At long last: the Official Linkswarm Clipswarm
In Vasudeva's future linkswarm features poll, I made the suggestion that Linkswarm would benefit from having an official clipswarm of the very bestest of the bestest links ever to fall under swarm scrutiny. He liked the idea enough to request I start an officially approved and sanctioned forum thread to kick off the effort.
So. Find you favorite swarmed links and post them for consideration as follows:
VASUDEVA: The best way to vote I can think of is to go make a comment with the words 'clipswarm' and any form of the word 'vote' in the link's comment page. E.g...
Official clipswarm vote
or
voting for the official clipswarm thing
Just make sure the words "vot" ("vote", "voted", "voting", etc) and "clipswarm" are in there. In a few weeks I'll query out everybody's votes in a new thread, tally up the winning links, and I'll use that as the default clipswarm instead of the stupid random thing people see now. Maybe we can so something else cool with it, too.
As I see it, the links could come from any category but should stand way the meep out from the rest in some significant way, even if that way is in their horrible lameness.
meep eels away mothermeepers.
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queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
teh_blintz+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth




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If you guys want to use the following code for your comments, that would be double nifty...
<a href="http://www.linkswarm.com/thread-2528.html">Vote for Official Clipswarm</a>
Copy/paste, duh.
Jan25 '07
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it's going to be great, just because it has the word "official" which sort of sounds like "orifice".
I love orifices.
and also, nice idea
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This is totally fuking RAD.
Thanks to FM for planting the demonseed, and to DM for meepting forth this beautiful, wretched assbaby.
Make good use of this, you fuking nigers from Nigeria.
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Can journal entries be included as well?
Jan25 '07
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Wouldn't do much good, since they can't as yet be clipswarmed. This is a much-requested and promised feature of LS2.0.
EDIT: However, since this feature will be available SomeDay, you could always go ahead and vote now. I won't be able to do much with it for some time, but if you're hot to trot...
On 2007-01-25 at 08:31:55, vasudeva pooped back and forth... forever
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Two whole voters so far with 11 votes...
Not bothering to link at the moment but will start doing so once we start getting more votes.
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46 votes, 13 voters, top seven...
4 | Slow: Children At Play
3 | Steel And Kahuna Mess With People At A Comic/SciFi Convention 2 | A Very Linkswarm Roast For Vasudeva's Birthday
2 | Bang Bang Bang! (awesome)
2 | The Nietzsche Family Circus
2 | Chicksnbreasts
2 | Monty Python's Flying Circus - Just The Words
EDIT: Clickable.
On 2007-01-26 at 09:12:15, vasudeva pooped back and forth... forever
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Hey little girl... Did you want to know a secrit? Cause I know one and it is soooo good to hear it! :)
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64 votes on 46 distinct links.
All votes... 5 | Slow: Children At Play
4 | Bang Bang Bang! (awesome)
4 | Steel And Kahuna Mess With People At A Comic/SciFi Convention
3 | Monty Python's Flying Circus - Just The Words
2 | Perry Bible Fellowship: meeped Up Bizarre Comic Strip
2 | Monster Island
2 | Preacher Gimp
2 | The Nietzsche Family Circus
2 | Chicksnbreasts
2 | A Very Linkswarm Roast For Vasudeva's Birthday
1 | Paper-Cut Sculptures
1 | The Abu Ghraib Files
1 | Fetish Map
1 | How To Brew Beer In A Coffee Pot
1 | Phone Tricks
1 | Why Must I Cry
1 | American Teacher In Japan (Awesome)
1 | Secret Worlds: The Universe Within
1 | The Spirit Of Truth!
1 | U.S. Census Data Via Google Maps
1 | HijackThis Log Analyser: You Need This, Especially If You Don't Know What It Is 1 | Salad Fingers~Ep. 3
1 | General Zod's Cookhaus
1 | Moskau, Moskau: European Dance Asshattery
1 | Hello - I'm A Maniac
1 | Comprehensive List Of Free Ebooks & Texts
1 | meepsecks (NSFW, LOL)
1 | Bob Newman's History Of Oil (Google Video)
1 | Berkeley Lectures On Video
1 | Burning Man 2006 Pics
1 | Incredible Little Mech Sculpture
1 | Entropy And The Second Law Of Thermodynamics
1 | Waves In A Free Sphere Of Water
1 | Horse And Chick Doin' It Doggy Style (Warned)
1 | The Longest War In Human History
1 | Cover Story: Daemian's Secret Past Confirmed
1 | The 50 Most Loathesome People In America
1 | PUKI Game
1 | Love God's Way
1 | meep In Art
1 | Giant Centipede Eats Mouse
1 | SuperGay Rollerskating Video
1 | Zoom Quilt
1 | Bjmatic Oral Trainer For Ladies
1 | Office Pseudo-death Video
1 | Socrates vs Jesus In A Deathmatch
1 | Confessions Of A Car Salesman
1 | Have Some Free Lectures From The Perimeter Institute
1 | meep The meep
EDIT: v OK
On 2007-01-27 at 16:03:00, vasudeva pooped back and forth... forever
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Can you make a list of everything that has been voted on even once? Those of us (well, maybe I'm the only one) that have been trawling the oldest links for lost gems may find something awesome that nobody else votes on only because it has been lost and forgotten. If there was a complete list of voted on stuff others could have the opportunity to cast votes or not.
