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  • vasudeva
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BBP6, meeps

It's time. The last one was in 2005. What the meep have I been doing? What the meep have you been doing? I suppose that's what we get for doubling up last time around.

This one's in Boston, last week of September:

Thursday September 27
Friday September 28
Saturday September 29
Sunday September 30

The LBP and I will be carpooling in with other CNY meeps probably late Thursday night, hopefully meeting up with as many of you pricks as possible, checking in to some hotel, then heading out to booze up, and we will continue doing that until Sunday afternoon, at which point we depart.

As for the hotel: we don't have one picked out yet, but we'll be getting a block of rooms. (I think this time around I want to have one room designated as the party room, and you can sleep in it, but at your own risk of being awakened and/or raped and/or drawn on and generally meeped with. This is not to say you cannot get petey-eyed in your own hotelroom.)

What I'd like to do is get relatively firm commitments on who's in, so we can handle the hotelroom reservations. This part is usually the real pain in the meep, as different people have differing lengths of stay and then plans always change anyway and now people's slice of the overall monetary pie changes, so let's try to minimize the frustration and hatred.

According to the LBP, last time around, the full hotel bill worked out to like $100/person, which I find startling, but I think we all had rooms with two double beds, which we'll want to do again.



People who I have talked to and am expecting to see heavy-metal vomit party valhalla statements from include...
Cube
Clavis
Dent
Gothmog
LOki
Lownotes
Lutefisk
Kahuna
Mundhra
meepninja
Truenative
Wrecker

People who are (y)iffy...
Azron
meepbox

People who have yet to respond...
Meta
Ghostie
You: this list isn't exclusive

People who fuking said no...
Tank

Oldschool silent-partner Alphas who I'm hoping will show but who have not gotten back to me...
Breezysummerday
Daisyraven

Utter meepgots who I'm seriously considering inviting for reasons I cannot yet understand but suspect something whimsically sinister yet ultimately disappointing will result therefrom...
Freakbass
Wotak
No, seriously, I don't get it either, but there you have it, stop me if you think this is a terrible idea



Let's drink, homos, who's with me? Charge of the light brigade.




EDIT: V Damnit, knew I was going to leave somebody off there. Sorry G.
EDIT: Kahuna pointed out that it looks as though I've filled out the dance card with no 'Misc' category. You interested? Post.




<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-08-02 at 20:54:37, vasudeva craps monkey baby</span>

Decider: Admin

Add: Truenative

edit: fri - sun

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-08-01 at 12:48:43, truenative craps monkey baby</span>

  • LOki
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It is certainly not worth your effert to exclude Crackalackin, since he's going to meep-out anyway.

meep the hotel, just invade him for the weekend.

(NUT NUTNUTNUT, NUTNUTNUT)

VASUVALHALLEDIT: Fixed URL

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-08-02 at 20:27:15, vasudeva craps monkey baby</span>

  • LOki
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I will be in Boston next week, I will get blitzed and warm it up for you. Let me know what landmarks I should vomit- and/or pee-tag.

  • HOBO
  • Aug02 '07

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I pledge to send provisions to the most recent version of BBP.

  • DrCube
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Count Cube in + Cube Wief, however we will be procuring our own hotel room for meepy time.

  • SexNinja
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Barring unforeseen disaster (something explodes at work, or my meep explodes w/ fatal diarrhea), I'll be there.

I don't drink though. Never got into it. Maybe I should start... <-----LALLL look at this meep

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-10-03 at 17:05:42, meepNinjaMcDeath craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>

I am expecting a phone number to be posted so I can call and harass you meeps.

It was great fun last time.

:(

Boston is far.

  • JohnLenin
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I wish I wasn't poor. Oh well, maybe next year.

note: If any west-coasters want to try and organize a get-together shoot me a PM.

  • Wrecker
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guitarjon123: I wish I wasn't poor. Oh well, maybe next year. note: If any west-coasters want to try and organize a get-together shoot me a PM.

The GuitarJon/Freakbass meeprubbing Extravaganza!!!

There's an event worth missing.

This retard looks forward to hoisting a few pints with you somewhat like minded retards.

One day I will surprise you all by showing up to one of these. It won't be this one though.

