Random LS Stats
GDR has the most-commented journal, with 995 comments.
Kahuna has the most comments on links he's submitted, with 5698 comments.
I'm second with 5584.
I've used some form of the word 'meep' in the forums 629 times.
Second is dumbskull at 256 (fuk).
fl_projekt, AKA fishpuncher, has had the most links rejected, at 323.
Kahuna is second with 277.
Dumbskull is third with 269.
Qwerty is fourth with 263.
meepninja is fifth with 191.
Cube has the most journal entries at 96. GDR is second at 82.
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queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton
BeachGoat
spankerchi+
Crapalicio+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?




Apr01 '06
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How about a QWERTY Suck-O-Meter?
Apr01 '06
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best-wrost rejection rating?
Apr02 '06
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Qwerty's suck-o-meter is at 96%, for an average of 6.7 suckings a week.
You have rejected 290 links and have approved 199 (snarkypantz).
I have approved or rejected 19411 links. I've clicked 'Do it' almost 20,000 mothermeeping times.
Wotak mentions himself by name the most in the forums, with 29 mentions.
Ghostrider has made the most sadfaces in the forums, with 47. This is per-post and doesn't count qwerty's habit of spamming his posts with 25 unsmileys.
Apr02 '06
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Damnit, unanswerable without more scripting than I'm prepared to do. Also tough because someone who has submitted one link and gotten it rejected will have a 100% bitterness rating, and there are almost certainly spammy types who have submitted 15 links and had them all rejected, so even a floor of 10 or 15 won't produce anything sensible.
Apr02 '06
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How many links have I deleted?
Also, how many searches have been performed? Any outstanding per-person stats that don't have 'anonymous' attached to them?
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-04-01 at 18:35:12, meepNinjaMcDeath enjoyed furrymeep</span>
Apr02 '06
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Dude, I'm emo. :(
Apr02 '06
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Unanswerable. When a link gets deleted, it's gone 4 lyfe.
Roughly 50,000 searches. You're #1 non-anonymous searcher with 463 searches since 10/27/2005 (when I last cleared out the table). I'm #2 with 291. Droopy669 (whut) is #3 with 110 and Kahuna is #4 with 92.
Apr02 '06
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How many times have I whined in the shoutbox about being banned from #megarad?
Apr02 '06
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Whats my ratio of meepty posts (not submissions) to ones that actually haven't involved me making a public apology for? :D
Apr02 '06
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You have 70 shouts in there since 09-06-2005, when I last cleared it. None of them, oddly, contain the words 'ban' 'megarad' or 'irc'.
13 of them reference qwerty.
Apr02 '06
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15:1
Apr02 '06
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What month is the most/least common for people to level up?
Apr02 '06
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Who has the most link comments? How many link comments are there?
Apr02 '06
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cool
i made it as a statistic
Apr02 '06
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Not unknowable, but my records on this are in email, which I am now too drunk to figure out how to do WTF with.
vasudeva | 5178 BeachGoat | 4743 ghostrider | 4658 meepNinjaMcDeath | 3077 azron123 | 3000
Those next two meepers are meep my heels, though I've had since 2001 to make link comments and often do so for administrative purposes.
Also, Azron's dead.
Total link comments: 83170
Haha mysql and beer.
Apr02 '06
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i'm going to go ahead and nominate me for the best rating...
Total Links submitted: 215 Total Links rejected: 8 Rejection bitterness rating: 3.7209%
Apr02 '06
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Mundhra's is actually better. You two do seem to dominate, however.
Apr02 '06
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hahaha, BOW
Total Links submitted: 331 Total Links rejected: 8 Rejection bitterness rating: 2.4169%
;)
Apr02 '06
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meep yeah!
Apr02 '06
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Number of times this avatar has been viewed?
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x+1
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Sorry g_d_r rong avatar.
Apr02 '06
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crapzor. Can you find out how many link modifications I and others have done?
Apr02 '06
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Most time spent on Linkswarm?
Most page refreshes?
Apr02 '06
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Nop. You know I love it when you do, though.
I can pageloads but it'll take a while. I'll "get back to you".Apr03 '06
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Total Links submitted: 198 Total Links rejected: 6 Rejection bitterness rating: 3.0303%
Not bad considering the number of people who claim to hate political links. And I know that at least a couple of those were duplicates.
Investigating this reveals that I have a balance of over 10k rads. Hmmm.
