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  • Steel
  • Apr18 '06

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Cracked/Incredible Website Ideas

Anyone out there have a dream to build some sort of new site different from the rest... Something interesting or moderately stoopid?

Please share, we shall discuss...

Here is my thought.

I think there is no real way this could be done, however

I would call my site www.lasthumanstanding.com

(lastmanstanding.com is some stoopid Karate website)

anyhoo... This website would somehow have an acuate population could world wide. When ever kids are born they would be added (I know...Not feasable)

When ever people die they would be logged...

There would be a huge counter at the bottom, and you would be able to see graphs and trends.

Say there was a disaster killing 1000, 10000 whatever, that would be logged and friends and family could come later to update names if they have them, if they dont then they would just be unknown dead....

I mean over in the Middle East it seems like there are daily bombings taking out 5, 12, 37

That meep has to add up? Is the population dropping over there?
Bus full of religious people crashes in Mexico killing 67.

1 Kid dies every (insert unicef commercial here).

I just think it would be cool and morbid to see if all these disasters... mudslides, hurricanes, bird flu, civil unrest are causeing an actual decline in the human population... Or are we going strong...

I'm sure this site will never exist...

Whats your idea?

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  • Uart

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If only they took a census daily.

  • JohnLenin

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I have come up with one idea involving pizza, but it's actually a really good idea...so it a seeeeccccrrrreeeettttttt .

  • Gustaf

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guitarjon123: I have come up with one idea involving pizza, but it's actually a really good idea...so it a seeeeccccrrrreeeettttttt .

Don't tell me you want to make a website that makes pizza based on meepual preference

  • vasudeva

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I thought it might be cool to run a website where Canadians never posted.

It didn't work out though.

I'd do something like this . It's topical, filled with cool links and premo e-rants.

  • mundhra

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vasudeva and m.a.m. == DOUBLAY LOL

  • SexNinja

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vasudeva: I thought it might be cool to run a website where Canadians never posted. It didn't work out though.
middle_aged_man: I'd do something like this . It's topical, filled with cool links and premo e-rants.

Wow, I went blind for a second there.

I'm sure this site will never exist...

SORRY CHAMP

  • Steel

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Its ok... Im disappointed daily

A website where people can post pictures of uncles.

that sounds interesting to me. I seem to remember a few alleged real_time website counters. Let me see if I can find one right now, in real time..

found one

here's another

Maybe grab the info from these sites and combine with disaster data, make it fashy, cool. funny, disturbing.

I would bookmark it! :)

Say there was a disaster killing 1000, 10000 whatever, that would be logged and friends and family could come later to update names if they have them, if they dont then they would just be unknown dead....

This is actually cool. Maybe you could make a site on which everybody has to log in ("got aids?" question after login in the african version) to confirm that he isnt dead yet. If not he is officially deceased (which leads to iamnotdead.com which makes a lot of money to reactivate the accounts.

I mean over in the Middle East it seems like there are daily bombings taking out 5, 12, 37

Suicidal Bomber Hall o Fame!

When ever kids are born they would be added

With YouTube Webcam Video of the Birth. To see your Childs first written words on the net (so called "Babyblogs") will be a very touching moment. Plus it will lead to a site, that collects the immense amount of data produced by "the new generation", and scans it for fragments of shakesbeers writings. The same with monkeys.

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
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