I'll go if sahlgoode will carpool.

  • Gothmog
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You can count the gf and I as definitely in. Bring it, meepes.

LOki: It is certainly not worth your effert to exclude Crackalackin, since he's going to meep-out anyway.

Obviously, you prefer meepging-in to meepging-out.

It's a bit far out down the road, but here are the probabilities of Cracka-sighting:

Thursday - 0% Friday - 85% Saturday - 60% Sunday - 0%

This time, I'll be puking because I want to :/

  • vasudeva
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Crackalackin:This time, I'll be puking because I want to :/

Make it happen, fro-bag.

  • Dumbskull
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New job... can't take off to get snot slinging drunk...

PLUS... I WAS NOT ON THE FUCING LIST! :(

  • vasudeva
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Dumbskull: PLUS... I WAS NOT ON THE FUCING LIST! :(

You can't afford $5 a month. How can you get yourself to Boston? Simple logic guides my hand.

  • mundhra
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meepNinjaMcDeath: I don't drink though. Never got into it. Maybe I should start...

i seriously would suggest working on your mothermeeping tolerance. elsewise: bloodbath.

  • mundhra
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looking like me and the wief will miss thurs night. court date friday noonish.

decidedly boosauce.

Unfortunately for me, but fortunately for LK he will once again be attending this year's BBP without wief. So order up the Boston meeps, just remember though that LBP will be my eyes! Hope you guys have happy times!

meep

  • vasudeva
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Don't worry dude, we will slay some hot AIDS meep the minute that meep goes to sleep.

HIV meeptail, here we meep!

Blarg, im going to have to miss my hometown tomfukery again. Next year meepits the wagon cometh.

  • vasudeva
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Post here if you want a room -- we're reserving. We'll try to do it in a way that lets us add more rooms on later, but I dunno if I can guarantee that.

Left to our own devices, I think we'll get three rooms -- the party room, one for me/LBP/SBP/whoever-else-I'm-meep, and one that will get paid for by somebody for sure (mundhra?). Then I'll try my best to figure out how many people remain that are committed, divide by four, and get that many double rooms on top. However that plays out, we'll divvy it up as sensible. If you don't specifically request a room, you'll end up meepsies-to-bumsies with god knows who, with a tab for one quarter of one room, plus one attendee's share of the party room, times number of nights stayed.

But if you want to guarantee your own room, speak up now. We'll probably bust a move tomorrow night on the reservations.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-08-14 at 17:48:06, vasudeva craps monkey baby</span>

I want the cheapest option available, I think I have enough rads to pick my bumsiepartner.

  • Wrecker
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Since Friday into Saturday looks to be my rock out time, I intend to chip in for room space.

I'm local so getting a room all to my lonesome is just silly. As it stands, I with LK on cheapest option available.

As far as bumsiepartners are concerned, I fukin snore, so keep that in mind.

I'm in for Thur-Sun, and need a bed.

I snore. I have RLS. Being my bumsiepartner could be a bad deal.

On the upside, I rarely meep the bed anymore.

I snore so bad that I have an anti-snore machine.

  • vasudeva
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So I see three lil nigers what ain't staying in the vasudeva meeproom and meeping up my meepy 3AM maneuvers with they epiglottises. Good to know.

To be clear, I'm blocking meeps four to a room, figuring two peeps per bed and two beds per room. So without a specific "please reserve me a room for me" post, you may, for example, be in a room with up to three other dildos who are all going to snore their faces off. (Incidentally, history teaches us that this never gets planned perfectly and there's often a fifth, sixth, and possibly seventh meep on your floor, as well. I'm of a mind to encourage this type of all-in-one-womb camraderie -- with the caveat that this ain't going to be luxurious and predictable unless you specifically request such.) Seacrest out.

  • mundhra
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i'm confirming a room for myslef and teh wifesy. we'll be there for fri &sat nights; dunno if that's any kind of monkeywrench or not.

  • SexNinja
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I don't mind where I sleep and don't really want to drop any money on my own room, so you can put me wherever, like with mundhra's wife.

  • vasudeva
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mundhra: i'm confirming a room for myslef and teh wifesy. we'll be there for fri &sat nights; dunno if that's any kind of monkeywrench or not.

