2006 Semi-Annual LS Awards
It's around that time again, and nominations are underway. Categories for candidates will include, but not be limited to, asshattery, meep glory, boobies, sandy vaginas (wotak wins this by default), as well as any other categories you feel necessary in this matter.
Gifts for those attending will be administered by supreme overseer, vasudeva. meep penetration courtesy of meepNinjaMcDeath.
RSVP ASAP!
Everyone is invited, excluding qwerty, gagme, freakbass, and beachgoat (unless he can manage to control his alzheimers).
Let the ceremony begin!
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Crapalicio+
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
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Horrible thread of the year award
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I nominate this THREAD OF THE WEEKEND, YAR.
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http://www.youtube.com/v/WcnyEMq961c
Jun30 '06
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There is complete lack of structure here, Sunny my hunny.
Do we choose categories then nominate then vote? Or do we all just pile in with winners of random categories?
More leadership pls!!
(btw best Brit = Lefen ^0^)
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This wins the "Most justifiable use of the Crapyard" award.
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Just cos you aren't up for an award yet ;)
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Whichever order you prefer, sir.
4 the w1n!!!
^ You really meant it! :')
EDIT: LK for Best Canadian Yeti
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-06-30 at 13:57:31, sunny77 praised Jejus</span>
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I like this.
If left to flourish, this will become a BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL FLOWER WHICH SHALL SURELY PROVIDE HOURS OF ENJOYMENT IN RETURN FOR YOUR NURTURING.
Jun30 '06
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Isn't this the way it's always done? Would everyone would like to look very official and professional about it? In this case, perhaps lefen's format would be more effective.
and jesus, vas...please take off that textwar. Please?
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-06-30 at 14:04:39, sunny77 praised Jejus</span>
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Beachgoat: Most Shameless Sympathy-beggar. Worst Going-away Record.
Sunny: Worst Going-away Record (runner-up). Most Desperate IM/Phone Stalker.
SFW: Best Comeback Like He Never Went Anywhere, Heralded By Bizarrely Robotic Forum Thread. Award.
Metatron: Best "Dad Touched My Fuking Taint, On Purpose" Story award.
Xihilisk: Most Dedicated To Saving Face award. Best Backup Wotak award.
MollyMillions: meeping Timewarp Comeback award.
Azron: Best comeback, period.
Kahuna: Definitely Getting Punched In The meep Tonight ribbon.
Jun30 '06
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I second all of these
Jun30 '06
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LAL. It was fun feeding on chex's paranoia. Jon's, too. But I never really went away, you know.
YAY! The awards keep rolling in.
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-06-30 at 14:34:41, sunny77 praised Jejus</span>
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OMG I am so paranoid about everything, it's not even funny. D:
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You really are. Just because I actually am who I say I am doesn't give you any reason to get all hyped up about things.
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I nominate you for this year's 'Retarded meep with most disgusting on-screen STD' award.
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Which makes it all the more dreadfully appropriate. Your record of going-away (i.e. the lack thereof) is most distressing.
Jun30 '06
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And you sir, from me, WIN the meep meep Waffle Award for being Fantastically GHEY.
Jun30 '06
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Who gets the nominations for foxiest male and female Swarmers nominee?
Autoshoes is pretty hawt, so he gets my vote.
Dumbskull gets ghostie's vote.
Jun30 '06
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You can't speak for me.
Nocal gets my vote for foxiest unimeep unit shifter.
Jun30 '06
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Speaking of nocal, where the meep has that meep been? If of course he's not still road-tripping across the nation...
Jun30 '06
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Good, I'll wear my taintpants.
Most meeping IRC bot markoving: (3 way tie) Marf, Guitarjon, meepbox (you meeping @markov meepgots).
Jun30 '06
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Sunny wins the Drilled by Dadsy, and will reduce everything to the elements that reflect interaction with my meep award.
Jul01 '06
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Winner of the Most Pathetic Attention meep award is....sunny77
Winner of the Face That Looks Like It Has Been Scraped With A Dull Trowel award is....sunny77
Winner of the Condition Zebra Circle meep award is.... Drum roll please...sunny77
Jul01 '06
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Winner of Lasagna.....Hobo
Jul02 '06
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He's back in San Francisco having meep-meep with the other queers. When in Rome...
I nominate myself for the "who gives a meep about these awards" award.
Jul02 '06
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I nominate sunny77 for 'Most likely to be a fifteen year old latent homomeepual-
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Second.
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Now it does.
+1
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Not after Trollerskates emailed me and asked that I Crapyard her thread.
Jul02 '06
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Arrr,her be a cheap meep after your man juices.
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OH LOLZ!
Jul03 '06
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And I had such high hopes for this thread.
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i nominate that one new guy for emo-iest
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magicchex - Avatar with hairiest meep.
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We can do better than giving awards for the new guy being emo and chex's avatar's meep being hairy.
Jul03 '06
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...and yet no submission to prove your point! Touche!
Jul03 '06
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Would you like a 'weakest-remeepal' award?
Jul03 '06
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The Linkswarm Pimp of the year goes to: METATRON!!!
Jul03 '06
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Award for most cruel and unforgiving: World
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OH THE PAIN!!!!
:(
Jul04 '06
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Someone needs a puppy
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Dinozoa: Would you like a 'weakest-remeepal' award?
Nah. I would prefer a 'Hugest meep of the Swarm' award... Sadly, I don't think I will win tear
Jul04 '06
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the gayest linkswarmer is...(fill the blank)
Jul05 '06
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GUSTAF!
Blank Filled.
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FIXT
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Re'fixt.
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SUPERFIX'T!
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I think this thread might be a good idea, but the adverse history of the poster may ruin said Idea. Possibly if she/whatever were to direct Idea with a little more content, we may be able to gain something more from this little venture.
Step up, meepercup, or leave the bees WAITING.
Jul06 '06
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Most Tired Sig EVAR: DePortal -Wanna get laid? Why don't you crawl up a chicken's meep and wait?-
WTF, are we partying like its 1989?
Jul06 '06
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That email was directed towards meepnurass's irrelevent posting of youtube.
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the biz is always on topic, meep.
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Here are a few nominations just to toss some gas on the mediocre fire:
Hobo: Most swarmers in one
Kahuna: Most Swarmer
Mundhra: The Strawberry Shortcake Sunshine Award
Loki: The Your political/ ethical/ religious beliefs make perfect sense to
me Award
DumbSkull: The It requires a doctorate to be able to cuss so eloquently Award
And I think I still qualify for the most spectacular breakup and grisley aftermath award thanks to Ded Carol
Jul07 '06
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I nominate the many shades of gray that make up this site.
Nominate, meep, I award PHP-Nuke for it's tireless service and undying commitment to the swarm.
Oh, and I nominate SFW for 'Best use of an eye-patch-in-real-life' award. SFW, where the meep are you?
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manbunnybee... it's half man, half bunny, and half bee