Lohan Interview

I get to interview Lindsay Lohan tomorrow morning along with some other college editors. She's promoting her new movie, and the whole thing will take place in a chatroom. Any question suggestions?

Ask if we can gangbang her.

how about you go and get yourself a bacon cheeseburger, stat?

Honestly, I can imagine no portion of her brain possessing contents I am curious about.

Though I suppose you could ask her something about how the nature of celebrity turned her status as a failed short-term pop singer into a longer-than-average stint in the public eye based wholly (as far as I can tell) on her physical appearance.

Followup question: "To what extent do you feel your plastic surgery has expedited this process?"

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-04-18 at 08:34:27, vasudeva enjoyed furrymeep</span>

Ask her where she sees herself in five years.

Ask at what age she knew she wanted to be a vaipd meep when she grew up?

Though I suppose you could ask her something about how the nature of celebrity turned her status as a failed short-term pop singer into a longer-than-average stint in the public eye based wholly (as far as I can tell) on her physical appearance.

If memory serves, she was a child actress before anything else. I think she was in Jumanji and some other meep. Basically, she's a child star turned failure pop singer turned actress in super meepty films.

I might ask business type questions. I think I heard something once about her being emancipated because her parents / managers were meep ups. Who manages her money? I'm guessing she has a publicist, and a manager, and an agent? Does she get a lot of offers to act? Does she have to turn down a lot of offers? Has Hollywood changed since she was a child? Does she think her early money and stardom have had effects on her current life?

nocal: If memory serves, she was a child actress before anything else. I think she was in Jumanji and some other meep. Basically, she's a child star turned failure pop singer turned actress in super meepty films.

Kirsten Dunst was in Jumanji. IMDB has Lohan's first movie as "The Parent Trap" in 1998. But your point is well taken.

Well taken indeed, sailor.

Frans should interview her.

ghostrider: Frans should interview her.

Splendid idea!!!

1. Ask her if she feels that Kenya, Uganda, and Tanzania will fast-track the implementation of a common currency as they previously agreed five years ago, and if it would be a mistake if they didn't.

Because, you know, the Institute of Policy Analysis and Research (IPAR) has ruled out the possibility of a single currency by 2009 because the three countries have failed to follow the roadmap towards the establishment of a single monetary union.

Ask her if she'll lick my asshoel while I whack off in her hair for $1000.

Ask her if Fez ever meeped her in character....

Ask what happened to her beautiful breasts.

Ask her if she likes her meep diddled while while she is throwing up dinner.

You people are disgusting.

I think you should ask her why she continues to promote teen anorexia and meepty behavior

Gustaf: I think you should ask her why she continues to promote teen anorexia and meepty behavior

Who doesn't promote teen anorexia and meepty behavior?

well, I'm not anorexic, but i did get laid last monday. and im not fat either, just to let you meep ups know.

sunny77: well, I'm not anorexic, but i did get laid last monday. and im not fat either, just to let you meep ups know.

WHY THE meep DO WE CARE? WHY ARE YOU POSTING IN THIS THREAD ABOUT SUCH DISGUSTING THINGS AS SOME DUDE GETTING HIS meep LOST IN YOUR SWAMP-BOG OF A HERPETIC meep? WHY?!

magicchex:

Gustaf: I think you should ask her why she continues to promote teen anorexia and meepty behavior

Who doesn't promote teen anorexia and meepty behavior?

Lindsay Lohan - How To Dress Like A meep For Church And the nipple slip that is becoming a standard stunt for pop singers

And finally shows Lohan and Richie smacked up and skinny.

sunny77: well, I'm not anorexic, but i did get laid last monday. and im not fat either, just to let you meep ups know.

Tricking retarded kids into meeping you isn't cool.

sunny77: well, I'm not anorexic, but i did get laid last monday. and im not fat either, just to let you meep ups know.

You might not be FAT but you are a jock strap-licking, shanky-assed meep hag, meep-brained ATTENTION meep!!!

meepING meep!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

^^ So THERE !

I get to interview Lindsay Lohan tomorrow morning along with some other college editors. She's promoting her new movie, and the whole thing will take place in a chatroom. Any question suggestions?

How did it go?

meepNinjaMcDeath:

... and the whole thing will take place in a chatroom.

How did it go?

will take place in a chatroom.

a chatroom

Congratulations meepNinja, you were very convincing as Lindsay Lohan if I do say so myself.