Naked... but unemployable
Dumbskull> Ah meep! I ain't getting that job... I uploaded a naked pic.jpg instead of my resume!!!!
vasudeva> quick
vasudeva> upload that meep one
Gothmog> vas: there's all these murals that they're putting up that really don't mention nin at all
Gothmog> pretty much this whole campaign has nothing to do with nin if you didn't know it
Gothmog> http://opensourceresistance.net/
poisonStocking> Open Source Resistance
Gothmog> and they're getting regular people to start coming up with flyers and posters and such
Gothmog> http://opensourceresistance.net/submissions.htm
poisonStocking> Open Source Resistance
Dumbskull> no this was a whole body naked pic, face turned away ...holy meep I suck
vasudeva> wait
vasudeva> the joke is going on for two sentences now, which makes me think you are serious
Gothmog> this is all community submitted stuff
vasudeva> Dumbskull: are you serious?
vasudeva> http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/hprajani/phun/what_a_meep.jpg
Dumbskull> I don't kid around about that kind of meeping meep. OH MY GAWD
vasudeva> you're serious.
Dumbskull> yeah
vasudeva> you uploaded a naked picture of yourself to a job application.
Dumbskull> yeah
Dumbskull> not on purpose
vasudeva> ok if you're serious HOLY meepING LOL
Dumbskull> gawd
Gothmog> hahaha
Dumbskull> it was just one job....
vasudeva> who adds photos to job applications?
Gothmog> please be true
vasudeva> isn't that a violation of some federal hiring guideline?
Dumbskull> I was uploading my resume and not paying any attention to what I clicked on in the files.....
Gothmog> welcome to duh
vasudeva> oh, so you didn't upload it WITH a resume
Dumbskull> until it was flying out my computer into the great big cyber space beyond
Dumbskull> no
vasudeva> ok, so go upload your resume from a cybercafe and call it a day.
Dumbskull> it uploaded instead of the resume
vasudeva> you said your face was turned away,
vasudeva> they'll never know it was you
Dumbskull> yeah... but my name was ont he cover letter in the body of the email
vasudeva> oh. it wasn't an upload. it was an email you responded to?
vasudeva> with a file attachment of you naked?
Dumbskull> yeah :(
vasudeva> hahaha
vasudeva> YOU ARE meepED MA'AM
vasudeva> lollllllllllllllllll
Dumbskull> ya think?
vasudeva> yes, i do.
vasudeva> a web upload might have been anonymous.
Dumbskull> no it was from my email
Dumbskull> my regular gmail with my full name etc
vasudeva> great job.
Dumbskull> thanks... I think I am going to go cry
vasudeva> your attention to detail and professional business methods are sure to make a huge splash at meepCorp Intl.
Gothmog> HAHAHA
Dumbskull> and lay off the job hunting for the rest of the day
Gothmog> did they get back to you?
Dumbskull> no
Dumbskull> :(
Dumbskull> they are most likely screaming with LOL right now
Dumbskull> so you are an employer and some meep uploads a naked pic .... do you get back to them?
Dumbskull> NO
vasudeva> dude
vasudeva> they are very much screaming with lol right now
vasudeva> that is the highlight of the year at that office
Dumbskull> it was just some crappy admin job... but still
vasudeva> "DUDE THIS CHICK MAILED IN HER OWN NAKED meep! YEAH, HER OWN! I DUNNO, IT MUST HAVE BEEN AN ACCIDENT, IT HAS HER NAME ON IT. YEAH, YOU WANNA PRANK CALL HER?"
Gothmog> I'd get back to them
Gothmog> try to get them into the office for a intervielolw
Dumbskull> I am not going to contact these people... no meeping way... this is proof of how much of a meep up I am
vasudeva> you need to copy/paste this into the forums
vasudeva> unless that will make you cry
vasudeva> in which case i need to copy/paste this into the forums
Dumbskull> it was a job posting from craigslist too... so I have no clue who/what the company is
Dumbskull> WTF?
Dumbskull> no crying.. it is done, I can't unsend the gmail
vasudeva> ok
vasudeva> post this to the forums then
Dumbskull> the whole conversation?
