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  • vasudeva
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Poll: Future LinkSwarm Features

I've been hellish busy at work lately, which has had the unforeseen effect of discouraging me from working on work projects at home, meaning I have of late been without a compelling at-home adventure project. This coincides with a critical-mass peak in self-loathing at the realization that it's been way too long since I started talking about LS 2.0, so I've been trying to pick that back up and start figuring out where I want to go with it.

Pre-2.0, which is going to be a fukload of work and will certainly take me a while, I'd like to bring alpha queue reject reasons back for everybody, only done right this time. I already have this mostly completed apart from niceties -- such as testing -- and in a perfect world would be rolling it out today or tomorrow.

What would you like to see in the future?

We already have a thread around with feature requests that had a lot of good ideas and generated lots of "2.0" promises from myself (which I can't find immediately... anybody?) but let's have another.

In particular, I've been thinking about a couple things that may be good ideas but may not be a good fit for our crowd. That's where you come in.

1) MySpace-style homepages. I know, I know. It chills my fuking guts. MySpace is a wasteland of navel-gazing idiocy. Having said that -- having felt it vibrate like a spear in my vitals -- it's something that a lot of people would probably love, and it's probably possible to have it without letting it get intensely meep. You'd be able to make your user account page look the way you want, and the clipswarm would evolve into a larger mini-linkswarm of your own, with pictures and links to your favorite sites and meep on it. Maybe even user comments. Tell me how you feel about that.

2) Right now, the front page is a reverse chronological list of all links. In this brave new web too oh world, some of the better sites list by popularity instead; that is, you see the most popular stuff on that site in descending order. Flurl has a good representation of what I'm talking about. Del.icio.us's popular page is another, and there are plenty more examples I could link to. This would be the default view. You'd still have controls on the page to sort by reverse chronology if you wanted the old style, of course, but everyone with an account would be able to vote on links and drive them to the top of the default view. I've just started thinking about this and haven't worked through all the ramifications, but it would basically mean anyone checking out LS would see the best stuff we've put up over the last hour/day/whatever.

Thoughts? Suggestions? Pictures of fat women?

Decider: Admin

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also, can you set the target on the links on the main page as new page?

  • vasudeva
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Wotak: Link Categories: Is it possible to have the default link category set as 'null' on the submission page so that you'll get a error popup like, ''choose a category, meephead'' - if you try to submit the link without selecting a category?
I suspect that defaulting to Animation causes, say, 1 in 50 submissions to be wrong, whereas bugging people their submission needs more attention would cause 1n 50 submission to be abandoned. Lesser of two evils.
godevillivedog: Not really on the subject of LS 2.0, but does their exist somewhere
a few 100kB of the meepbox that might be made available, or is it
just a window with alzheimer's.

It exists, but not in a place you can get at it. You'd like to read the history?

Mofo: also, can you set the target on the links on the main page as new page?

meep no. But! Middle-click your links and you'll have this functionality as you want it.

vasudeva: It exists, but not in a place you can get at it. You'd like to read the history?


Yes, believe it or not I would. I have come across some great one liners in that box. It also seems to be a resting place for swarmers too drunk to navigate. I once tried to keep my own copy/paste version but it just isn't possible. Who's meep would I have to suck for however much there is to show up in my email?

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godevillivedog: Who's meep would I have to suck for however much there is to show up in my email?

That's a one-liner and requires no planning at all. This means you're about to get exactly what you want. I guess it also means I'm getting my meep totally sucked out in the next 15 minutes.

EDIT: Sent to the email address in your user profile. If it's wrong you have only yourself to blame.

On 2010-02-03 at 15:48:36, vasudeva asked to smell your meep

  • dagwood
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This is an good idear. Can post to multiple e-mails? Or do Ihave to get forward from Gdog?

A photography category would be useful.

If "Infukity" could be nailed down to at least a month and year I think it would help with the financial planning of the dirt poor Milwaukee's Best drinkers like myself that find it easier to pay for a yearly subscription to johnlenin's lovely books.

On 2010-02-24 at 11:53:52, godevillivedog asked to smell your meep

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godevillivedog: If "Infukity" could be nailed down to at least a month and year I think it would help with the financial planning of the dirt poor Milwaukee's Best drinkers like myself that find it easier to pay for a yearly subscription to grannies lovely books.

You mean, just so you know when PayPal is going to pull from your account again? That would make sense, yeah.

vasudeva:
godevillivedog: If "Infukity" could be nailed down to at least a month and year I think it would help with the financial planning of the dirt poor Milwaukee's Best drinkers like myself that find it easier to pay for a yearly subscription to grannies lovely books.
You mean, just so you know when PayPal is going to pull from your account again? That would make sense, yeah.



