Clavis_Apocalypticae
Wow, Linkswarm members are so friendly (sarcasm). Just got this PM from Clavis:
Perhaps instead of meepting comments all over the site which are either meeping about old links, or obviously meant to be soliloquies rather than part of a discussion, you could consider one or more of the following options:
1. Start submitting some links of your own. This might lend a bit of much-needed cred when you go whining like a 2 year old girl with a skinned knee about the quality of the links that make the front page.
2. Start engaging in debate, discussion, or discourse. If you really just need to see a graphic representation of your thoughts, try Notepad or Word, and spare the rest of us your inane ramblings.
3. Get funny. 9/10's of what you've written thus far is just mindless, insightless drek.
4. Slow your roll and just troll. Maybe taking some time to just observe how the site works and how the members interact with one another would help you. Or not.
First of all, I obviously have not spammed the forums and warranted a warning.
Second of all I only responded to some of the links in what is known as a "comment". In case some of you have forgotten the meaning it is "a remark, observation, or criticism". Who said comments are meant to be restricted to cynical half-witted jokes meant to show how aloof you are? There are more than enough people posting in that fashion already.
I suspect the real problem is that he was offended by some of my anti-american comments. Poor little fella.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-08-29 at 08:48:39, The_Rat wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth</span>
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Or maybe you should listen to his advice.
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wow, dude. so that's what the definition of a "comment" is? holy meeping pedant, batman!
you've got your panties in a bunch, but clavis is actually overproviding. all he really needed to say is: 'you can be stupid or boring, but not both'
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-08-29 at 08:56:15, mundhra wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth</span>
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Wow. As if you weren't already meeping up enough. Let me stress how cool it is that you've taken an admin's private message telling you you're offtrack and posted it publicly. Crash and burn, meep Rogers.
At least you got started on #2.
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Maybe you should keep your PM's in your inbox and not post them for everyone to see how much of a sob you are. I'm not understanding why you publicly posted the PM in the first place, were you expecting us to flame Clavis?
It's apparent that LS will not work out for you.
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Or you guys could stop trying to keep your little clique so inbred?
"Behave exactly like us or you are not welcome". What is this, high school?
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or we could have the desire for more than just minimally acceptable interaction. your contributions are neither funny nor interesting, so what the meep do you really want? a thumbs up on your staggering mediocrity?
no thanks, dude.
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Oh good, one of these.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE! WALK OFF YOUR JOBS! PROLETARIAT UNITE!
Evidently you view suggestions on how not to be a worthless meepnose as being told you have to be exactly like everyone else here... which is either idiocy or sophistry.
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My god, it is exactly like high school here. Act in the exact same fashion as us or be treated like something stuck to the bottom of ours shoes.
You feel superior because you don't take anything seriously and make alleged "witty" and cynical jokes about the link? The only other comment that seems to have your approval is "inside" joke comments about your little clique.
Pardon me for using the comment section for something other than what you approve of.
Perhaps you should make it clearer on the registration page:
1) Do not bother registering. You are not part of our tiny 3l33t high school circle.
2) Do not use the comment section to make comments. Only cynical post attempting to display your wit is allowed.
Look at your own avatar before throwing that phrase around, lol.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-08-29 at 09:42:53, The_Rat wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth</span>
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Perhaps you should make it clearer by changing your username to Mediocre_Crapfountain.
Don't blame LinkSwarm because you post tired, mediocre dreck. The most brainpower you've ever expended to date was on thinking up mediocre, tired ways to characterize this community, which you have very little familiarity with, as elitist.
Oh. Zing?
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This is entertaining.
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What was the point of this thread, it would seem that you wanted to pantsmeep an admin in front of his own community, now you are all meepy because it backfires. I think you are the type of dude who just feeds off drama. Please don't stop though, watching you whine is funny.
Clavis gave you some good advice, it's the exactsame advice I see in many other sites of this type, asking posters to test the waters and ease themselves into the community.
EXHIBIT A: Good 'ol AmeriKKKa. Can always count on them for hate (as AmeriKKKan as apple pie) Nice non sequiter meep.
EXHIBIT B: I am sorry but a Transformers movie deserves Michael Bay. What meep will Hollywood put out next? A movie about snakes let loose on a plane? Way to stay current meepface, meeping poorly executed farkesque snakes on a plane joke.
EXHIBIT C: Exploding Apple batteries. That is one way to get rid of the cultural elite I AM GOING TO HOLD YOUR NOSE IN THIS meep AND CRAYOLA ALL OVER THE PROTECTIVE COVERS ON YOUR MOTHER'S COUCH, YOU DRAMA meep meepGOT.
IT'S OK, I UNDERSTAND WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO NOT BELONG, BUT THE PATH TO ACCEPTANCE IS NOT HIDING POOPLOGS IN THE TOILET TANK, OK?
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ZING ^3
What are you doing right now? If Linkswarm is a high-schoolish clique, as you allege, you seem to be falling very clearly into the complaining gossipy archetype of the clique reject. You are not the first to go down this path. Perhaps you should form a rival website that makes fun of all of our cynical witticisms. Just make sure it has a shoutbox.
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You arrogant children need to get over yourselves and take a long hard look at your behavior.
I had no idea that Clavis was an admin since his profile does not make mention of it, nor does the forum mention who the moderators are.
The fact that he is an admin makes his PM that much worse.
Notice how every inbred snob in this thread wears one of these tags?
Grow up.