Apr03 '06
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Most pageloads since 2005-12-12:
meepNinjaMcDeath | 24618 | ghostrider | 20356 | vasudeva | 17157 | tantrum | 15604 | wolfer | 13800 | nocal | 13559 | Ragoo | 12931 | dreymers | 11882 | Dumbskull | 11838 | Pchimp | 10673 | mundhra | 10220 |
Apr03 '06
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Who has the most temporary bans? (either altogether or broken down by irc, shoutbox, forums, entire site, etc)
Who has the most submissions with the letter "y" in the title? (you DID say random stats)
What is the most popular search string?
Who has the most search strings with meepual references?
How many times has Marf been married?
Who has the most page refreshes during working hours? (i suppose using 8-5, can you do this by time zones? otherwise it won't be accurate)
Apr03 '06
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Qwerty has the most IRC bans by far, but since he likes to play whack-a-mole by using a different IP and coming right back in once we've banned his current IP, the data is all skewy. Meta has the most bans from a single IP, followed up close by guitar_jon, cube, bobo and then the LBP.
As for the site itself, a random handful of Forum spammers, Dumbskull once from the Forums for a week or so for leaping at the opportunity to derail threads, and Bobo once from the AQ for endeavoring on multiple occasions to use his Alpha powers to get broken links on the front page.
I did.
643 | vasudeva
581 | fl_projekt
576 | meepNinjaMcDeath 550 | LORDKAHUNA
445 | Dumbskull
Sadly, the most searched term is 'Search'. Second is 'porn'. Third is 'Paris Hilton'. Fourth is 'kims' whatever the meep that is. Fifth is 'internet serving linkswarm' cause that one meep.
Once for every carpetbagger still living in America.
Apr04 '06
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Giving the unsuprisingly high amount of porn searches, the answer may just lie in my clipswarm.
Who has been textwarred the most, ever?
Who has been textwarred the least? (out of people who logged in within the past 30 days) Work your admin magic....
Give us the top ten most daily consecutive logins for the last 12 months.
Who cusses the most in their journal entries?
This is fun.
Apr04 '06
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Who has started the most threads with the least replies?
Who uses the most hyperlinks in their posts?
Apr04 '06
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Searching for any form of the words meep, meep, or meep, which I'm guessing are the top three, the answer is evidently me, followed by MOMAD aka Marf, then Cube, then Dumbskull. This only counts journal entries, though, and not replies.
Apr04 '06
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What?! I dont get it. Why would someone search, for search?
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haha, ive just worked it out. Now i really wish i hadnt posted that.
Im leaving.
Apr04 '06
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For a while there one of the biggest traffic vectors were people searching Google for linkswarm.com. They weren't even searching for 'linkswarm'. They'd type 'linkswarm.com' into Google and grab the first hit... which was, of course... linkswarm.com.
Easier to do the other way around. I've started threads generating the most forum posts -- 3548 posts. Second is Kahuna with 1483 replies. Third is Ghostrider with 1089.
The inverse is even less interesting, because it comprises a bunch of people most of us have never heard of.
Name | Total replies Tshirts | 0 qster | 0 happymonkey | 0 Cronus | 0 GalaxyHunter | 0 dialjammer | 0 lordscarlet | 1 bulletinboardforum | 1 azazel- | 1 nastyemu | 1 lidunian | 1 soundnthefury | 1 Corporate1001 | 2 WildPlay | 2 coblivion | 2 apollo | 2 Juggernaut | 2 OdditySoftware | 2 toy84 | 2 creepo | 2
Out of that list, I recognize azazel, autoshoes, and OdditySoftware.
Links to the six zeroes' only threads: lol
To the forums?
vasudeva | 451 ghostrider | 161 mundhra | 137 LORDKAHUNA | 128 qwerty | 115
The bulk of mine are probably from the days of Megarad before we had the Swarm going.
In link comments? Ghostrider is first with 276. I'm second with 231. The great majority of these are links to imageshack, presumably wrapped around thumbnail versions of bigger pictures.
I've tried like four times now to figure out WTF you mean. The days on which we had max users logged in? The people who logged out then back in the most?
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Apr05 '06
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how could it clarify ?
you can see the usual suspects here almost every day
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Also, if I get you right, most people don't log out every night and then log in every morning -- the cookie stays good for some lengthy period of time which I can't recall off the top of my head but is certainly weeks. But there are a core of about 250-300 registered nigs that come around at least once every three days.
Apr05 '06
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How many times has meeper/niger/nig/other forms been said?
How many times has the word meep been said, and who has said meep the most?
Apr05 '06
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Who is the most common user of the term "bullmeep meep"?
Who's threads (that they've started) have resulted in the most replies that utilize the words, "meep, meep, meep," etc.?