BBP6, meeps

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meep

not attending, but feel free to harass anyways.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-09-27 at 12:58:30, JohnLenin craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>

Packed and checked in for my AM flight.

My meep is killing me.

^ Are you guys fuking nuts? Do you want to get 10 SMS messages every minute?

Don't post your phones on the net. It will most certainly get gobbled up by the spammers' phone spiders, and make the ident thiefs job easier, too.

Crackalackin: ^ Are you guys fuking nuts? Do you want to get 10 SMS messages every minute? *Don't* post your phones on the net. It will most certainly get gobbled up by the spammers' phone spiders, and make the ident thiefs job easier, too.

Mofo:

Crackalackin: ^ Are you guys fuking nuts? Do you want to get 10 SMS messages every minute? *Don't* post your phones on the net. It will most certainly get gobbled up by the spammers' phone spiders, and make the ident thiefs job easier, too.

meep

Yeah.

805-706-**** Ill be out of town camping this weekend...holla, if you can...ill do the same.

Edit: (tired of best buy calls?)

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-09-30 at 18:58:33, meepbox craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>

Mofo:

Crackalackin: ^ Are you guys fuking nuts? Do you want to get 10 SMS messages every minute? *Don't* post your phones on the net. It will most certainly get gobbled up by the spammers' phone spiders, and make the ident thiefs job easier, too.

meep

Yeah, you're right, it's manly to do stupid meep.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-09-30 at 18:59:34, meepbox craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>

Get out the meep lube... THEY WILL CALL! :D

Dumbskull: Get out the meep lube... THEY WILL CALL! :D

I doubt it.

JohnLenin: I doubt it.

They're probably half in the bag already.

Sorry I can't be there meepgits, but, unfortunately, my daughter chose this date 10 years ago to be born.

My wife was unmoved by my pleas of but honey, the Swarm NEEDS me!

Try again next time round, eh?

I have the voice mail message saved on my cell phone. A gang bang of drunken Swarmers screaming HEY DUMSKULL YOU meep...

I love you Guys!!!

sitting in hotel room with mundrah and wife and vas an wrecker and kahuna and scott and gothmog and me

clavis is meeped up so bad

I saw this on IRC #Megarad. This conversation occured sometime late Friday Early Saturday Morning:

omghai2jon: call count: 3 omghai2jon: "Ever notice how broccoli looks like a cartoon fart?" meepNinja: meep meepNinja: meep meepNinja: oh meep meepNinja: dude omghai2jon: you drunk meepgot meepNinja: clavis tried to kill a transit autthority omghai2jon: what? meepNinja: cop omghai2jon: on purpose? meepNinja: meep meepNinja: no omghai2jon: is he in jail? meepNinja: he stole our tape meepNinja: no meepNinja: I saved hi9s meep omghai2jon: good meepNinja: from jail meepNinja: I saved your jail meepNinja: I meepNinja: I saved his meep from jail omghai2jon: what tape? meepNinja: caution tape omghai2jon: oh omghai2jon: haha meepNinja: I haven't mundrah meepNinja: were the meep is hat omghai2jon: .... meepNinja: i'm going to see mundrah meepNinja: i thk omghai2jon: wear a rubber meepNinja: I see him meepNinja: I jsut shook his hand meepNinja: hello meepNinja: meep you omghai2jon: meep YOU

I'm guessing the BBP.6 is a SMASHING SUCCESS!

Caution Tape that WRECKER meepING STOLE. FTW meepES.

Wrecker: Caution Tape that is a slick, yellow monument to CLAVOFAIL. FTW meepES.

^^Fixt

Got home 20 minutes ago. Kahuna has another six hours of driving to get from here to his place, so expect to find him dead sometime in the next couple hours. Will post pictures and whatever tomorrow when brain is working again. So fuking tired I cannot sleep.

Just got home as well. Well played, sirs.

vasudeva: Got home 20 minutes ago. Kahuna has another six hours of driving to get from here to his place, so expect to find him dead sometime in the next couple hours. Will post pictures and whatever tomorrow when brain is working again. So fuking tired I cannot sleep.

Excellent x3

Win.

Let me know when you want to roll your barnacle-crusted meep to the PNW, I'll line up the beers. (sam adams tastes liek armpits)

meep, I might even pony up for an [a], for a genuine LK manhump.

meep it, I'd even consider it for a replica LK manhump.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-10-01 at 01:08:14, The_GoBotSodomizer craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-10-01 at 01:08:55, The_GoBotSodomizer craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>

No way a replica LK manhump will ever stand up to the power of an authentic LK manhump.