Gothmog> http://www.stippy.com/japan-life/gaijin-in-a-japanese-prison-1/
poisonStocking> Japan: Stippy Prison in Japan: Part 1 The Taxi Ride
Gothmog> no, Dumbskull, just every third word
Gothmog> your detail business sure a at
Dumbskull> ;/
Dumbskull> a forum.. what should I call it?
vasudeva> a THREAD
vasudeva> in the forums
Dumbskull> stoopest meep of the day
Gothmog> dumbassmeep
Dumbskull> yeah
Dumbskull> dumbassmeep looking for a job
vasudeva> "i'm going to go post a website about this information i have on my mouse!"
vasudeva> go mouse go!
vasudeva> call it "Naked pics for a job"
vasudeva> "will streak for food"
vasudeva> "unemployable... but naked!"
Dumbskull> well I am not posting up the pic that is for sure
vasudeva> no, i think you should
Dumbskull> it was bad enough to have sent it out
Dumbskull> oh
Dumbskull> yeah
vasudeva> k
Dumbskull> O'really
vasudeva> what's with all these naked pictures of you, anyway?
Dumbskull> no one wants to see this
vasudeva> are you becoming meepually liberated in your post-marital life?
Gothmog> black hole of calcutta
>>> Wrecker joins #megarad
Dumbskull> I always was... but I wanted to see how thin I looked...can't tell by looking in the mirror
vasudeva> well
vasudeva> we want to see, too
Dumbskull> I am nto posting up this thread... it is bad enough I sent out the picture... so if you want the entire world to keep loling at my meep then you do it
vasudeva> i will do it.
Wrecker> i wish to lol @ ur meep.




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HAHAHAHA
and
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
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Post the meep pic already miss dumbskullz.
You should contact them, you never know, it may have been an admin job for a porn producer or something.
Pro tip: in the future, keep all nekyd px in a folder separate from your resume.
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.............................................wow
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Yes, post the photo. I started to like the way seeing your last naked photo hurts me.
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holy loly
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dont worry,i'm sure some link submitted soon will read "dumb chick sends naked photo of self to employer" and voila, in fact, ds is gonna be an actual internets celebratty, just like jwalkers fat old guy friend, and everyone IN THE WHOLE WORLD WILL HAVE SEEN HER NEKKID!
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I got the patent on that meep.
lefen> that pic is prolly in 20 inboxes by now and multiplying exponentially LORDKAHUNA> hahaha vasudeva> yeah vasudeva> i bet it comes back to us without dumbskull's involvement Marf> my meep is never requested, true LORDKAHUNA> YOU SHARED IT WITH THE WORLD, BUT NOT US vasudeva> start browsing fark and meep vasudeva> it'll pop up vasudeva> a screenshot of the cover letter and then the image inline vasudeva> this is actually quite plausible as theories go
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gotta be the funniest thing i've read all day.
thanks dumbskull for lite-britening my day.
WOTAK!
can't wait to see what's said from the emplyers on craigslist/fark/etc. when it finally gets out
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Okay so I got a few beers in me... and pretty much do not give a rat's meep... but I really do not meeping care anyway... so what the meep!
By the way..... I still need a job in Chicago!
On 2007-04-17 at 23:35:25, Dumbskull pooped back and forth... forever
What the meep was I thinking?
On 2007-04-18 at 00:04:51, Dumbskull pooped back and forth... forever
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I got a question: Is this the first time a member has posted a naked picture of themselves, or did I miss the other ones?
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Shizen, I have a huge milf crush on Dumbskull and I miss the short window opportunities to see said nakedness. Anyone happen to save? Send to me or post k-thanks
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!
!
EDIT: BANGS R SERIOUS
On 2007-04-18 at 08:35:32, vasudeva pooped back and forth... forever
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Fix'd!
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Why are nakedpic.jpg and resume.doc in the same folder?
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It's Dumbskull.
Don't ask, don't tell.
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Is there a way to check to see if its in a cache or something? I saw it, but didn't save it.
Its firefox.
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UR funnay :D
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I saved.
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You like granny pr0n?
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:o
:(
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OH SNAP
POST POST POST!
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NO NO NO
[LK SAYS PLEASE DO]
On 2007-04-18 at 22:05:40, LORDKAHUNA pooped back and forth... forever
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THATS RITE, I PULL ALL THE DIRTY TRIXES
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meep you and all the meeps you rode in on; I know all about your dirty trixes!
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I am so sorry for you.
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IRC #megarad: whats said in here stays in here.....on our chat logs....and is then scrutinized for fun fax....and posted for the enjoyment of others.
I love it.
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I had no idea this would cause such an instance of simultaneously making people cringe, laugh and/or mouthvomit.
Gilf Milf it is all the same when you look like my hot Jr. High French teacher... Hubba Hubba...
