July Hate Thread
It's time again. Admin or noob, use this thread to meep about what's been bugging you lately. meep about me. meep about you. meep about the theme, the links, the spammers, the avatars, the summer slowness, the people who call threads forums, the lack of link category images, the reduction in meep links, the noobs, the lack of noobs, whatever. This is the dipstick I needle into the compost of your heart's fondest hatreds to see what the worms look like.
Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
Crapalicio+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
dragonstaf+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
:
middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
teh_blintz+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+




Jul24 '06
posts
149.1k rads
149090 rads
#
I hate that we don't have a sooper sekrit torrent tracker.
Jul24 '06
posts
7227 rads
7227 rads
#
I hate (in no particular order):
the fact that I have not had the time recently to participate in the swarm at previous levels. This is really nothing more than a recent workload change on my part, but it still pisses me off.
that Sunny77 continues to draw breath. I don't hate Sunny, per se, I just hate knowing that as long as she exists, the meep content in the gene pool will continue to increase.
anytime I look in the AQ and see a submission with the domain 'evtv1.com'. Instant -1.
finding something that looks swarm-worthy, then talking my self out of submitting it because in all actuality, it sucks. Then seeing that same item getting approved when submitted by some other meepabeefe. This really burns my meep. But again, this is my problem and my unwillingness to accept potential rejection.
that the promised LinkSwarm webmail doesn't work for me. But then maybe I'm just not holding my mouth right.
that we do not have a private torrent tracker (idea stolen from LK).
More to follow, i'm sure.
Jul24 '06
posts
17.3k rads
17297 rads
#
I really hate that we don't have a fleet of high-end gaming servers.
I also hate that I wasted soo many precious words and db table space on that worthless wotak journal.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-07-24 at 08:32:26, metatron wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth</span>
Jul24 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
I hate this thread.
Jul24 '06
posts
11.9k rads
11914 rads
#
i think the Linkswarm theme could use a bit of freshening. otherwise i shall continue my lemming existence.
/me puckers up to kiss vasudeva's meep
Jul24 '06
posts
61.9k rads
61905 rads
#
- that the promised LinkSwarm webmail doesn't work for me. But then maybe I'm just not holding my mouth right.
I'd hate this too except I wouldn't use mine if it did work right.
I mainly hate myself and that I'm not inspired or motivated to do great things or even semi-interesting things.
Jul24 '06
posts
21.1k rads
21144 rads
#
Jul24 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
I hate how I forgot my banking information thus postponing the setup of a PayPal account which means no alpha for me :(
The swarm though? Doing I pretty high notch job.
Jul24 '06
posts
39.9k rads
39860 rads
#
I hate the heat where I work. I hate the fact that Im broke 24hrs after payday. I hate rednecks who have confederate flags on their cars/trucks. I hate rednecks. I hate Republicans. I hate Demacrats. I hate Bush. I hate France. I hate the fact I cannot type or write my fantastic arguments/opinions as well as I can speak them. I hate the fact that man has continually and regularly meeped up every message that "God" has tried to share with us. I hate the fact that Wotak and Sunny77 are the same person. I hate it that Sofickingwat changed his name. I hate the FACT that every LK post is the exact opposite of innocuous.
But most importantly...I hate you, all of you.
Thanks, meepboX
EDIT: For appeasement.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-07-24 at 18:55:36, meepbox wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth</span>
Jul24 '06
posts
149.1k rads
149090 rads
#
Jul24 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
+1
If you want it to work, you need to wish REAL hard and click your heels together 10 times, and then email vas.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-07-24 at 12:19:05, Uart wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth</span>
Jul24 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
I hate that I can't search journal entries for text. I hate that the last person to ever pm me was beachgoat. I hate that I haven't photochopped anyone in a long meep time. I hate I missed having a beer with jwalker when I was in Cali.
Jul24 '06
posts
9698 rads
9698 rads
#
Ditto.
I remember when LS used to be the place to go for a whole variety of weird and fuked-up stuff, but I think that there's been a slow decline towards MOR content over the last year or so.
I personally attribute much of this to the creation of the AQ; I think that people don't necessarily think about what's best for LS when they're voting, they only think about what's best for them.
I am well aware of the very good reasons for having the AQ, but I still stand by my belief that a dedicated team of hand-picked link moderators who can approve/deny links with a single vote would result in much better front page content.
edit: punctuation. it still sucks though.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-07-24 at 14:10:36, Lefen wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth</span>
Jul24 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
Jul24 '06
posts
95.7k rads
95694 rads
#
I hate the fact that this website isn't what it was when I first started coming here. It used to be a bunch of people just talking smack/ trading insults/ tecnology talk. Noone ever got really to pissy about it no matter how rough things got. Nowadays it seems like one little whiny meep can take over the whole site for days before the dust settles instead of in the past where they get beat on in the past and then ignored. But I guess things like this tend to happen as the site grows and evolves from what it was.
