a girl on the net

Hello.

Measurements please.

Thank you.

Cover your meep, boys. I'm a girl on your internets, and I know what I'm doing.

This is an excellent development. I confess to having doubted for a second until I followed you back home.

I am an RPG playin, pirate obsessed mensa ninja.

I read that as "pirate-obsessed menses ninja" and basically can't help continuing to do so.

vasudeva: I read that as "pirate-obsessed menses ninja" and basically can't help continuing to do so.

Continue at will, sir, as I may edit it as such.

My menses are as vengeful as the newborn kittens I use to absorb them.

Being sunny77 with a cerebral cortex(ALLEGID) still makes you a meep.

Welcome.

Clavis_Apocalypticae: Being sunny77 with a cerebral cortex(ALLEGID) still makes you a meep. Welcome.

I'm not sure what that means, but your avatar makes me wish I liked to cuddle.

Oh god.

Sometimes I really, really meeping hate you, Bagel. This is one of those times.

Sadly, I still have to put up with you, though.

Oh, and Clavis - you truly have no idea how much of a meep she can actually -be-.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-07-31 at 17:39:06, JesseCuster craps monkey baby</span>

guitarjon123: Measurements please.

C4D / 4 GB / 2.2 TB

You?

And Jesse: You're neither my brother nor my keeper, so quit trying to touch my pooper.

And Jesse: You're neither my brother nor my keeper, so quit trying to touch my pooper.

You can take the girl out of West Virginia, but you just can't get the West Virginia out of the girl. sigh

Haha, wait.

It's "bagel" because of the hole, isn't it?

vasudeva: Haha, wait. It's "bagel" because of the hole, isn't it?

That, plus the Jew.

Cover your meep, boys. I'm a girl on your internets, and I know what I'm doing.

vasudeva: It's "bagel" because of the hole, isn't it?

Haha No. (maybe).

Wrecker: That, plus the Jew.

I do love me some ethnics

LORDKAHUNA: How are you doing with Jesus, is he in your heart?

Not my heart. See above.

Hi Bagel, let's get to know each other better.

bagel:

Clavis_Apocalypticae: Being sunny77 with a cerebral cortex(ALLEGID) still makes you a meep. Welcome.

I'm not sure what that means, but your avatar makes me wish I liked to cuddle.

Cuddling?

I'm more a get-a-smattering-of-my-meep-under-the-nail-of-your-middle-finger-whilst-I-meep-a-load-on-your-chin sort of fellow.

JesseCuster: [...]Oh, and Clavis - you truly have no idea how much of a meep she can actually -be-. <span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-07-31 at 17:39:06, JesseCuster craps monkey baby</span>

Who cares? The world is full of meeps.

Women are hard to find.

This is easily as boring as it is repetitive.

yawn

I smell a jew for jesus in the mist.....

Hey that's a gew wit a possy.

I guess I types some words wrong, but you get the idear.

p..s. I all ways thought that the smiley with :o looked like an atomic nucleus due to the 4 intersecting circles caused by the inversion of negative space [white triangle with 1 curved edge and 2 straight edges that meet at 90?]

Let me smell you

freakmachine: Hi Bagel, let's get to know each other better.

I read Heinlein. I make yogurt in my car. I give good HOMM. I once killed a poor, suffering dog with a shovel. I've killed my own food. Most of these things are unrelated. Your turn.

Clavis_Apocalypticae: Being sunny77 with a cerebral cortex(ALLEGID) still makes you a meep. Welcome.

Acidburn: Let me smell you

I prefer my gentlemen free of chemical scarring, acidburn.

can we see yer bewbs?

if no:

can you PM me yer bewbs?

guitarjon123: can you PM me yer bewbs?

How in the name of Gene Roddenberry am I suppose to do that?

Bagel:

I read lots of things, lately I have read Terry Pratchett and Frederich Forsythe. Google told me HOMM is a video game, I don't play those often. I plan to go to Bora Bora one of these days. I am secretly naked under my clothes. I once peed on a kitty cat and it ran away (shame.)

We have now reached level 1 together.

Cover your meep, boys. I'm a girl on your internets, and I know what I'm doing.

gb2rl

freakmachine: Bagel: We have now reached level 1 together.