Anything less than the real thing and you are wasting your time.

LKmanhump delivers, y0.

Hope you guys had all kinds-o-fun.

:)

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-10-01 at 07:30:38, sunny77 craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>

BLARG, I'm dead.

6 hr trip home took like 10 hrs, with no real rational reason not to crash on mothermeeper's couch except a retarded salmonesque urge to slouch home.

Stopped for provisions at the first bona-fide truckstop to load up on bullmeep mega vitamins and no-doz. Injected no-doz into capillary under eye and ground vitamins into dust and added redbull in amounts that would let me sculpt it into a rudimentary suppository, ate it.

Stopped no less than 5 times for naps, mumbled something about the reason I traveled to Cleveland then Boston in the same week to the border meep, declared unicorn.

Crackalackin: Faquitos, First, The Science Museum is worth a visit whether you're drunk or not, and you should all kiss Wrecker's calluses for his generous offer. You unworthy bastids. Second, where exactly can I find the whole posse on Friday night? I need to know this to point the artillery in the right direction...and to scope out good high points for maximum puking coverage. Third, do we have a viking anthem yet?

If you post in another BBP thread and then not show up to it I will ban you from the forums for a week. I don't even think that's enough time but don't know if I will have the heart to even do this if I have to.

Posting in this thread is fine, but no more in future BBP threads, unless you post to specifically say you will not be coming. If you have a valid reason, such as contracting TB or a death in the family, please let me know as soona s possible.

I value your contribution to the internet but do not understand why you did that.

LORDKAHUNA: declared unicorn.

This = lol. "Hi, I've had no sleep for days, have been driving for 9 hours and have a sketchy backstory with multiple distant unrelated endpoints inside this war country, have been raping my endocrine system through pedal-stomping self-medication for several days, and also would like to declare this small unicorn toy. Do I pass the win/fail border test, please?"

meepNinjaMcDeath:

Crackalackin: Faquitos,

If you post in another BBP thread and then not show up to it

This also lol. Nose is rubbed in failure like a cat who pooped wrong.

I will ban you from the forums for a week year.

Crackalackin, meet failcat, its u.

Very soon I hope to be able to adequately describe the mayhem that occurred from 09/27/07 to 09/29/07. However, since I've only been speaking the English language for 36 years, I may never find the proper words.

I will say that every fuking viking that showed was beyond my wildest expectation of RADNESS. LordKahuna, Vasudeva, meepNinjaMcDeath, Mundhra (and wief), LilBabyPissmouth, Gothmog (and slampiece), Wrecker, Cube (and slampiece) and RuthlessPastor all ankled up the party fuksauce in quantities undigestable by mere mortals. I'm honored to have spent that short time basking in their rainbow tide of meephole meeperflies.

Thanks, meepits.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-10-01 at 19:34:03, Clavis_Apocalypticae craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>

meepNinjaMcDeath:

Crackalackin: Faquitos, First, The Science Museum is worth a visit whether you're drunk or not, and you should all kiss Wrecker's calluses for his generous offer. You unworthy bastids. Second, where exactly can I find the whole posse on Friday night? I need to know this to point the artillery in the right direction...and to scope out good high points for maximum puking coverage. Third, do we have a viking anthem yet?

If you post in another BBP thread and then not show up to it I will ban you from the forums for a week. I don't even think that's enough time but don't know if I will have the heart to even do this if I have to.

Posting in this thread is fine, but no more in future BBP threads, unless you post to specifically say you will not be coming. If you have a valid reason, such as contracting TB or a death in the family, please let me know as soona s possible.

I value your contribution to the internet but do not understand why you did that.

First, I appreciate the value you place on my physical appearance. Let's just hope I won't disappoint when we do meet some day. I might, so don't you go having expectations.

Second, the story is quite simple, a case study of RL vs LS.. BBP6 thread appears on LS. Nobody asks "Crackalackin, is this a good weekend for you to engage in drunken debauchery?" I don't mind--I'm kind of a semi-ethereal LS character anyway--but it really isn't a good weekend, as I will explain later. I figure this was difficult to coordinate, people probably got babysitters and plane tickets, so I won't ask for different dates and just try to show up for a few hours. See, I got this rare and juicy consulting gig, where I (a) get to save a dying start-up; (b) make major moolah; and (c) do a favor for an industry big shot. The downside is that I have to be in an office building near Hartford, CT on a Saturday at 10AM, lucid and productive, and work two days without much of a break.

