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<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-10-27 at 00:07:33, bigdoug2005 craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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:|
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+




Jan18 '07
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jah mon, i got you, and i got one more in case anyone is interested
Jan18 '07
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Gimme pls.
edit: w00t
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Jan18 '07
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Well, we put that baby to bed.
Jan19 '07
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I've got a demonoid invite to give away, as well. Lemme know.
Also, has anyone else tried out the new BitTyrant release? I'm liking it so far.
Jan19 '07
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hey ive got one more invite, whos logged in right now and wants one?
Jan19 '07
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I like free things. I can offer nothing in return (except maybe sodomy)
Jan19 '07
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hook me up if you want. thanks.
in exchange I'll tell people you're not a meep.
Jan19 '07
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This is a pretty awesome site, I already found 4 or 5 albums that I could never find anywhere else. I'm also uploading a bunch of meep now, which took me forever to figure out how to do correctly.
And I already got warned :(
Jan19 '07
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Oink is pretty sweet, especially for e-books. The music's a little spottier, unless you really love that generic Euro-techno stuff and/or don't mind being exposed to it whilst rooting around for deathmetal.
Haha, for what?
Jan19 '07
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I was posting music mostly, and I posted what is basically a rare old demo tape that was never released. Well they have a bitrate minimum of 192kbps, and these MP3s were 160. I'm not sure a copy exists at 192 anymore, so I posted it anyway. (Oh yeah I also had to lie that it was 192)
Now I can't upload anything for a week. It only took me an hour to break a rule.
Jan20 '07
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tisk tisk, I tried uploading some electronic car part databases and got yelled at in a comment.... its hard to keep a good ratio on oink, way to many seeds on most stuff. Its almost like you have to guess at which torrents will people popular and be on of the first to hop on.
Jan20 '07
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It's exactly like that. Avenue #2 is to find something of your own that people may like, and seed it. That way it's all upload.
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<span class="post_was_edited">On 2007-10-27 at 00:07:56, bigdoug2005 craps baby wotak monkeypigeon</span>
Jan20 '07
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if you have the bandwidth to spare, you can roll the dice and download to seed, heres what i do:
browse, show all, sort by leechers, look for the torrent with the most leechers and the least seeders (preferably 1 or 2) and most importantly , no one above 50% completed, if your connection is good and you have good upstream you should come out on top ratio wise, also make sure the torrent hasnt been up for too long as it may be dead
hopefully this was helpful and if not i hope i didnt insult anyones intelligence
Jan21 '07
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yes please on oink.me invite :P
Jan23 '07
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Anyone happen to have a invite to MY meep IS RIPPING
Jan24 '07
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OK, make fun of my groveling, but I gotta try.... See, I got a 20 hour plane ride, need some coveted audio books, way too cheap to buy them on audible or elsewhere, and Demonoid and Oink just don't want me.
Don't know anybody that would offer an invite.
Would appreciate an invite to Demonoid or just abuse me for asking, cause I deserve it. Not sure what Oink has to offer in terms of audiobooks, so I'm not begging for that invite. Won't abuse invite, cause I got lots to offer.
FWIW, even though I just reg'd with LS, I have been lurking for some time (2+ years). Not gonna embarrass myself or anyone by saying how great this site is.
Thanks or no thanks R
Jan24 '07
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Explain why you DESERVE an invite.
And demonoid invites are hard to rack up, so giving them away is silly. I would gladly trade though, seeing as how I probably won't listen to audiobooks (reading suits me just fine most of the time).
and just a note - demonoid will often have open registrations on fridays.
and on another note - I'm not sure if you've ever THAT GUY'S meep IS RIPPING
Jan24 '07
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Um, perhaps my writing skills aren't of the highest quality, but my complex sentence structure should be read as the following:
Would appreciate an invite to Demonoid. Or, just abuse me for asking.... because I deserve it.
So, my writing style indicates a groveling request, but recognition that I should and would be abused for even asking. meep, even I'm kicking my own meep for asking...