Just a thought.
Feb01 '07
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We just about done here? I dont think the votes have changed much since I edited my last post, but here's the total anyway...
5 | Slow: Children At Play
4 | Bang Bang Bang! (awesome)
4 | Steel And Kahuna Mess With People At A Comic/SciFi Convention 3 | Monty Python's Flying Circus - Just The Words 2 | The Nietzsche Family Circus 2 | Chicksnbreasts 2 | Cover Story: Daemian's Secret Past Confirmed 2 | A Very Linkswarm Roast For Vasudeva's Birthday 2 | Paper-Cut Sculptures 2 | How To Brew Beer In A Coffee Pot 2 | Perry Bible Fellowship: meeped Up Bizarre Comic Strip 2 | American Teacher In Japan (Awesome) 2 | Monster Island 2 | Preacher Gimp 1 | Top Digg Users Getting Paid By PR Firms To Promote Content 1 | Incredible Little Mech Sculpture 1 | Entropy And The Second Law Of Thermodynamics 1 | Waves In A Free Sphere Of Water 1 | Horse And Chick Doin' It Doggy Style (Warned) 1 | The Longest War In Human History 1 | The 50 Most Loathesome People In America 1 | PUKI Game 1 | Love God's Way 1 | meep In Art 1 | Da Russki Oils 1 | Giant Centipede Eats Mouse 1 | SuperGay Rollerskating Video 1 | Zoom Quilt 1 | Bjmatic Oral Trainer For Ladies 1 | Office Pseudo-death Video 1 | Socrates vs Jesus In A Deathmatch 1 | Confessions Of A Car Salesman 1 | Have Some Free Lectures From The Perimeter Institute 1 | meep The meep 1 | The Abu Ghraib Files 1 | Fetish Map 1 | Phone Tricks 1 | Why Must I Cry 1 | Secret Worlds: The Universe Within 1 | Resizr: Online Image Resize Utility 1 | The Spirit Of Truth! 1 | U.S. Census Data Via Google Maps 1 | HijackThis Log Analyser: You Need This, Especially If You Don't Know What It Is 1 | Salad Fingers~Ep. 3 1 | General Zod's Cookhaus 1 | Moskau, Moskau: European Dance Asshattery 1 | Hello - I'm A Maniac 1 | Comprehensive List Of Free Ebooks & Texts 1 | meepsecks (NSFW, LOL) 1 | Bob Newman's History Of Oil (Google Video) 1 | Berkeley Lectures On Video 1 | Burning Man 2006 Pics
74 votes across 52 links.
If I don't see any more votes in the next few days, I'll consider us done.
Feb01 '07
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i really haven't had time, but then again i'm a lazy meepgot.
Feb16 '07
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And where will the 'official linkswarm clipswarm' be located exactly?
Feb16 '07
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Cover Story: Daemian's Secret Past Confirmed = 404
Feb16 '07
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Paper Cut Sculptures has moved to http://www.petercallesen.com
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FIX'T
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My how time flies. Thanks for digging this back up.
So I figure I can do some or all of the following things here...
1) Put this list on top of the popular page 2) Make it the default clipswarm for newbs 3) Something else...?
Seeking especially open-minded input on this because I'm at something of a loss for anything cooler than default clipswarm.
I figure the top 15 would suffice, since at that point we're already scraping the bottom of the interest barrel to the point that there's 1 vote, but the 15th one does include delicious freakbass filth.
Mar03 '08
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Why not just ask what the 15(0) most clipswarmed links are in the db? It would be a more accurate reflection of what people like, without them having to vote for it - make machines do the work or Skynet has already won.
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Is having a rotating top 10 list, made from the top X too much work? Changes once per week or other freq? Not intended to make more work for Vas, just some way of presenting this material without it being too onerous (list of 150) and something more dynamic.
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^ i think a potential problem with that is those meepgots who often use the clipswarm like a bookmark (me).
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lefen,
You even meeping think I read what you write? Man, you are full of yousef.
So, in short, what levend said.