At long last: the Official Linkswarm Clipswarm
In Vasudeva's future linkswarm features poll, I made the suggestion that Linkswarm would benefit from having an official clipswarm of the very bestest of the bestest links ever to fall under swarm scrutiny. He liked the idea enough to request I start an officially approved and sanctioned forum thread to kick off the effort.
So. Find you favorite swarmed links and post them for consideration as follows:
VASUDEVA: The best way to vote I can think of is to go make a comment with the words 'clipswarm' and any form of the word 'vote' in the link's comment page. E.g...
Official clipswarm vote
or
voting for the official clipswarm thing
Just make sure the words "vot" ("vote", "voted", "voting", etc) and "clipswarm" are in there. In a few weeks I'll query out everybody's votes in a new thread, tally up the winning links, and I'll use that as the default clipswarm instead of the stupid random thing people see now. Maybe we can so something else cool with it, too.
As I see it, the links could come from any category but should stand way the meep out from the rest in some significant way, even if that way is in their horrible lameness.
meep eels away mothermeepers.
Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
bobacus
Daves not here.
GrapeApe
LINK: Literally Unbelievable
Crapalicio+
on Faceplace is using you!: is it rape is+
Crapalicio+
LS has really gotten meepty lately... why don't you let some new people sign up?
BigDinWaun+
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: Trying to beckon+
sunny77
one must use mathematical equations, specifically addition
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BigDinWaun+
durpburpflurpslurp
linkswarm
queue: New link: Literally Unbelievable
sunny77
#iloveunicornflavoredmoonlanguage
fastlane
@ImLeslieChow
fastlane
or twitter
sunny77
lol
JohnLenin
linkswarmers have two types of jokes: ones they saw on a shirt and ones they heard on morning radio.
fastlane
Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
fastlane
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
MstrLance
*unitard tear*
fastlane
Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
fastlane
characters
fastlane
some characters do not work in this house
fastlane
I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )
spankerchi+
on A Day Made of Glass: I once knew a+
Dismas
on Communities Against Terrorism: After reading this I+
Dismas
on Egypt Files Criminal Charges Against NGO Workers, Including 19 Americans: That will teach them+
BigDinWaun+
on Faceplace is using you!: I only got free+
freakmachi+
on Faceplace is using you!: If you robo-visit+
godevilliv+
freakmachi+
LINK: Faceplace is using you!
pete56
MstrLance
It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
pete56
lawnmower accident?
linkswarm
queue: New link: Yard waste powering your home
Danny_Infe+
LINK: Lizzie And Sarah
bobacus
My meep, its detachable.
bobacus
It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
Dismas
on Man swallows dentures during hooker meep and dies: he deserves it for+
fastlane
My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
BeachGoat
The waves are LOUD tonight
linkswarm
queue: New link: Faceplace is using you!
GooberMcNu+
on Teenagers Should Read Smutty , Raunchy Novels: When I was 13+
godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: I'll take a pill.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Egypt Files Criminal Charges Against NGO Workers, Including 19 Americans
BeachGoat
on A Day Made of Glass: Don't go all+
godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: Democracy is+
saltpeter
*sadface*
linkswarm
queue: New link: Lizzie And Sarah
godevilliv+
Old reliable is with us no more.
godevilliv+
http://btjunkie.org/goodbye.html
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
saltpeter
they're huge
saltpeter
Well of course they do
dragonstaf+
Giants win .
sunny77
hahahahaha
MstrLance
I'm telling you, man, it's all about the fish.
spankerchi+
He shot out his wad, her meep hit the knob, and now Yes, he has no banana.
spankerchi+
I once knew a man from Havana, who had meep on a player pianah...
MstrLance
He really screwed the pooch.
bobacus
Who meeped the dog this time?
BigDinWaun+
on Man swallows dentures during hooker meep and dies: Ancient, Taiwanese+
BigDinWaun+
on Communities Against Terrorism: meep... I drive 25+
BigDinWaun+
on Arizona State Lawmaker Proposes State Holiday For Whitebreds: meepbag... Oh, me so+
MstrLance
There are plenty of other fish in the sea, so why meep a dog?
hoyaguru
on meat: That looks like the+
JohnLenin
don't listen to pete. meeping a dog, pet or not, is illegal and sort of gross.
pete56
Stick to a pet dog and porn. Less angst.
spankerchi+
Another miserable, untrustworthy, issue-laden meep of a girlfriend disposed of. Drinks are on me.