But you see, I know of the open invite Friday, but my flight leaves on Thursday. If it left on Saturday... meep, I'd be in great shape.
I completely understand why nobody would invite me... a total f'ing stranger, no credibility, with the potential of ruining you own account.
Funny thing is, I'm too cheap to pay Audible the $15 to get these two titles. How crazy is that? Anyway, thanks.
Jan24 '07
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guitarjon123,
If it suits you, could you email me so we can discuss a trade?
Thanks, BDiW
Jan24 '07
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Yeah, you're in a tough spot. I haven't really used Demonoid much, but if they let invitees' behavior affect the access of the inviter, I'd say you need someone who feels lucky, punk. Me, I don't often feel this particular brand of lucky.
Spend the $15. Easy solution. It's not like you're taking a chance on the media -- you know you want it. Then come back here and cuddle some meep and see if you can beg up an invite when you're not in a hurry.
Jan24 '07
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Awww, no meep to cuddle now? I will take your advice and pry the $15 from my tightwad wallet. Eh, while I'm being foolhardy with my retirement savings, maybe I'll donate to LS while I'm at it.
Jan24 '07
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Jan24 '07
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P.S. I'll take any spare invites to whatever anyone's got. PM me your terms.
likewise
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1 demonoid invite to the next person who responds... Im feeling lucky, dont make me regret it
Jan28 '07
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Hey Doug, Can i have the invite? help appreciated. thanks in advance
Jan28 '07
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Giving meep away brings the lurkers out of the meepen woodwork
Jan28 '07
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I also have 3 demonoid invites to the first 3 who want it.
Since you could potentially meep up my account you must either be: Alpha (with some exceptions), someone I know/trust, or someone with a worthy trade.
pm for code
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Jan28 '07
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I'm just going to go ahead and give away Jon's secret code here, cause I don't give a meep.
It's 7/11.
Jan28 '07
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dude, how could you?
Jan28 '07
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hey, sorry, does anyone have a OiNK invite they could send me, im due to get an invite on a site soon that can be passed on soon in exchange. Thnks
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Jan28 '07
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hey ive got a bunch of invites from learnbits.org, relatively new tracker, specializes in education (mainly IT meepe so far), anyhow those of you who are feeling benevolent and may also have large upstream to spare may be inclined to join. i spend a lot of my time porting meep from oink or demonoid to learnbits and vice versa thus my accounts are continually showered with invites.
pm if interested
Feb02 '07
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ok, demonoid's ratio tracking system sux, any suggestions as to how i can be credited for my uploads?
Feb02 '07
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yeah, I hadn't been paying much attention to my ratio, then I noticed that it hasn't been updated in about a year.
I read that most people have luck by making sure to log in (thats how it connects your IP to you username to bittorrent) then make sure to manually stop your torrents at least twice a day so it sends the upload/download data to demonoid. People say to make sure you have been logged in for a while and browse some torrents before you stop your active torrents. Demonoid isnt a live tracker and only updates once a day.
Didnt work for me, might be worth a shot though. At least I had a nice ratio when it stopped reporting.
Feb03 '07
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Mundhra: Thanks for the demonoid invite.
Vas: Ditto the Oinkmeeps.
The only problem I'm having is with Oink. No one is leeching any of the meep I download, and my ratio is permastuck at .227 :<
I even grabbed some meep I had no interest in just to try and boost my ratio, but no cigar.
On the Demonoid side of things, my ratio was like 576,768-1 for the first couple of days (megaw00t), but has now normalized to like 211-1.
I think I'll try buying my way into a few other private trackers and see what else is out there, if for no other reason that to throw an invite back to Mundhra :>
Feb10 '07
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Just bumpin this in case anyones got any invites... I'd like to join both Demonoid and Oink at some point.
Feb10 '07
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guys
puretna
guys
Feb10 '07
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since when does puretna need an invite?