GDR, where the meep is my email with said blasphemous picture attachment???
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I saved!.....and I'll share
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Not mangled enough.
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freakmachine> i want a pic of ds' meep too vasudeva> i'd like to see your meep vasudeva> but i also have other meep i gotta worry about first vasudeva> so your meep takes a back seat Dumbskull> sweet I love back seats vasudeva> also, i feel like i got to see the meep, and that's more than i really could have counted on, so i'm already ahead vasudeva> and can chillax a bit freakmachine> yeah, the meep was meep lefen> The meep Dumbskull> am I the only white girl you lust after Lefen? lefen> you and The Queen lefen> yes but also, skull, that pic you sent me could win the nsfw contest! http://www.linkswarm.com/forums/40137/vile-filthmayhem-spring-cleaning-contest/ lefen> :> Dumbskull> ah meep Dumbskull> well fine... but you have to split the profits with me Dumbskull> I posted it up for about 40 minutes the other night 15:45 >>> Fishpuncher joins #megarad lefen> nah, i told you. it;s not mine to post yazirian> http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/18/commentary.plate/index.html poisonStocking> Plate: Let's lay down our right to bear arms - CNN.com yazirian> dammit where is loki when you need him lefen> which is a fuking shame, because i spring cleaned my HD when i repartitioned it vasudeva> she just told you to post it yazirian> i also love that that dude looks exactly like thufir hawat in lynch's dune movie lefen> i wont vasudeva> you are a meep and england is dead Dumbskull> go ahead... I dont' meeping care now.. it was up for 40 minutes late the other night... I have already taken all my files off here and saved to a disk for the big move next week Fishpuncher> http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/11/30/national/main2217850.shtml poisonStocking> Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack, 12-Foot Alligator Nearly Rips Man's Arm Off Before Heroic Rescue In Florida - CBS News vasudeva> she's telling you to post it holmes lefen> i wont vasudeva> she just doesn't want to post it herself vasudeva> Dumbskull: tell lefen to mail it to me and i will post it Dumbskull> Lefen email to vas Dumbskull> I don't have it to post vasudeva> see? vasudeva> i speak female vasudeva> that guy is really thufiresque lefen> oh lefen> hang on then vasudeva> oh woot vasudeva> kahuna is going to explode meepNinja> lefen email all your love to me meepNinja> do do do meepNinja> all of your love, all of your love Dumbskull> It is a good thing I am about to move to another state/region Dumbskull> where I do not know anyone lefen> well i think i deleted it vasudeva> yeah, the internet can't see your meep picture when you move there meepNinja> you mothermeeper Wrecker> Goddammit lefen, this could be the cause of another US/ England War Dumbskull> the only white girl in his files and he dumps it? yazirian> who deletes ANYthing anymore? vasudeva> this smells of british ruse yazirian> hard drives start at like 380 gigs yazirian> you meep lefen> yis, but i'm on a 30 GB partition yazirian> he wants it all for himself yazirian> he's clutching it right now Fishpuncher> he doesnt like to beat off to the same chick more than once meepNinja> all of the meep yazirian> rocking back and forth yazirian> talking about his preciousss meepNinja> w/ his tiny lil' hard drive yazirian> on a 30 GB partition I would buy deleting it yazirian> IF IT WAS A 45 MINUTE DIVX yazirian> you meep, i reiterate lefen> haha lefen> sorry guys yazirian> take your british lies out of my sight vasudeva> check your recycle bin Dumbskull> wait hold on? Lefen did I email it to you via my gmail account? vasudeva> what are the chances you shift+deleted? vasudeva> like 0, you're english lefen> i always shift+delete yazirian> right vasudeva> you gypsy-tongued meepgot yazirian> what did i tell you about lying? lefen> no, you sent it to me using AIM lefen> no i do Dumbskull> no it was from my gmail account because I have it in my file Fishpuncher> DS forward to VAS lefen> oh then send it to them ;) meepNinja> stop playing with my fragile psyche lefen lefen> yr fragile meep vasudeva> there's going to be a riot up in this piece lefen> it'll never heal if you dont stop touching it lefen> oh but there's good news yazirian> did you save your fork? lefen> i have kept a load of funny kitten pics (^_^) yazirian> there's pie yazirian> ^ notice how i totally called that Dumbskull> I sent lefen> woop lefen> skull is totally hot in this pic lefen> its like met art Dumbskull> and another copy for you Lefen... stop duming my nekkid pics from your computer yazirian> hahahahahaha lefen> oh thanks skull lefen> i'll have to start a folder for white chicks 15:58 OMGHI2MAIL tRIX removed@gmail.com 15:58 OMGHI2MAIL Fwd: this is what