K word. No monkeywrench -- we'll reserve the room up front, and then someone will probably end up wanting it Thursday night.

meepNinjaMcDeath: I don't mind where I sleep and don't really want to drop any money on my own room, so you can put me wherever, like with mundhra's wife.

K.

To be clear, because I see everyone posting "I dont want to spend money on my own room", I don't imagine paying to sleep in the party room will really be that much cheaper than paying for a quarter of a quiet room, unless 8 of you really are planning to sleep on the floor of that one room and thus split it 12 ways with the four people taking up the beds.

Scenario to illustrate the math:

Let's say we reserve 3 rooms for 3 nights (Th, Fr, Sa). Each room can sleep 4 people, 2 to a bed. Each room costs, say, $80/night.

Party room, Friday night: two people sleep on each bed, with some loser on the floor. Say two losers on the floor. Six people in the room total, stepping on each other's heads, being loud, and Gary farts like an ox. My room, Friday night: me, the LBP, the SBP, and an imaginary friend with a degree in physical therapy (meep massage). Third room, Friday night: Mundhra and wife.

The people in the party room split the $80 six ways, making their hotelroom cost like $14 for Friday.

The people in my room split the cost four ways. $20 a pop, or maybe the imaginary friend gets a bye for happy ending.

Mundhra ponies up $80 because he's married and that's how it works I think.

Looking over the thread, I think we're fit for three rooms total and really probably four. Because historically the sleeping patterns shift (who is where when) I think I'm going to try to collect costs each day based on what happened the night before.

Is this unclear to anybody? I'm being paranoid up front because historically this math ends up raping me at the last moment and I'm certainly not above a little meep-raping for my meepas (no commentary plz) but I'd like to minimize the tearing if possible.

Please put me down for one room Fri-Sat night. I'll be splitting it with jeremytwotimes and possibly chronos. We can call the hotel and pay separately if necessary but still would like to be included in the block-o-rooms. How close is the airport to the downtown or wherever we will be staying? I remember Boston as the type of town I wouldn't really need a car in, correct? Ballpark Room Rates? $80-100?

  • vasudeva
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truenative: Please put me down for one room Fri-Sat night. I'll be splitting it with jeremytwotimes and possibly chronos. We can call the hotel and pay separately if necessary but still would like to be included in the block-o-rooms. How close is the airport to the downtown or wherever we will be staying? I remember Boston as the type of town I wouldn't really need a car in, correct? Ballpark Room Rates? $80-100?

Yo woot.

Early indications look like $80-$100 per room per night is a good ballpark. We're going to be within 15 minutes of the airport, I think, and within 15 minutes of downtown. You almost certainly don't want to drive in Boston if you can help it.

I'll let you know about the block-o-rooms deal. It may be easier to let us pay for it upfront, to ensure we're all close.

  • SexNinja
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Time off work has been secured, chance of me being there now at 99.9 percent.

  • mundhra
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meepNinjaMcDeath: Time off work has been secured, chance of me vomiting now at 99.9 percent.

:>>> VIKING EDIT <<<:

  • vasudeva
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OK, I've reserved 3 rooms in Malden (thanks Wrecker and LBP).

These rooms are evidently the meeptiest rooms in the whole world, according to TripAdvisor, but they're a 20-minute T-ride to downtown and cost $99/night. They have two large beds. (Evidently availability sucks a big fat meep right now.)

This is hitting just shy of the $800 mark, so if I can get mundhra and truenative to confirm that, yes, they want to personally spend $200 for lodging for the weekend, then rooms 2 and 3 will be forever theirs, faithfully, and I'll call and get a fourth room for all you quasi-committal meepers to sleep in and for us to meep up generally.

That room will suck to sleep in, doubtless, and will cost $99 divided by [NUMBER_OF_meepERS] per night.

EDIT: To be exact, Thursday Sept 27th there exists only one room reservation, which will have me, the LBP, the SBP, Kahuna and Clavis in it. A quick scan of this thread doesn't suggest I need correction but apply it if warranted.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-08-29 at 19:43:16, vasudeva craps monkey baby</span>

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