Mar02 '07
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So it seems I'm a little late to this here party, but if anyone does have an oink invite can you please hoox me up? thanks
Apr02 '07
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ok im feeling generous, since most of my initial invitees were idiots and got kicked from oink, i now have two more, who here is a bandwidth titan deserving of such?
also ive still got four learnbits.org invites, theyve got reasonable material as well but they arent nearly as prolific as oink. for those rare people who do enjoy uploading please take one.
Apr13 '07
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I'm a bandwidth titan deserving of such. Did I read right OiNK has ebooks? I've got 10 gigs worth to unload. I am worthy.
I realize that my embryonic existence to this website severely diminishes my chances that you will accept my request but I figured it's worth a shot. ;)
Apr13 '07
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I wonder if that's the same 10gb ebook torrent that allowed me to get a 2.0 ratio on there, from which I have leached my meep off with no fear. Is it all one torrent?
Apr13 '07
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No, I have collected all this junk from newsgroups throughout the years. It may have been or ended up in a torrent.
What kinda content was it?
Apr13 '07
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All computer technical meep.
Apr13 '07
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Aye, I got a ton of these devel books and meep too.
Looking through I just found another 6 gigs of medical text and procedures. I may have to skim through that.
I have a lot of Military teachings as well.
About the invite, I appreciate if you considered me, if not so be it. A buddy of mine just hit me up with one.
Apr14 '07
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Anybody else using allpeers? We could probably set up a nice little file trading shack around here.
Apr18 '07
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I'm not sure how to tell how many demonoid invites i have, but I have at least one. I also have 1 invite for Typhoon.
If anyones got a spare oink invite or something else cool I'd be glad to trade.
Apr19 '07
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So you're set. There's a "landspeed" on there but he registered in 2004. We should all add each other as friends on there and create an oink subcommunity where we stalk each other's torrents and discover we share no taste in common. You know, just to make it existential.
Apr23 '07
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I am interested in oink.me.uk and learnbits.org invites. I have some demonoid invites, they don't seem as concerned about ratios on there. I also have invites for Digital Hive, which at least has some decent speeds. Contact me however.
Apr25 '07
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that "new" elliot smith double CD "new moon" is pretty meeping cool.
much better than the than all the live meep that gets posted where he is all high and sloppy.
methinx it's still on the front page
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Apr26 '07
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there you have it, exactly.
I saw him once in LA so high on the horse that he forgot his own tunes.
:-\
May13 '07
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Any one outhere, got invites at oink.me.uk..?! I want.. badly. Please invite me..
May13 '07
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I have invites for Demonoid and Torrentleech.
If you have a compelling reason for me to bestow one or the other or both upon you, PM me.
If you're a non-pain-in-my-meep Alpha, you can just skip the compelling reason and send me a "Gimme one, meep" PM.
May18 '07
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does anyone have a good torrent site for ebooks? particularly older texts?
May20 '07
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I'm interested in oink, learnbits and demonoid invites.
PM if you have one.
May21 '07
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This thread is on page 2 if you google "oink.me.uk", which is probably why it keeps attracting leaches. Lame.
May22 '07
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Probably... but the more the merrier right?
Jun01 '07
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If there is any invite left for oink.me.uk... i have a big collection (hardcore, screamo, emo, indie, metal) mid 90s till now i would like to share.
greetz quibb
[email] quibb_user@web.de[/email]
Jun08 '07
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Thanks to Sugarslim for my invite. The DL speed is amazing and the choices are very interesting.
Bradley
Jun09 '07
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If anyone has an invite left for oink.me.uk please send one my way. I am a musician and i have a huge electronic library to share such as electro, trance, house, ambient, triphop, acid, experimental, industrial, CDM, and turntablism. I'm know a few music directors for radio stations as well so i get a large supply of unreleased cds. if you can help, my email is oprstu@gmail.com
thankyou so much
Jun09 '07
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???
What's the point of registering at a torrent site?
Jun11 '07
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Uh, to actually see what they have. Oink.me is a private tracker. If you aren't a member of the site then you can't even dl with the torrent. You don't have to be a member to use the torrents from a lot of other sites and that opens up a can of worms about reliability and prophylactic safety.