes 2) Running shoes (cheap no-namers) 3) Golf shoes 4) 10 year old boots for lawn care

I don't know if the golf shoes improve my game but I wear them anyway.

  • Wrecker
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One pair of steel-toed boots (work) One pair of black Oxfords One pair of Solomon hiking shoes One pair of Teva sandals One pair of leather Jesus sandals One pair of Ecco running shoes One pair of brown leather chuka boots One pair of flip flops One pair of water shoes (only worn when going to the water park)

I think that's it.

  • SexNinja
  • Aug29 '07

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One pair of black dress shoes for work One pair of "hiking" type shoes that I hate, never wear One pair of old grandpa orthopedic-style tennis shoes, complete with velcro straps. They're very comfortable.

I should probably get some more shoes.

  • JohnLenin
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one pair of sneakers one pair of dress shoes one pair of flip-flops

woot

edit:

steel: badminton shoes

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<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-08-30 at 04:31:36, JohnLenin craps monkey baby</span>

  • awshit
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Wrecker: more shoes than my wife

:) meep

1 pair four-year-old shoes for work. 2 pair comfy shoes. 1 pair b00ts.

Oh meep, I sense entrapment.

3 pairs nike hiking boots I dunno why, I guess I really like em

2 pair of Docs, for work.

I couldn't call myself a canuck if I didn't possess a pair of these.

1 pair of super comfortable brown driving shoes 1 pair wingtips 1 pair square toe oxfords

Um...um...um...eh...er...two pair of these: Don't u meeping look at me like that! These are the most comfortable shoes ever concieved.

1 pair flipflops

1 one pair of these

  • metatron
  • Aug30 '07

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1 pair of black dress shoes 1 pair of brown dress shoes 1 pair of low-top dr. martens 1 pair of birkenstock sandals (COMFY!) 2 pair of flip-flops (for work. seriously) 1 pair of new balance running shoes (yard work) 1 pair of nike air max running shoes (playin') 1 pair of adidas climacool heavy-duty trail running shoes (i've worn them a whole two times. no usage designation yet.) 1 pair of nike shox running shoes (playin') 1 pair of nike air flight basketball shoes 1 pair of sketches low-top emo/bowling shoes (to be worn only with jeans) 1 pair of low-top nike cortez (classic white yo)

  • vasudeva
  • Aug30 '07

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1 pair steeltoe red Docs, worn to meep. Supposedly these get cooler as they age but these gave me the meep out of some shinsplints at BBP5.1 and I'd like to get a shiny new pair. This pair was $37 off eBay.

A second pair the above, in, black, almost entirely unworn because red is just too awesome to pass up. $65 off eBay.

1 pair brownish office-casual version of the above, almost entirely unworn. $110 at the mall.

1 pair New Balance running shoes, white, wierd mulatto chick powersold me them at the mall and I didn't realize what she was doing til I got home. They're good shoes though, and have never left the gym so they're remarkably well-formed still.

1 pair New Balance not-running shoes. These were bought last-minute in Puerto Rico when we realized flip-flops weren't the thing for rainforests. Now my main shoe until winter, when I bust out the red steeltoes above and contemplate replacing them all over again.

Indeterminate number of pairs of flip-flops and sandals, usually preppy, which are handy for running down to the laundry and such but I can't make myself wear for extended periods because gosh darnit I like my feet protected against monsters.

  • Mofo
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One pair cheap tennis shoes. Wear till they can't be worn no more, then get a new pair.

one pair worn out new balance running shoes for yard work one pair new-ish new balance running shoes for general use one pair black steve madden shoes for teh meep one pair mephisto sandals for relaxed comfort one pair white converse canvas shoes for what the meep ever


GENERAL NOTES: I have considered crocks, are they really awesome? I hate docs, they have hard soles and make my feet hurt

  • qwerty
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1 pair of newish sneakers for general day to day stuff. 1 pair of oldish sneakers for jogging and home stuff. 1 pair of ragged sneakers that are heaps warm for waking up and cold night wearing 1 pair of thongs for thonging it up 1 pair of nice dressy boots for outings 1 pair of smeepmy old black dress shoes for working inside places. 1 pair of black joggers for working on the street or external areas where I have to run.

About a year ago, I counted all of my shoes and had 47 pairs varying in style (and color) from red China doll shoes to black knee-high, lace-up meep kickers. I have since purchased five more pairs; every outfit needs its own special shoe or three.

I hoard them like they were gold (even if they give me huge blisters and I can wear them only for a couple of hours). Go figure.

  • Ganglia
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one pair of all purpose consealed metal-snout-cap shoes, aka safety shoes, but they look like your std. office shoe. + meeploads of soles for em.

i had some other pairs a few years ago... but ever since the super annoying event of someone stepping on my toes diappeared, i never went back.

they fit any dresscode at bars and clubs and are comfy, thus i never need to pay attention to them.

rubberboots (?)... for standing in water n such, but that is pretty rare.

1 (one) pair of rubber hip waders to slog through internet bullmeep. 1 (one) pair of pink stiletto heels, because I like to feel pretty on weekends.

1 pair all black vans covered in woodstain and dust for everyday use 1 pair docs for special occasions 1 pair air force issue jump boots for playtime in the snow and mouf kickin

I dont own sandals, if i wanted to see youre nasty gnarled feet id crack you and unshod you. Theres no excuse for crocs, hideous trendy meep moccasin they look like theyre made by tupperware.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-08-31 at 02:07:15, Caladbolg craps monkey baby</span>

  • vasudeva
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Caladbolg: Theres no excuse for crocs, hideous trendy meep moccasin they look like theyre made by tupperware.

This will in all likelihood become a referendum on crocs, but there is exactly one reason for wearing crocs, and it's the absolute best reason there is: they are comfortable as meep -- like therapeutically so. If I had to do a lot of standing around, or pavement walking, I would want crocs.

However, I'm not quite man enough to suffer the meep appearance without great need.

  • jwalker
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Sneakers for any occasion:

  • 1 pair old, ragged, extremely comfortable Champions
  • 1 pair Converse chucks (pictured)
  • 1 pait Converse all-stars (blue)
  • 1 pair Nauticas (black, red trim)
  • 1 pair Encaps (gray) 2 pair beach shoes 2 pair comfy business casual (Dockers and Wonderlite) 1 pair dress black, sad, forlorn and unworn for years 1 pair bowling shoes
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