Drug tests
Has anyone taken one and passed without using a detox kit? Do home remedies actually work?
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BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+




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This guy I worked with told me he just drank over a gallon of water a day for a while.
Never had one myself, but that's what I've hurd.
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eee--yyyyaaaa!!! haha!
luck is on yr side tonight..frans will help u w/ yr drug depections...the maddness of drug cravings has made u put yr addiction to eating and shelter to the test? YR MUTHERFUKING JOB SCREAMS PUZZLES IN YR FACE NOW, YES? yes? haha. ok (frans wheel of fortunes)
u must drink in the sweet dance of frans knowledge to be a true drug champion...we must mask our true natures in the eyes of society..OK?OK? we must put in the hours!...we must CRUSH FUKING SPINES! THE WHISTLE HAS CONTACTED THE EAR.
(allegidailly) u need to expell particles of drugs from yr body to avoid detections..yes? ok...ok...ready to pay the price?....ey..instead of urine or hair samples demand that they must take a mature sample of yr impressive semen ...ok? the sacrifices of yr meep blood is a small price to pay in order to maintain yr employments..yes?
to cultivate pure semens..simply..eat JIVE TURKEY. GET that meep u stupid meepgot..HAHAHA. I WILL CHANNEL FANTASY BLESSINGS..FUKING SLAPS ON THE FACE TO YR TOP SPOT..OK? NO ONE BELIEVES IN LAW..OK? U ARE A SCARED BIRTHDAY! FOREGET YR FEARS AND DEMAND THE NICE SUPRISE OF DRUG EFFECTS IN YR SYSTEMS!!! IT'S HARD TO TAKE BRAINCELLS OUT OF YR DNA..YES?
FRANS IS ALWAYS ON, meepGOTS!
thank u frans
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Of all the threads of mine frans replies to, its this one.
Apr10 '07
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linkswarm: the cult of frans and his mystical soda
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How much time are we talking about before the big game?
Give this a looksee, maybe it'll help. Good luck to you, brother.
Apr10 '07
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^wrong thread, meep
mofo: when in doubt, use someone else's meep.
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Well if you go with your sister's meep don't forget this:
But if you care to mask your own filthy meep this is the meep: http://www.libertydrugtest.com/liquid.htm
Go for the premade liquid, the mix will make you regret you ever put your lips to the doobie
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in lieu of writing a how to..... stop smoking immediately, 12oz water per waking hour, eat often (fruits and vegetables), fish oil capsules with all meals, exercise
if your in decent shape (body fat% below 20%) you can pass in 2-3 weeks, less bf less time needed
if your running out of time, 500mg of niacin seems to work....
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I have
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