At long last: the Official Linkswarm Clipswarm

In Vasudeva's future linkswarm features poll, I made the suggestion that Linkswarm would benefit from having an official clipswarm of the very bestest of the bestest links ever to fall under swarm scrutiny. He liked the idea enough to request I start an officially approved and sanctioned forum thread to kick off the effort.

So. Find you favorite swarmed links and post them for consideration as follows:

VASUDEVA: The best way to vote I can think of is to go make a comment with the words 'clipswarm' and any form of the word 'vote' in the link's comment page. E.g...

Official clipswarm vote

or

voting for the official clipswarm thing

Just make sure the words "vot" ("vote", "voted", "voting", etc) and "clipswarm" are in there. In a few weeks I'll query out everybody's votes in a new thread, tally up the winning links, and I'll use that as the default clipswarm instead of the stupid random thing people see now. Maybe we can so something else cool with it, too.


As I see it, the links could come from any category but should stand way the meep out from the rest in some significant way, even if that way is in their horrible lameness.

meep eels away mothermeepers.



Decider: Admin

  • vasudeva
  • Jan25 '07

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If you guys want to use the following code for your comments, that would be double nifty...

<a href="http://www.linkswarm.com/thread-2528.html">Vote for Official Clipswarm</a>

Copy/paste, duh.

it's going to be great, just because it has the word "official" which sort of sounds like "orifice".

I love orifices.

and also, nice idea

This is totally fuking RAD.

Thanks to FM for planting the demonseed, and to DM for meepting forth this beautiful, wretched assbaby.

Make good use of this, you fuking nigers from Nigeria.

Can journal entries be included as well?

  • vasudeva
  • Jan25 '07

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Wouldn't do much good, since they can't as yet be clipswarmed. This is a much-requested and promised feature of LS2.0.

EDIT: However, since this feature will be available SomeDay, you could always go ahead and vote now. I won't be able to do much with it for some time, but if you're hot to trot...

On 2007-01-25 at 08:31:55, vasudeva pooped back and forth... forever

  • vasudeva
  • Jan25 '07

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Two whole voters so far with 11 votes...

A Very Linkswarm Roast For Vasudeva's Birthday A Very Linkswarm Roast For Vasudeva's Birthday Cover Story: Daemian's Secret Past Confirmed Secret Worlds: The Universe Within Hello - I'm A Maniac Giant Centipede Eats Mouse Incredible Little Mech Sculpture The Spirit Of Truth! Bob Newman's History Of Oil (Google Video) Paper-Cut Sculptures Love God's Way

Not bothering to link at the moment but will start doing so once we start getting more votes.

  • vasudeva
  • Jan26 '07

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  • Steel
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Hey little girl... Did you want to know a secrit? Cause I know one and it is soooo good to hear it! :)

  • vasudeva
  • Jan27 '07

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64 votes on 46 distinct links.

All votes... 5 | Slow: Children At Play
4 | Bang Bang Bang! (awesome)
4 | Steel And Kahuna Mess With People At A Comic/SciFi Convention
3 | Monty Python's Flying Circus - Just The Words
2 | Perry Bible Fellowship: meeped Up Bizarre Comic Strip
2 | Monster Island
2 | Preacher Gimp
2 | The Nietzsche Family Circus
2 | Chicksnbreasts
2 | A Very Linkswarm Roast For Vasudeva's Birthday
1 | Paper-Cut Sculptures
1 | The Abu Ghraib Files
1 | Fetish Map
1 | How To Brew Beer In A Coffee Pot
1 | Phone Tricks
1 | Why Must I Cry
1 | American Teacher In Japan (Awesome)
1 | Secret Worlds: The Universe Within
1 | The Spirit Of Truth!
1 | U.S. Census Data Via Google Maps
1 | HijackThis Log Analyser: You Need This, Especially If You Don't Know What It Is 1 | Salad Fingers~Ep. 3
1 | General Zod's Cookhaus
1 | Moskau, Moskau: European Dance Asshattery
1 | Hello - I'm A Maniac
1 | Comprehensive List Of Free Ebooks & Texts
1 | meepsecks (NSFW, LOL)
1 | Bob Newman's History Of Oil (Google Video)
1 | Berkeley Lectures On Video
1 | Burning Man 2006 Pics
1 | Incredible Little Mech Sculpture
1 | Entropy And The Second Law Of Thermodynamics
1 | Waves In A Free Sphere Of Water
1 | Horse And Chick Doin' It Doggy Style (Warned)
1 | The Longest War In Human History
1 | Cover Story: Daemian's Secret Past Confirmed
1 | The 50 Most Loathesome People In America
1 | PUKI Game
1 | Love God's Way
1 | meep In Art
1 | Giant Centipede Eats Mouse
1 | SuperGay Rollerskating Video
1 | Zoom Quilt
1 | Bjmatic Oral Trainer For Ladies
1 | Office Pseudo-death Video
1 | Socrates vs Jesus In A Deathmatch
1 | Confessions Of A Car Salesman
1 | Have Some Free Lectures From The Perimeter Institute
1 | meep The meep

EDIT: v OK

On 2007-01-27 at 16:03:00, vasudeva pooped back and forth... forever

Can you make a list of everything that has been voted on even once? Those of us (well, maybe I'm the only one) that have been trawling the oldest links for lost gems may find something awesome that nobody else votes on only because it has been lost and forgotten. If there was a complete list of voted on stuff others could have the opportunity to cast votes or not.