The thing is, although I do not live in my mothers basement, it is her card and as she is even older than me it's best not to startle her with sudden noises or surprises.

There was talk once of an Alpha only or registered users only private forum. I would really to see this, as i am about to post a forum that i wish were more private, bit I need answers now, dammit.

There might be a good thing to come of this. Imagine a mere human clicking on a forum only to see this message, meep..If you were signed up, you could view this juicy, life-affirming forum

On 2010-02-23 at 02:31:17, ghostrider asked to smell your meep

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ghostrider: There was talk once of an Alpha only or registered users only private forum. I would really to see this, as i am about to post a forum that i wish were more private, bit I need answers now, dammit. There might be a good thing to come of this. Imagine a mere human clicking on a forum only to see this message, meep..If you were signed up, you could view this juicy, life-affirming forum On 2010-02-23 at 02:31:17, ghostrider asked to smell your meep

keyhole has been up and running for a while now, broski

Que?

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Yeah, wtf is keyhole?

The keyhole is a private forum. The general public cannot access it. Only select members have access.

Think of it as an internet heaven. If you do not have access, try praying harder.

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A registered-users-only forum would probably be pretty easy.

An Alpha-only forum would probably be a bit harder.

I'd probably put it to a poll to see if anyone would actually use such a thing.

slippedhole: The keyhole is a private forum. The general public cannot access it. Only select members have access. Think of it as an internet heaven. If you do not have access, try praying harder.

I'm sorry, I don't pray that way.

ghostrider:
slippedhole: The keyhole is a private forum. The general public cannot access it. Only select members have access. Think of it as an internet heaven. If you do not have access, try praying harder.

I'm sorry, I don't pray that way.

TAINted LOVE

  • dagwood
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I have seen the green. Now what? Is this to be a regular feature as originally advertised?

  • vasudeva
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dagwood: I have seen the green. Now what? Is this to be a regular feature as originally advertised?

That's just a message that admins can leave with a link when they turn it over to the Alpha Queue, and it's been there for three years or so.

I know this will be unpopular, but it would nice if NSFW images posted from the uploader could be labeled as such before I see them. I call Mea Culpa on this, but the older I get, the less I want to see random tranny meep. I, for one, consider LS to be a news aggregate site, and not a porn site.

While your at it, GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU PUNK KIDS

Can the comments be made readable without ading to the read count for the link? I tend to read the comments on most links, rejected or not, just for the Alpha comments (great source of LOLz), and hate adding to the read count of truly despicable links by doing so.

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dragonstaff: Can the comments be made readable without ading to the read count for the link? I tend to read the comments on most links, rejected or not, just for the Alpha comments (great source of LOLz), and hate adding to the read count of truly despicable links by doing so.

reads are reads. interest is interest. Don't fight it.

JohnLenin:
dragonstaff: Can the comments be made readable without ading to the read count for the link? I tend to read the comments on most links, rejected or not, just for the Alpha comments (great source of LOLz), and hate adding to the read count of truly despicable links by doing so.

reads are reads. interest is interest. Don't fight it.

Srsly. That is neither here nor there. I'd much rather see a unique read count than a total.

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ghostrider: I know this will be unpopular, but it would nice if NSFW images posted from the uploader could be labeled as such before I see them. I call Mea Culpa on this, but the older I get, the less I want to see random tranny meep. I, for one, consider LS to be a news aggregate site, and not a porn site.

LS could definitely use more porn but I think I'm fine with the idea of making people opt in to seeing it. The uploads are already marked NSFW (the "meep" option) so what we can do is not show those images on the front page of LS and ask people to just make sure they mark meep NSFW when it's NSFW. If they do that, we can make it a preference you set in your account so you don't get shown delicious meeps.

Dragonstaff: Can the comments be made readable without ading to the read count for the link? I tend to read the comments on most links, rejected or not, just for the Alpha comments (great source of LOLz), and hate adding to the read count of truly despicable links by doing so.

Yeah, easily. Not sure why it works the way it does now, cause it doesn't make any meeping sense, but long ago I decided to do that for some reason and the few times I've gone to change it to normalcy, I've backed off on it and I can't remember why. I'll take another stab at it.

Not to be maudlin, but how about a section in the Hall of Fame for Swarmers Past. There are three that I know of since I've been coming here that have passed away. Something to tie together their footprint on the site.

middle_age_man: Not to be maudlin, but how about a section in the Hall of Fame for Swarmers Past. There are three that I know of since I've been coming here that have passed away. Something to tie together their footprint on the site.

I liek it.