....... I miss the good old days
Jul24 '06
posts
7407 rads
7407 rads
#
I really hate not being able to find the Dharma Initiative thread. This pissed me off for days until I finally found after rummaging through each members journals, one by one. meep that. Please add search functions to journals.
Torrent features would be awesome, considering I have well over 500 DVD's and would be more than happy to upload tons of them.
That's about it, yo.
Jul24 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
I agree with Dent. there have been a few times where I had to search forever for an old journal thread which was no longer on the front page.
I also miss reading the reasons for rejection during alpha voting, simply for the humor element.
It might be cool to still let us write reasons for rejection but not let the voters see each other's words while voting. perhaps make the total number of letters available smaller so the reason isn;t later listed as a long meep rant.
I imagine this would be a big hassle to set up. Just venting that I miss the humor. And I guess it's better that rejection_words are not there since other people's words can potentially sway a vote or two..
torrent woudl be titty. I have some rare stuff as well.
Jul24 '06
posts
25.3k rads
25296 rads
#
I will say again that LinkSwarm needs a chess room.
Chess room.
Jul24 '06
posts
21.1k rads
21144 rads
#
"Linkswarm.com: We have a chess room." ...yeah. I like the ring of that.
Jul24 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
I hate the age limit of the Linkswarm Annual Get Togethers
or is there?
Jul24 '06
posts
7407 rads
7407 rads
#
Mid 20's to 40's? Either you are 12 or 85. Either way, someone will meep you at the BBP.
Jul24 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
I'm not eighty five and I'm not twelve teen But I'll give you a hint I'm somewhere between
Jul24 '06
posts
2113 rads
2113 rads
#
I hate it that some of my link I submit don't even get to be rejected. Just magicly disappear. Like frosted lucky charms.. therre magicly delicious
And I don't hate but would like to know if there can be more the 2 theme choices?
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-07-24 at 18:17:08, Acidburn wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth</span>
Jul25 '06
posts
21.1k rads
21144 rads
#
'X'
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-07-24 at 19:41:42, guitarjon123 wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth</span>
Jul25 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
I hate the fact that as age becomes more prevelant I lose my temper at it and wish it and many others dead as the decay beneath last winter's door.
There was not ever a time in history remembered that held the amount of contempt, in cubic feet, that I do for the gasoline companies pillaging and raping my commodicus vicus! Shame! low, tar-filled lungs of shame, scraping the rocks at the bottom of the la brea.. A neon sign flickering, live nude girs, not enough to even get the L up but bleating electronica for an ozone dream.
Drown not my sorrows, but those that cause them.
Jul25 '06
posts
19.5k rads
19468 rads
#
Evidently the shipping company lost my Linkswarm t-shirt somewhere along the line. I hate that.
Jul25 '06
posts
253.9k rads
253910 rads
#
Would you believe I was going through my inbox today and mail #2 was yours from like Feb asking about the shirts, and I almost hit reply to tell you to keep the faith? But NOW you've BLOWN it. I'll call the local teen pimp guy at the shirt shop and see if he has the right sizes and colors again.
Jul25 '06
posts
7101 rads
7101 rads
#
Well, one thing I would love to see is the ability to see the links that you have submitted prior to them being voted on. This would allow you to:
A) Remove the link yourself if you notice its a repeat B) Test and fix a link you aren't sure will work (thus not getting slammed for posting a broken link) C) Allow you to change the URL (if you happen to find a cooler example of what you are trying to post, while investigating something in particular)
Just a thought...
Jul25 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
I hate July Like I have always said before I have no problem with this board, its like family, but I do see the bagging of some individuals that dont deserve it.
Myself being one of those poeples, i just ignore it and keep going on with my life.
Furry meep Edit: I kniw that fuel feeds the fire. there is alot of fire wainting for fuel. I nejoy the read and the occasional drunken stoned comments I leave, of course sometimes I wake up thinking I did something wrong online and have to check meep out...
Overall
Vas has been nothing more then compltly trusting to me and has never met me which is alot ore then I can say about people I know and see everyday!!!
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-07-25 at 01:47:31, wolfer wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth</span>
Jul25 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
:o ..I miss beachgoat..:o
Jul25 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
I hate it when I submit a perfectly time worthy link and it gets shot down.
I hate it when you sit on one of those automatic flushing toliets and while your sitting there the meeper flushes.
Is there a correlation going on?
Jul25 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
I still hate the loss of antenna kid:
Jul25 '06
posts
55.2k rads
55157 rads
#
Add this circletalking meepit to the list. :eyeroll:
I hate that LS is still PHP-Nuke powered. There's a plethora of far more extensible CMS out there. Treasure hunt?
I hate the sludgehumpers who feed trolls like Sunny77, Wotak, et al. If you ignore them, they go away. Do it.
I hate that I haven't been able to spend more IRL time w/some of you. I'm hoping to change that soon.