Just a thought.

  • vasudeva
  • Feb01 '07

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We just about done here? I dont think the votes have changed much since I edited my last post, but here's the total anyway...

5 | Slow: Children At Play
4 | Bang Bang Bang! (awesome)
4 | Steel And Kahuna Mess With People At A Comic/SciFi Convention 3 | Monty Python's Flying Circus - Just The Words 2 | The Nietzsche Family Circus 2 | Chicksnbreasts 2 | Cover Story: Daemian's Secret Past Confirmed 2 | A Very Linkswarm Roast For Vasudeva's Birthday 2 | Paper-Cut Sculptures 2 | How To Brew Beer In A Coffee Pot 2 | Perry Bible Fellowship: meeped Up Bizarre Comic Strip 2 | American Teacher In Japan (Awesome) 2 | Monster Island 2 | Preacher Gimp 1 | Top Digg Users Getting Paid By PR Firms To Promote Content 1 | Incredible Little Mech Sculpture 1 | Entropy And The Second Law Of Thermodynamics 1 | Waves In A Free Sphere Of Water 1 | Horse And Chick Doin' It Doggy Style (Warned) 1 | The Longest War In Human History 1 | The 50 Most Loathesome People In America 1 | PUKI Game 1 | Love God's Way 1 | meep In Art 1 | Da Russki Oils 1 | Giant Centipede Eats Mouse 1 | SuperGay Rollerskating Video 1 | Zoom Quilt 1 | Bjmatic Oral Trainer For Ladies 1 | Office Pseudo-death Video 1 | Socrates vs Jesus In A Deathmatch 1 | Confessions Of A Car Salesman 1 | Have Some Free Lectures From The Perimeter Institute 1 | meep The meep 1 | The Abu Ghraib Files 1 | Fetish Map 1 | Phone Tricks 1 | Why Must I Cry 1 | Secret Worlds: The Universe Within 1 | Resizr: Online Image Resize Utility 1 | The Spirit Of Truth! 1 | U.S. Census Data Via Google Maps 1 | HijackThis Log Analyser: You Need This, Especially If You Don't Know What It Is 1 | Salad Fingers~Ep. 3 1 | General Zod's Cookhaus 1 | Moskau, Moskau: European Dance Asshattery 1 | Hello - I'm A Maniac 1 | Comprehensive List Of Free Ebooks & Texts 1 | meepsecks (NSFW, LOL) 1 | Bob Newman's History Of Oil (Google Video) 1 | Berkeley Lectures On Video 1 | Burning Man 2006 Pics

74 votes across 52 links.

If I don't see any more votes in the next few days, I'll consider us done.

  • mundhra
  • Feb01 '07

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i really haven't had time, but then again i'm a lazy meepgot.

  • shitbox
  • Feb16 '07

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And where will the 'official linkswarm clipswarm' be located exactly?

  • jwalker
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Cover Story: Daemian's Secret Past Confirmed = 404

  • Steel
  • Feb16 '07

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Paper Cut Sculptures has moved to http://www.petercallesen.com

Steel: Paper Cut Sculptures has moved to http://www.petercallesen.com

FIX'T

  • vasudeva
  • Mar03 '08

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My how time flies. Thanks for digging this back up.

So I figure I can do some or all of the following things here...

1) Put this list on top of the popular page 2) Make it the default clipswarm for newbs 3) Something else...?

Seeking especially open-minded input on this because I'm at something of a loss for anything cooler than default clipswarm.

I figure the top 15 would suffice, since at that point we're already scraping the bottom of the interest barrel to the point that there's 1 vote, but the 15th one does include delicious freakbass filth.

  • Lefen
  • Mar03 '08

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Why not just ask what the 15(0) most clipswarmed links are in the db? It would be a more accurate reflection of what people like, without them having to vote for it - make machines do the work or Skynet has already won.

Is having a rotating top 10 list, made from the top X too much work? Changes once per week or other freq? Not intended to make more work for Vas, just some way of presenting this material without it being too onerous (list of 150) and something more dynamic.

  • Lefen
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BigDinWaunakee: Is having a rotating top 10 list, made from the top X too much work? Changes once per week or other freq? Not intended to make more work for Vas, just some way of presenting this material without it being too onerous (list of 150) and something more dynamic.
I was implying, of course, that your db query would ask for the most clipswarmed links and order them by number_of_clipswarms- making the list dynamic.
  • mundhra
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^ i think a potential problem with that is those meepgots who often use the clipswarm like a bookmark (me).

lefen,

You even meeping think I read what you write? Man, you are full of yousef.

So, in short, what levend said.

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