I love gummy, chewy, undercooked bacon. I once had a pet pig who meeped my sofa regularly. I majored in software development. I wish I'd studied anthropology or philosophy instead.

Lefen:

government_death_robot: gb2rl

Big fireball in RL sky. Hatehatehate RL. Too much res.

Bagel:

Stepping it up I see... Ok...

I own several major appliances. I once tool a leak on the grounds of the Roman Forum. I used to draw and I like art. I like lumps in my cream of wheat. Sushi is the kitty's tittys. I like your pic of Lefen, I understand there is a strong resemblance (tee hee.)

Because I took an oath in IRC chat I am forced to play nice and as such I welcome you to LS. Your love of gummy, chewy, undercooked bacon will lead to a belly full of festering parasites as will a long term stay at LS.

Dumbskull: Because I took an oath in IRC chat I am forced to play nice and as such I welcome you to LS. Your love of gummy, chewy, undercooked bacon will lead to a belly full of festering parasites as will a long term stay at LS.

Yeah, it's pretty sad, really. Between the bloating from all the parasisites and the bloating from all the massive quantities of bacon grease ... it's hard to tell what's what ...

JesseCuster: Yeah, it's pretty sad, really.

This double-act is weaksauce. Are you the bf or the internet-wannabe-bf?

Lefen:

JesseCuster: Yeah, it's pretty sad, really.

This double-act is weaksauce. Are you the bf or the internet-wannabe-bf?

Neither. I do not feel a draw to her dubious charms ... I have my own source of meep living at home already.

What RPGs do you play?

sugarslim: What RPGs do you play?

Oh, let's see... 'Hottie on the Compy 386', 'Hottie on the Compy 386 (Revised Insomnia Edition)', 'I'm A Girl When I Cyber', and 'Advanced meep-house Freakout'.

meep! A girl gets the flu and ya'll just shoot flames up her meep, doncha?

Lefen:

JesseCuster: Yeah, it's pretty sad, really.

This double-act is weaksauce. Are you the bf or the internet-wannabe-bf?

freakmachine: Bagel: Stepping it up I see... Ok... I own several major appliances. I once tool a leak on the grounds of the Roman Forum. I used to draw and I like art. I like lumps in my cream of wheat. Sushi is the kitty's tittys. I like your pic of Lefen, I understand there is a strong resemblance (tee hee.)

I lived 6 months in NY without any furniture, save a dog bed and a cardboardbox+ducttape "shelf". I wasn't too broke for furniture, just too busy. I don't like to make my own sandwiches. Touching the lettuce grosses me out. I would eat a hoagie out of Eric Powell's meep. I have a phobia of headlice. I'm also terrified by horses, but I feel it's rational. meeps killed superman! I can't draw. I can hardly draw my own name.

sugarslim: What RPGs do you play?

HOMMIII&IV, CivIII. Love turn based. Cuz I'm stupid and slow.

vasudeva:

sugarslim: What RPGs do you play?

Oh, let's see... 'Hottie on the Compy 386', 'Hottie on the Compy 386 (Revised Insomnia Edition)', 'I'm A Girl When I Cyber', and 'Advanced meep-house Freakout'.

I would play all of those games! Gmail em to me, luv.

I once met a girl in real life.

Goddamnit Biscutz. Leave my mom out of this!

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-10-04 at 00:43:08, bobacus craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>

bobacus: Goddamnit Biscutz. Leave my mom out of this! <span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-10-04 at 00:43:08, bobacus craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>

he ain't said nuthin about the meep

I guess the Bagel didn't last too long. You guys need to stop chasing the meep away before they send in the booby pictures.

I would have liked to have seen her purple bagel.

I had high hopes for this one. Sadly, by my back-of-envelope calculations, we were treated to a pretty high-functioning version of the same meep you automatically suspect when you see someone post a thread titled "a girl on the net".

Vaginas. So tempting, yet so toxic.

the bel biv devoe knows: that meep is poison.

vasudeva: 'Advanced meep-house Freakout'.

God, don't even waste your time with that game. I spent 2 weeks trying to beat it, only to find that the ending is extremely anticlimactic. It's like "Ok, I saw the meep-house and freaked out...but now what?"

vasudeva: Vaginas. So tempting, yet so toxic.

WERDZ!!

mundhra: the bel biv devoe knows: that meep is poison.

you my friend succeed