I write the post you included above, to try to figure out where you'll be on Friday. I send an SMS to Vas on Friday evening, around 8:30PM, asking where you are. At 10PM, I realize that I don't have enough information and give up on the idea. At 11:30 PM, 20 minutes into Connecticut, I get a bundle of SMS's from vas & another number: "Faneuil hall," "fail," and something else. At 11:50, I arrive at the hotel. FIN.

P.S. I also initially thought I'd have the Saturday night free to drive back to Boston, but it turned out not to be the case. I gave you the probabilities ahead of time (none of them were 100%).

P.P.S. In the future, I will be sure to fax you domeepents of proof of valid excuse, O Master meepNinja, owner of my meep and all the universe. You can find details of this grave infraction of my soul contract in the report number 5UCK1T-FA66OT.

thanks

I'm not going to ban you even though I think you're reaching real hard to not appear be a no-show meepgot.

Keep rocking out. and if this makes no sense I don't care will clarify later if i have to

Did Crackalackin just say something?

meepNinjaMcDeath: I'm not going to ban you even though I think you're reaching real hard to not appear be a no-show meepgot.

I had no idea you cared so deeply for my showing up.

Well, don't do me any favors. If it helps you regain your manhood, go ahead and ban. See if it'll make me skip a beat.

i am completely carpsad that we didn't get there thursday night. despite that and the somewhat neverending tragicomedy of errors, this trip was a massive win. and, if i recall correctly, there was no (direct) booze induced vomiting.

props:

-insanely drunk girl on the airport shuttle (a.k.a. welcome to boston) -john 3:16 -black rose food -fidel cubestro -free shots from absent swarmers -boston beer works' beer

slops:

-the state's attorney (oh i'm so glad you showed up to testify (and miss thursday and friday in boston)... ...we have no objections to the request for continuance, your honor) -t maintenance -airport shuttle driver taking a wrong turn and adding an hour+ onto our trip to hotel -black rose service -the bostaan death march

*edit, both props and slops to creepy bum that scoped us out, followed us for two blocks, nabbed a cig from lbp, pissed himself, and ran across the street to sit at a bench and totally stare at two chicks right beside him trying to ignore him. dontgiveameep dude, i kinda salute you.

re cracka's no-showing with reasons is still no-showing, etc. cracka, this is what you get when you play with emotions. seriously though, don't be flattered by us wanting to hang with a meepa, just keep trying to convince us that we're unjustified.

ok, i'm convinced.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-10-01 at 14:34:58, mundhra craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-10-01 at 21:09:46, mundhra craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>

Man, now you got me all melancholic too. I so wanted to hang out, too :( :( :(

Sorry droogs...and thanks for the insistent phone calls etc. on Saturday smack in the middle of my "and now we rape you" progress report. I shows you care.

What did happen was a mental orgy of events of which I will spend a while trying to wrap my mind around. There are others who can/will chronicle better than I. However I too will build a list, in no particular order.

FTW: -Being in Boston -Dolly slalom (tuck & roll) -Watching a newb try to learn how to drink -Kahuna's parasol (RIP) -The Boston Public Library in Copley Square- perhaps the only place I've ever been that increased my IQ 20 points just by walking in the door -The Black Rose -Scorpion bowls and the many incarnations of Hong Kong -Zelda treats in the hotel bushes -Faneuil Hall & Quincy Market (a given) -A conductor on the T giving a little boy (Stevie) a lollipop and having everyone on the T give him a round of applause, just for being on his train. -27 minutes of madness in the Boston Science Library -Boston Brew House, truly a shrine of fine beer craftsmanship -FEAST -Panic attack survival -Boston M-F'ing cabbies!!! -Confusing the general public with a horde of Linkswarm.com shirts -Not letting the old, Indian in-charge dude stop us from partying outside the hotel -Donations to enhance the present 'swarmers well-being -Most of all the eclectic mix of Linkswarmers that showed up and not only made this whole thing work, but leaves me with a post-BBP glow

FAIL: -$2.75 in quarters, pepperoni, John 3:16 Bible page, escort service add, granola bar and half a bag of peanuts being thrown about the hotel room in a savage, sleep-induced rage after the person who's asscrack they were placed in woke up. -Arrogant meepface Boston bartenders who cut me and/or anyone else off. -The Black Rose -Does any waitress in Boston know how to be attentive? -Rooftop bars that are closed-in with no view out to the street -Burrito smears -2 lines of the T closed on Saturday for maintenance. No, I'm not lying, really -Broken AC in the hotel room -4 packs of smokes in 3 days -Finding out that sleep can become craved

This only scratches the surface and I reserve the right to add to the list. To those that were there, it was a pleasure hanging with all. To those that weren't (esp. Tank & Loki) you missed an example of the very essence that makes going through this often-meepstained thing we called life worth it.