That's all I hate here. LS has managed to hold my flittering attention for over 3 years; a minor miracle in itself, and a testament to the POWAH OF THE SWARM.
EDIT: I forgot to throw my hat into the ring of nigers who wants da sooper sekrit torrent tracker. I have stuff, I want stuff.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-07-25 at 10:42:25, Clavis_Apocalypticae wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth</span>
Jul25 '06
posts
61.9k rads
61905 rads
#
Jul25 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
I just hate it when you submit a link.
And, yes, there is a correlation BECAUSE I AM THE TOILET-FLUSHER!!!
Jul25 '06
posts
55.2k rads
55157 rads
#
Or if they did, would fuk it up. There are 5(?) of us that do this every day, with every link (except those autoflushed into the Swarm's version of Dante's meep AQ); and as far as I know, we do a pretty good fuking job.
Jul25 '06
posts
253.9k rads
253910 rads
#
On the list. Under way to an extent. I've been working on bits at a time for months. It's a huge undertaking. I have to take a CMS that is nothing like the one we've been using forever and make it unjarring to transition to, and integrate 4-5 years' worth of hackery and feature adds to it.
OK, the RIAA gets the message, this website will be used to organize and commit crime ASAP.
Sadly, I think this is true. This is not something that's on my list to do anymore. Not that it won't be eventually, just that in the pile of meep I have to think about, this ain't visible. If you have a case to make in this regard, IM/PM/email me as opposed to making this thread all about this particular feature.
Jul25 '06
posts
3998 rads
3998 rads
#
I just haet LinkSwarm.
I have since it was a little window in MegaRad.
GLEEE!
Jul25 '06
posts
61.9k rads
61905 rads
#
I hate, absolutely hate, the old, old default smilies with the exception of :COOLSHADES:
Jul25 '06
posts
29.5k rads
29471 rads
#
I hate being beat down broke meep poor.
I hate that my lungs sound like an old worn out accordion and a routine EKG causes alarm bells to go off because of some bullmeep electrical misfiring in the chamber. I blame the B & C for this. And yeah, I hate him too.
I hate my bank.
I hate not being able to make up my mind about grad school.
I hate not having enough time to search out decent links to post to into the Swarm. I was swamped during the spring semester with crazy lab classes...
I hate my signature.
I hate my avatar.
Jul25 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
You. Pants Off. Now!
Jul25 '06
posts
95.7k rads
95694 rads
#
Jul26 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
Yeah so the T-Shirts, whatever happened to that? I hate that we don't have a sweet tshirt to wear to work on fridays so that people can ask me, "What's Linkswarm?...And what's up with that weird blue baby?!?!"
I also hate that I can't get hte meepin email to work. I'd use it if it did, and it had pop3 access.
I hate that people get all angry and meep and then get all ghey. Pick one!!
I hate that we don't have any kewl web 2.0 features like...wait what's web 2.0 anyways.
I would like to repeat my hatred for the lack of apparel, including t-shirts, hats, meep rings, coffee mugs, posters, bumper stickers, assorted action figures of the admins (anatomically correct) etc etc
I hate that we don't have a FireFox extension but Fark does. I tried to make one but it was hard os I quit, I hat that too.
I hate that you can't send someone a virtual hug.
I also hate that our IRC chat room is somehow blocked by my work IT meeps.
I hate that I can't surf teh swarm at werk unless I use TOR and Privoxy.
I hate that 1337 sp3k is all ghey now.
I think...I think that's all...for now.
I hate that we don't have a MONTHLY I LOVE THREAD!!!
hugs
Jul26 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
See my earlier post on this matter.
Its the excuse for why certain websites don't work in my browser. Its not because they're poorly constructed -- they're "Web 2.0"
Gayest term ever.
Sure you can... in fact, check your PMs!
Jul26 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
I hate it when someone gets textwarred and then stops commenting on links and in forums, conceivably to hide their shame and decrease the value (in terms of hilarity payout) of the time I spent plotting against them.
Jul26 '06
posts
21.1k rads
21144 rads
#
Yeah, this has made my elmo sad. It says a lot about a person when they can't roll with a mild textwar, those meep.
Jul26 '06
posts
61.9k rads
61905 rads
#
Closing window immediately after this post.
Jul26 '06
posts
18.5k rads
18536 rads
#
Yes, agreed. Fo sho.
Aug29 '06
posts
28.8k rads
28790 rads
#
the practice of putting usernames in forum thread titles is completely played out.
Aug29 '06
posts
95.7k rads
95694 rads
#
I hate the fact that theres no smoke rising from you cigarette
I also hate that its August and this is the July Hate Thread
Aug30 '06
posts
9934 rads
9934 rads
#
I hate when you post to a forum, that it takes you back to either page 1 or the forum index...that really bugs me.
I know it's August, but it still sucks.
Aug30 '06
posts
0 rads
0 rads
#
Yeah, but that sucked back in July, so its all good.