Britney spears is the shhh stfu

OMG her bald shining scalp is making me spasm in my genitals

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  • SexNinja
  • Feb17 '07

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Great thread.

I know.

ok, :D I wanna see a list of what all you other swarmers would do to her purdy head :P

  • vasudeva
  • Feb17 '07

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Peanut meeper.

vasudeva , you made me spit milk out of my nose dude.

  • Lefen
  • Feb18 '07

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She's the new Anna Nicole Smith.

I give it 6 weeks tops and we will be reading about britney spears commiting suicide. I say linkswarm should put together a contest , say for whoever guesses the closest date of death gets a cup of week old coffee or a blowup doll ...ummm err or something. ;)

:) I like crackers and cheese :)

double wide.... her meep -

ok Im getting lonely here guys... will someone defile my eyeballs with type?

  • JohnLenin
  • Feb18 '07

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I shaved my head a little over a year ago, and nobody here made a big deal out of it 8(

what the meep, guys?

shave your meep and post the photo then we can have something to talk about-

I personally think britney shaving her head has something to do with her secret gender re-asignment. thats really why k-fed split with her, he wanted to get some meep and when he went to it all he got was a hand full of C=====3

  • HellKat
  • Feb18 '07

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When Britney reaized that SHE was the REAL mother of Dannylynn, she shaved her head so all the world would know their family secret.

Britney might possibly transform into a chocolate sausage frog monkey right before our very eyes.

FILTHYROOSTER: vasudeva , you made me spit milk out of my nose dude.

LOLOLOL

DID IT RUIN YOUR KEYBOARD???!!!!!! ;) :) ;) :) ;) :) ;) :) ;) :) ;)

On 2007-02-18 at 20:02:53, LORDKAHUNA pooped back and forth... forever

No I didnt ruin my keyboard, but I did have to blow my nose... I had udder juice all up in my nizzle fo shizzle.

FILTHYROOSTER: No I didnt ruin my keyboard, but I did have to blow my nose... I had udder juice all up in my nizzle fo shizzle.

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  • Tagnut
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