I sent vasudeva> well vasudeva> you little meep Dumbskull> yessssss Dumbskull> what? vasudeva> you covered up the puss as though you have shame Wrecker> hahah Dumbskull> I coverd it becuase it was shaved lefen> holy meep vasudeva> and that is disgusting Fishpuncher> and containing gingivitis vasudeva> and dogfarts Dumbskull> thank you vasudeva> dumbskull: you sent me this photo with the express intent that i post it online to linkswarm.com in the forums as a nude picture of one (1) dumbskull -- [] yes [] certainly not [] maybe Dumbskull> no I just wanted you off my meep about it... so there you have seen it... now STFU about it vasudeva> oh vasudeva> great vasudeva> you just made me lefen vasudeva> thanks a lot Wrecker> haha yazirian> haha Dumbskull> I was talking about LK being tantrum = frans = slippy... and ya'll got off on a talk about my meep pic Wrecker> Now LK will hound you night and day 16:00 >>> LK joins #megarad vasudeva> haha LK> ! Wrecker> Speak of the devil lefen> oh, he heard you LK> WHAT! Dumbskull> :D Wrecker> His canadasense started tingling yazirian> creepy Dumbskull> irc chat is hooked up to his meep Wrecker> to his meep Wrecker> ZZZAAAPPP!!! "oh, someone just mentioned my name!" yazirian> "please keep talking about me" Fishpuncher> Similar to batman, LK saw his symbol projected onto the clouds Dumbskull> a happy face with a maple leaf around it? vasudeva> dumbskull: given the preceeding conversations, i have intent to post this nude photo of you online to linkswarm.com in the forums as a nude picture of one (1) dumbskull -- [] :> [] do not want [] this checkbox does nothing Dumbskull> fine Dumbskull> whatever vasudeva> you didn't check a checkbox Dumbskull> :> Dumbskull> I can't check the little boxes Dumbskull> and it does nothing Wrecker> (2) LORDKAHUNA -- [] :) []:D []meep vasudeva> i move to view the preceeding response as a yes, all in favor Wrecker> AYE yazirian> better make sure she's 18 vasudeva> CHARGE OF THE LIGHT BRIGADE LORDKAHUNA> aye Fishpuncher> !
EDIT: Made you work for it.
EDIT: Fishpuncher> the hand placement is to prevent the crapping out of baby monkeys
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^ What is this?
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That's a naked woman, lil trooper. To win, collect as many as you can.
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The world's collective gasp reduced the oxygen level by .3%
Thanx a lot DS.
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No, thank you LORDKAHUNA!
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You look good woman! I.e. good enough for Barch, and that's saying something!
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You could charge guitarjon 300 roses.
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OH COMON, KAHUNA UNDERSTANDS THAT MISTAKES HAPPEN, ok! Slake GLANSLUST/FECALFETISH WITH PICS OF LIKENESS, are you prehensile tree inhabiting meepgot man??? no UR DELICATE SNOFLAKE POSTMENSES WARRIOR IN FULL CONTROL of yr body and meep and meep, secure to show the world that U are not downtrodden, ready to suck meep and meep for .5 sawbuck.
shine on
frans
Quote:
Just so peeps don't think I am pulling a crazy sunny77 stunt, here is my evidence.
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And less than 2 minutes after the frans rant... there was this little gem.
Re: Re: Re: not a bewbshot (Sent: 2007-04-18 14:59)
OH meep!
Tell no one
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tatoos make me HOT!
thx, babes
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DON'T LOOK AT MY meep
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This thread degrades us all.
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wow
end of report
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Yep
One minute you're sending out a dignified resume and the next you're a neked nappy headed meep.
Life is like that
One minute you're a hot meep engineering student and the next you're all dead and stuff
Oh well
Where the meep is Godot any way. He was supposed to be here hours ago.
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oh god... I think I just hit it a little in my pants.
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Interesting.
Any chance you have a picture of your meep lips slung around the camera lens?
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:o
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WELL???
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Dear God, please don't let there be any more naked Dumbskull pictures.
Amen
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-04-23 at 15:43:43, ghostrider craps monkey baby</span>
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:cool:
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Don't ask Dog stuff like that. He'll meep with you just for laughs.
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id hit it