High school should be behind you.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-08-29 at 10:30:42, The_Rat wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth</span>
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Dude, figure it out for yourself. Take it from one who knows. Meanwhile, just keep being defensive. Trust me, spilling blood in shark infested waters is the only thing more sure. But, most of all don't stop being you. There is nothing wrong with being stupid and boring, just being both at the same time. As the closest thing thing to a friend you are going to find here, here's my advice: Own it. Then, run with it. Here you never question authority directly, you run into it and and meep about it when the bruises begin to show. (I love you baby, I didn't mean to hurt you....) :cool:
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Why do you keep editing your posts?
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EDIT:
Maybe I should clarify that part of those emails. No one's actually hoping you'll be either one. If you're stupid in an entertaining fashion, good. If you're boring but educational, good. Both is a deadly combination. Try to be neither.<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-08-29 at 10:33:24, vasudeva wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth</span>
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Yes, I have noticed that.
Hmmmm...
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My god
What... what have we become.
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Ah so it is common for you treat people in this fashion.
You didn't develop into an arragont meep late in life, you were born that way. In that case you are excused.
Congrats high school kiddies. I shan't waste my time any more with people who are so smug and nasty. Typical inbred Yanks.
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Ahhh... one of these. These are a rarer and more befuddling subtype. I think it's common for Americans to think of the British as articulate and entertaining, but they have their retardeds like anywhere else, I suppose.
Peace out bra. Hope your time in American webspace didn't puncture any of your carefully-nurtured preconceived notions or hamper your ability to castigate 300 million people all at once using witless generalizations.
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And I've never thought of the link comments as a place for excellence. Sure, I strive for it there and many others do as well, but I think their very setup rarely allows for greatness. I solve this problem by not commenting on every meeping link I see.
But I'm not going to jump on somebody for being lame or stupid in them*. Rat hasn't said anything worth my attention, so I don't give a meep about his link comments.
*some exceptions apply
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i think the extremely low signal to noise ratio was beginning to stick in craws, as it is want to do.
The_Rat, i just don't get what you're trying to meeping do here. what is it that you want? i don't remember an offical linkswarm communique requesting The_Rat join and grace us with his presence. you walk into an established community that has pretty obvious social mores, fail to do enough lurking to the point that you're irritated and offended by the climate and customs, and then meep about it saying that is it us who are meeping lamos.
wait, you have figured it out.
it is common for us to treat idiototic meeps as such. sorry you couldn't get a meeping clue.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-08-29 at 10:56:05, mundhra wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth</span>
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Ah, you think I am British. You seem to be working nicely on your own generalizations.
No wonder you smug meeps must turn to the internet to look for friends of the same ilk. Your sort are the rejected type in real life.
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ah, but i rebut. if this is indeed true, how does it reflect on our scrappy protagonist?
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You take pains to type like them. If you're not one, then get your own personality, pickles.
ANYWAY, WELCOME BACK!
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YAY!
(VROOOOOM F)
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Actually you're pretty wrong here. The only person in this thread that is of the "rejected type" is me. And I don't really have a problem with you yet.
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I can't wait for Clavis to show up.
*rubs hands in gleeful, rat-like anticipation
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But can we first establish that we DO hate the British? Yes?
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It is both sad and amusing at the same time how you guys feel so superior in your little world of this website. Tiny little ants smug with themselves because they control the ant hill.
God forbid someone doesn't live up to your lofty "standards".
Thanks for such a warm reception. Great human beings all of you. Your moms would be proud of you.
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Congratulations on finally dropping below Sunny77 and baesparza on the Linkswarm popularity chart. It is swarmers like you who keep me from being the punchline of every joke. THANKS.
Oh man, we haven't had a good linkswarm meep-raping in a while...
OPEN UP NIGER!
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Baesparza has a sense of humor.
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I'm relieved that you aren't ;)
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Wait, it's both? AT THE SAME TIME? HOLY meep, LESSON LEARNED!
If we're pretending lofty emotional detachment, then I'd guess what's sad and amusing here is that you keep posting to this thread, despite your half-hearted/quickly-abandoned attempt to back out halfway through with your nose in the air, and despite the fact that you have nothing to say.
Seriously, many folk of your stature have come before you and fought this same exact battle -- and fought it much more bravely and with style.
Also, my mom thinks LinkSwarm is awesome.
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keep the dream alive, man!
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Going back to my earlier comment on your assumption of the "anti-clique reject" mentality, don't you seem to be becoming increasingly your own warm puddle of self-adulation in this thread? "Tiny little ants smug with themselves because they control the ant-hill"? Thats a smug meeping statement, and virtually everything you've said has a similiar attitude.
"You seem to be working nicely on your own generalizations. No wonder you smug meeps must turn to the internet to look for friends of the same ilk"
"You arrogant children need to get over yourselves and take a long hard look at your behavior"
"Congrats high school kiddies. I shan't waste my time any more with people who are so smug and nasty. Typical inbred Yanks."
"Poor little fella."
I can nearly picture your gigantic self-satisfied smile reflecting in the monitor as you write the words. Many people here are smug cynical meeps, but they usually also are willing to engage in intelligent, entertaining discussion. You seem mostly intelligent, I mean I enjoy your drippingly superior attitude, but its little more than that. So I think Clavis' comments are holding up until you should prove otherwise.
I think Frans would have something interesting to say about all this.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-08-29 at 13:16:27, acheron wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth</span>
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I bet you're one of those smug,smartassed, Rick Mercer loving Canuckistanians.
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