MstrLance
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
pete56
Salvo
LINK: A Day Made of Glass
MstrLance
on Communities Against Terrorism: Just the beer for+
BeachGoat
on Communities Against Terrorism: We're only coming+
spankerchi+
on Communities Against Terrorism: I have information+
MstrLance
BigDinWaun+




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If you guys want to use the following code for your comments, that would be double nifty...
<a href="http://www.linkswarm.com/thread-2528.html">Vote for Official Clipswarm</a>
Copy/paste, duh.
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it's going to be great, just because it has the word "official" which sort of sounds like "orifice".
I love orifices.
and also, nice idea
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This is totally fuking RAD.
Thanks to FM for planting the demonseed, and to DM for meepting forth this beautiful, wretched assbaby.
Make good use of this, you fuking nigers from Nigeria.
Jan25 '07
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Can journal entries be included as well?
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Wouldn't do much good, since they can't as yet be clipswarmed. This is a much-requested and promised feature of LS2.0.
EDIT: However, since this feature will be available SomeDay, you could always go ahead and vote now. I won't be able to do much with it for some time, but if you're hot to trot...
On 2007-01-25 at 08:31:55, vasudeva pooped back and forth... forever
Jan25 '07
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Two whole voters so far with 11 votes...
Not bothering to link at the moment but will start doing so once we start getting more votes.
Jan26 '07
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46 votes, 13 voters, top seven...
4 | Slow: Children At Play
3 | Steel And Kahuna Mess With People At A Comic/SciFi Convention 2 | A Very Linkswarm Roast For Vasudeva's Birthday
2 | Bang Bang Bang! (awesome)
2 | The Nietzsche Family Circus
2 | Chicksnbreasts
2 | Monty Python's Flying Circus - Just The Words
EDIT: Clickable.
On 2007-01-26 at 09:12:15, vasudeva pooped back and forth... forever
Jan26 '07
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Hey little girl... Did you want to know a secrit? Cause I know one and it is soooo good to hear it! :)
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64 votes on 46 distinct links.
All votes... 5 | Slow: Children At Play
4 | Bang Bang Bang! (awesome)
4 | Steel And Kahuna Mess With People At A Comic/SciFi Convention
3 | Monty Python's Flying Circus - Just The Words
2 | Perry Bible Fellowship: meeped Up Bizarre Comic Strip
2 | Monster Island
2 | Preacher Gimp
2 | The Nietzsche Family Circus
2 | Chicksnbreasts
2 | A Very Linkswarm Roast For Vasudeva's Birthday
1 | Paper-Cut Sculptures
1 | The Abu Ghraib Files
1 | Fetish Map
1 | How To Brew Beer In A Coffee Pot
1 | Phone Tricks
1 | Why Must I Cry
1 | American Teacher In Japan (Awesome)
1 | Secret Worlds: The Universe Within
1 | The Spirit Of Truth!
1 | U.S. Census Data Via Google Maps
1 | HijackThis Log Analyser: You Need This, Especially If You Don't Know What It Is 1 | Salad Fingers~Ep. 3
1 | General Zod's Cookhaus
1 | Moskau, Moskau: European Dance Asshattery
1 | Hello - I'm A Maniac
1 | Comprehensive List Of Free Ebooks & Texts
1 | meepsecks (NSFW, LOL)
1 | Bob Newman's History Of Oil (Google Video)
1 | Berkeley Lectures On Video
1 | Burning Man 2006 Pics
1 | Incredible Little Mech Sculpture
1 | Entropy And The Second Law Of Thermodynamics
1 | Waves In A Free Sphere Of Water
1 | Horse And Chick Doin' It Doggy Style (Warned)
1 | The Longest War In Human History
1 | Cover Story: Daemian's Secret Past Confirmed
1 | The 50 Most Loathesome People In America
1 | PUKI Game
1 | Love God's Way
1 | meep In Art
1 | Giant Centipede Eats Mouse
1 | SuperGay Rollerskating Video
1 | Zoom Quilt
1 | Bjmatic Oral Trainer For Ladies
1 | Office Pseudo-death Video
1 | Socrates vs Jesus In A Deathmatch
1 | Confessions Of A Car Salesman
1 | Have Some Free Lectures From The Perimeter Institute
1 | meep The meep
EDIT: v OK
On 2007-01-27 at 16:03:00, vasudeva pooped back and forth... forever
Jan27 '07
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Can you make a list of everything that has been voted on even once? Those of us (well, maybe I'm the only one) that have been trawling the oldest links for lost gems may find something awesome that nobody else votes on only because it has been lost and forgotten. If there was a complete list of voted on stuff others could have the opportunity to cast votes or not.
