A wierd day today
To start off, I work at an airport. Watch planes take off and land all day. Today a 747 made 4 approaches and aborted at the last second every time. What makes it wierd is 747 never ever ever come to Long Beach for any reason. 2nd wierd thing is I walk out on the flight line and see not 5, not 6, not 7 but 12 cop cars of all models on our ramp. I'm thinking"Cool, someone snuck into the airport again". So I hang out and an aircraft shows up on our ramp. I can't mention the tail number "N1NA" but when they landed the cops all swarmed the outside of the plane. Expecting Bin Laden in handcuffs to be escorted off the plane. Instead they start off loading cases of dynamite! WTF? Who flys around with dynamite on a plane, none the less cases of it. I did some research and found out the plane is registered to NASA. Why would NASA have cases of dynamite on there airplane.
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
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Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
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HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
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however much is in a can of coconut cream
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Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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They are planning to outdo bin laden and launch a shuttle filled with TNT into afganistan. Though I'm sure it would be easier and cheaper to build small rockets filled with explosives and aid them at specific targets....
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I'm waiting.
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What use would NASA have for its own 747? Or dynamite for that matter?
Edit: Ah, the 747 wasn't NASA's. Still.
You may be compromising national security and Jack Bauer ain't gonna like that meep.
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Something to do with the impending meteorite strike/tsunami?
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N1NA @ FAA
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I had no idea all this was available on the net. That was fun.
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Go for the triple-take.
It doesn't seem like any mystery why NASA would want planes for transport... They don't just hop in the shuttle to jaunt from Kennedy to JPL. Google claims N1NA is a NASA Gulfstream rather than a 747.
Maybe the dynamite crates are a ruse. They're actually transporting something deadly/valuable/irreplacable and super-secret. They obviously aren't going to label it as such, but what to label it as?
Label it as something innocuous like laundry detergent and the bad guys will wonder why the police are escorting that -- it must be worth stealing.
So you (mis)label it as something that would warrant a police escort, but which does not appear to be worth the risk of stealing from the g-men. Safe cargo!
Another mystery solved before lunch.
Maybe I'll tackle that JFK thread by dinner.
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watch what you say - you might get dooced.
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So you work at an Airport but mistake a Gulfstream for a 747....
What are you, a tea-boy?
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He said: "So I hang out and an aircraft shows up on our ramp." He didn't say it was the same aircraft that he observed making several aborted landing attempts. The 747 and N1NA are separate (and probably unrelated) incidents.
There is nothing to see here. Move along, citizen.
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I stand corrected!
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Oops; me, too.