Here is a meepload of LOL that I'll post now since clearly I'm not even going to get started on, much less finished with, any kind of comprehensive or even larval BBP6 journal entry.

Also, Kahuna put his video-fu skilz to work discreetly removing Clavis' (deadly) fleshmissile from the Internet and future business partners harnessing Google, which meant him basically staring at the aforementioned meep intently for nigh on an hour, which is lol entirely in its own right, and this will help him achieve a kind of closure on the question of this turning him slightly meep, which, of course, it did, Thanks Dude.

Drunk Clavis pissing, including onto my leg.

Yeah, I seriously let our meep touch on that one.

(PM ME, LOL)

You are so fuking money.

I <3 yu0, Hamfist.

PissVid is teh WIN.

Ugh.

Here it is Tuesday and I still have lolvoice.

I think I permanently broke my talkhole Friday nite :(

my 'day off' was spent waking up to 1/2 inch of laundry detergent all over the fuking floor of the laundry room, cleaning up the meep spill, and moving two fridges around - one of which was made in the 'use as little plastic as possible' 60's. boosauce. this is before we even get into work...

dear reality,

seeing as my return sucks a big meep, i am hereby tendering my resignation in order to pursue the career of viking. please forward my final paycheck and any future correspondence to valhalla.

sincerely, jfp

p.s. (clickable):

gross but delicious!

feel the powah!

even moar powah!

clavis trying to coerce some boobieshow

droms

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-10-04 at 10:53:02, mundhra craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>

BBP-VI

PROS - Getting to meet and hang with the upper echelon of LinkSwarm. - Drinking scotch for the first and last time and learning that it is liquid fire. Jameson FTW. - Arriving at the Hotel Kosovo and getting set up the bomb. - LKManHumps - Learning that these nigs have a solid "no man left behind policy" and they fukin mean it. - Boston cabby who's reality tunnel is on a different plane from mere mortals. - ClavoCat is PISSING! - The Crack meep + Cutter that was tryin to meep LK and his pimp umbrella. - Tranny Parade outside Fenway - Falling up the stairs and not spilling a single drop of anything I was carrying. - meepging out and having an "I love you guys moment." - Interviewing meeps for employment in the Swarm. - Espresso Doubleshots - Epic win. - The Mother of All Vomits - another epic win. - Getting to witness justified LK race hate. - Meathair

CONS - Non-pickles from that sandwich place on the Common. - Extra dirty martinis - Orange line T rides - Getting tossed from bars through no fault of my own - Being convinced that I was dying and having bonerkill the rest of the day. - Having to explain "It's LINKSWARM.COM, not Link5warm.com" bang head, repeat.

There is so much meep that went on that I am still trying to process it all. Ultimately, BBP6 was completely awesome and I can't wait for the next one.

Sounds awesome, pics please. Too bad I missed it. :(

Pictures please, inspire me to debauchery.

Frantically pressing the "Pictures Please" meepon.

i hate all of you so hard

Here's my usual meepgoty long-winded thing, with link at bottom to the full gallery, in case you crave more meep-sauce.

Promoted to Hall of Fame

Did I ever mention I stuck each & every one of those cigars up my dog's meep?

She's such a good puppy....

Of course the reason I never mentioned it is because I'd never do that to a dog....That would be evil...to the dog.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-10-19 at 15:02:11, BeachGoat asked to smell your meep</span>

rong bbp, durp.

I threw those ones out and bought new ones anyway. The old ones smelled like welfare.

meep, I miss this meep.

Spending a few days roaming a strange town far from home, getting drunk with oddball people you're only half certain won't assmeep you: Now THAT'S living.

Ya know, I'm still PATIENTLY waiting for a DBP.

dent: Ya know, l'm still PATIENTLY waiting for a DBP.

Now you're talkin', Detroit Beer Party FTW.

Wotak:

dent: Ya know, l'm still PATIENTLY waiting for a DBP.

Now you're talkin', Detroit Beer Party FTW.

I figured he meant Double meep Penetration.