Just a thought.
Feb01 '07
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We just about done here? I dont think the votes have changed much since I edited my last post, but here's the total anyway...
5 | Slow: Children At Play
4 | Bang Bang Bang! (awesome)
4 | Steel And Kahuna Mess With People At A Comic/SciFi Convention 3 | Monty Python's Flying Circus - Just The Words 2 | The Nietzsche Family Circus 2 | Chicksnbreasts 2 | Cover Story: Daemian's Secret Past Confirmed 2 | A Very Linkswarm Roast For Vasudeva's Birthday 2 | Paper-Cut Sculptures 2 | How To Brew Beer In A Coffee Pot 2 | Perry Bible Fellowship: meeped Up Bizarre Comic Strip 2 | American Teacher In Japan (Awesome) 2 | Monster Island 2 | Preacher Gimp 1 | Top Digg Users Getting Paid By PR Firms To Promote Content 1 | Incredible Little Mech Sculpture 1 | Entropy And The Second Law Of Thermodynamics 1 | Waves In A Free Sphere Of Water 1 | Horse And Chick Doin' It Doggy Style (Warned) 1 | The Longest War In Human History 1 | The 50 Most Loathesome People In America 1 | PUKI Game 1 | Love God's Way 1 | meep In Art 1 | Da Russki Oils 1 | Giant Centipede Eats Mouse 1 | SuperGay Rollerskating Video 1 | Zoom Quilt 1 | Bjmatic Oral Trainer For Ladies 1 | Office Pseudo-death Video 1 | Socrates vs Jesus In A Deathmatch 1 | Confessions Of A Car Salesman 1 | Have Some Free Lectures From The Perimeter Institute 1 | meep The meep 1 | The Abu Ghraib Files 1 | Fetish Map 1 | Phone Tricks 1 | Why Must I Cry 1 | Secret Worlds: The Universe Within 1 | Resizr: Online Image Resize Utility 1 | The Spirit Of Truth! 1 | U.S. Census Data Via Google Maps 1 | HijackThis Log Analyser: You Need This, Especially If You Don't Know What It Is 1 | Salad Fingers~Ep. 3 1 | General Zod's Cookhaus 1 | Moskau, Moskau: European Dance Asshattery 1 | Hello - I'm A Maniac 1 | Comprehensive List Of Free Ebooks & Texts 1 | meepsecks (NSFW, LOL) 1 | Bob Newman's History Of Oil (Google Video) 1 | Berkeley Lectures On Video 1 | Burning Man 2006 Pics
74 votes across 52 links.
If I don't see any more votes in the next few days, I'll consider us done.
Feb01 '07
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i really haven't had time, but then again i'm a lazy meepgot.
Feb16 '07
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And where will the 'official linkswarm clipswarm' be located exactly?
Feb16 '07
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Cover Story: Daemian's Secret Past Confirmed = 404
Feb16 '07
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Paper Cut Sculptures has moved to http://www.petercallesen.com
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FIX'T
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My how time flies. Thanks for digging this back up.
So I figure I can do some or all of the following things here...
1) Put this list on top of the popular page 2) Make it the default clipswarm for newbs 3) Something else...?
Seeking especially open-minded input on this because I'm at something of a loss for anything cooler than default clipswarm.
I figure the top 15 would suffice, since at that point we're already scraping the bottom of the interest barrel to the point that there's 1 vote, but the 15th one does include delicious freakbass filth.
Mar03 '08
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Why not just ask what the 15(0) most clipswarmed links are in the db? It would be a more accurate reflection of what people like, without them having to vote for it - make machines do the work or Skynet has already won.
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Is having a rotating top 10 list, made from the top X too much work? Changes once per week or other freq? Not intended to make more work for Vas, just some way of presenting this material without it being too onerous (list of 150) and something more dynamic.
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^ i think a potential problem with that is those meepgots who often use the clipswarm like a bookmark (me).
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lefen,
You even meeping think I read what you write? Man, you are full of yousef.
So, in short, what levend said.