"The Hall Of The Omega" or somesuch.

Chex, Azron, & Valt.

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ghostrider: I know this will be unpopular, but it would nice if NSFW images posted from the uploader could be labeled as such before I see them. I call Mea Culpa on this, but the older I get, the less I want to see random tranny meep. I, for one, consider LS to be a news aggregate site, and not a porn site. While your at it, GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU PUNK KIDS

I agree times 5. LETS HOLD OLD MAN HANDS

ALSO: All this bullmeep labiaplasti whatever the meep it is, is all meep revolting, and more revolting is the fact that such links outnumber porn (of any quality) by a good deal. this is disfunction.

On 2010-03-19 at 06:15:15, acheron asked to smell your meep

...this is disfunction. On 2010-03-19 at 06:15:15, acheron asked to smell your meep

You new here, kid?

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going on 7 years , comrade

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acheron-ALSO: All this bullmeep labiaplasti whatever the meep it is, is all meep revolting, and more revolting is the fact that such links outnumber porn (of any quality) by a good deal. this is disfunction.

We're fresh outta meep modification links, back to the nut cutting.

In this dreamed about LS 2.0 will it be possible to check just my sent messages? I realize I can get the re:re:re tagalongs but if there's a way to check just my sent meep I dunno what it is.

acheron: going on 7 years , comrade

I know it...we showed up around the same time. I guess I should have asked, "This is news to you?"

;)

  • vasudeva
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dagwood:
acheron-ALSO: All this bullmeep labiaplasti whatever the meep it is, is all meep revolting, and more revolting is the fact that such links outnumber porn (of any quality) by a good deal. this is disfunction.

We're fresh outta meep modification links, back to the nut cutting.

In this dreamed about LS 2.0 will it be possible to check just my sent messages? I realize I can get the re:re:re tagalongs but if there's a way to check just my sent meep I dunno what it is.

Yeah, that's an oversight, and something I'd consider basic to any PM system.
  • cohiBA
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I like linkswarm the way it is for the most part but hey sounds like everyone is excited about updating it so go for it. The only thing that bugs me is when you hover your cursor over a link and get the description of the link, it dissappears after like 5 seconds. That meepin pisses me off :mad:

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cohiBA: I like linkswarm the way it is for the most part but hey sounds like everyone is excited about updating it so go for it. The only thing that bugs me is when you hover your cursor over a link and get the description of the link, it dissappears after like 5 seconds. That meepin pisses me off :mad:

Pisses me off, too, especially since I love that feature and tend to stuff a lot of auxiliary info into link hover tooltips. It's your browser's fault. Every browser handles that tooltip differently and none of them leave the tooltip up as long as I'd like. I could override it with some tooltip scripting code but it'd be a fair bit of work. Nice nudge though -- I should probably put that on the list.

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Thanks, yea that's truly like my only qualm. No offense, but I don't really like most of the new stuff you're talkin about incorporating into linkswarm 2.0. Not to belittle your hard work, but in my opinion the new banner is weird and not as unique as the current one, and just in general it sounds like ur just tryin to pack as many cool tricks into it as you can which i think would just make it too difficult to navigate, and probably somewhat of an eyesore. I used to have a myspace back in the day, but once they started packin it full of meep, I was out of there, and I fear something similar could happen with this. Maybe just keep in the back of your head the principal of less is more? It seems to work well from my experiences :P

cohiBA: No offense, but I don't really like most of the new stuff you're talkin about incorporating into linkswarm 2.0. Not to belittle your hard work, but in my opinion the new banner is weird and not as unique as the current one, and just in general it sounds like ur just tryin to pack as many cool tricks into it as you can which i think would just make it too difficult to navigate

Oddly, I always presume Vas is trying make this piece more easy to navigate and user friendly across the board. The world always screams when (your favorite website) changes, but a few months later, you can't remember what you were rebelling against.

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cohiBA: Thanks, yea that's truly like my only qualm. No offense, but I don't really like most of the new stuff you're talkin about incorporating into linkswarm 2.0.

Duly noted. Until I build in a low-fi view, give browsing without CSS a shot. Zero frills out the yin/yang.

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haha true that, just voicing my skepticism. I'm afraid of CHANGE

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big fan of minor tweaks tho.

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vasudeva: It's your browser's fault.

Is there a browser tweak that we can apply? FF and Chrome display TT's for only a couple of seconds on my WinOS but the same browsers leave the TT's up for as long as I hover with LinMint. I'd like it to work the same on both. It's a handy feature that becomes a PITA when it doesn't stay up long enough to read.

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linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
graycube
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
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HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
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Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
linkswarm
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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