Random LS Stats

GDR has the most-commented journal, with 995 comments. Kahuna has the most comments on links he's submitted, with 5698 comments. I'm second with 5584. I've used some form of the word 'meep' in the forums 629 times. Second is dumbskull at 256 (fuk). fl_projekt, AKA fishpuncher, has had the most links rejected, at 323. Kahuna is second with 277. Dumbskull is third with 269. Qwerty is fourth with 263. meepninja is fifth with 191. Cube has the most journal entries at 96. GDR is second at 82. Suggest others, maggots.

How about a QWERTY Suck-O-Meter?

best-wrost rejection rating?

Qwerty's suck-o-meter is at 96%, for an average of 6.7 suckings a week.

You have rejected 290 links and have approved 199 (snarkypantz).

I have approved or rejected 19411 links. I've clicked 'Do it' almost 20,000 mothermeeping times.

Wotak mentions himself by name the most in the forums, with 29 mentions.

Ghostrider has made the most sadfaces in the forums, with 47. This is per-post and doesn't count qwerty's habit of spamming his posts with 25 unsmileys.

guitarjon123: best-wrost rejection rating?

Damnit, unanswerable without more scripting than I'm prepared to do. Also tough because someone who has submitted one link and gotten it rejected will have a 100% bitterness rating, and there are almost certainly spammy types who have submitted 15 links and had them all rejected, so even a floor of 10 or 15 won't produce anything sensible.

How many links have I deleted?

Also, how many searches have been performed? Any outstanding per-person stats that don't have 'anonymous' attached to them?

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-04-01 at 18:35:12, meepNinjaMcDeath enjoyed furrymeep</span>

Dude, I'm emo. :(

meepNinjaMcDeath: How many links have I deleted?

Unanswerable. When a link gets deleted, it's gone 4 lyfe.

Also, how many searches have been performed? Any outstanding per-person stats that don't have 'anonymous' attached to them?

Roughly 50,000 searches. You're #1 non-anonymous searcher with 463 searches since 10/27/2005 (when I last cleared out the table). I'm #2 with 291. Droopy669 (whut) is #3 with 110 and Kahuna is #4 with 92.

How many times have I whined in the shoutbox about being banned from #megarad?

Whats my ratio of meepty posts (not submissions) to ones that actually haven't involved me making a public apology for? :D

HOBO: How many times have I whined in the shoutbox about being banned from #megarad?

You have 70 shouts in there since 09-06-2005, when I last cleared it. None of them, oddly, contain the words 'ban' 'megarad' or 'irc'.

13 of them reference qwerty.

DonQuixote: Whats my ratio of meepty posts (not submissions) to ones that actually haven't involved me making a public apology for?

15:1

What month is the most/least common for people to level up?

Who has the most link comments? How many link comments are there?

cool

i made it as a statistic

middle_age_man: What month is the most/least common for people to level up?

Not unknowable, but my records on this are in email, which I am now too drunk to figure out how to do WTF with.

meepnina: Who has the most link comments? How many link comments are there?

vasudeva | 5178 BeachGoat | 4743 ghostrider | 4658 meepNinjaMcDeath | 3077 azron123 | 3000

Those next two meepers are meep my heels, though I've had since 2001 to make link comments and often do so for administrative purposes.

Also, Azron's dead.

Total link comments: 83170

Haha mysql and beer.

guitarjon123: best-wrost rejection rating?

i'm going to go ahead and nominate me for the best rating...

Total Links submitted: 215 Total Links rejected: 8 Rejection bitterness rating: 3.7209%

Mundhra's is actually better. You two do seem to dominate, however.

hahaha, BOW

Total Links submitted: 331 Total Links rejected: 8 Rejection bitterness rating: 2.4169%

;)

I've used some form of the word 'meep' in the forums 629 times. Second is dumbskull at 256 (fuk).

meep yeah!

Number of times this avatar has been viewed?

fastlane: Number of times this avatar has been viewed?

x+1

Sorry g_d_r rong avatar.

Unanswerable. When a link gets deleted, it's gone 4 lyfe.

crapzor. Can you find out how many link modifications I and others have done?

Most time spent on Linkswarm?

Most page refreshes?

meepNinjaMcDeath: crapzor. Can you find out how many link modifications I and others have done?

Nop. You know I love it when you do, though.

tantrum: Most time spent on Linkswarm? Most page refreshes?

Total Links submitted: 198 Total Links rejected: 6 Rejection bitterness rating: 3.0303%

Not bad considering the number of people who claim to hate political links. And I know that at least a couple of those were duplicates.

Investigating this reveals that I have a balance of over 10k rads. Hmmm.

tantrum: Most page refreshes?

Most pageloads since 2005-12-12:

meepNinjaMcDeath | 24618 | ghostrider | 20356 | vasudeva | 17157 | tantrum | 15604 | wolfer | 13800 | nocal | 13559 | Ragoo | 12931 | dreymers | 11882 | Dumbskull | 11838 | Pchimp | 10673 | mundhra | 10220 |

Who has the most temporary bans? (either altogether or broken down by irc, shoutbox, forums, entire site, etc)

Who has the most submissions with the letter "y" in the title? (you DID say random stats)

What is the most popular search string?

Who has the most search strings with meepual references?

How many times has Marf been married?

Who has the most page refreshes during working hours? (i suppose using 8-5, can you do this by time zones? otherwise it won't be accurate)

freakmachine: Who has the most temporary bans? (either altogether or broken down by irc, shoutbox, forums, entire site, etc)

Qwerty has the most IRC bans by far, but since he likes to play whack-a-mole by using a different IP and coming right back in once we've banned his current IP, the data is all skewy. Meta has the most bans from a single IP, followed up close by guitar_jon, cube, bobo and then the LBP.

As for the site itself, a random handful of Forum spammers, Dumbskull once from the Forums for a week or so for leaping at the opportunity to derail threads, and Bobo once from the AQ for endeavoring on multiple occasions to use his Alpha powers to get broken links on the front page.

Who has the most submissions with the letter "y" in the title? (you DID say random stats)

I did.

643 | vasudeva
581 | fl_projekt
576 | meepNinjaMcDeath 550 | LORDKAHUNA
445 | Dumbskull

What is the most popular search string?

Sadly, the most searched term is 'Search'. Second is 'porn'. Third is 'Paris Hilton'. Fourth is 'kims' whatever the meep that is. Fifth is 'internet serving linkswarm' cause that one meep.

How many times has Marf been married?

Once for every carpetbagger still living in America.

Vas-Fourth is 'kims' whatever the meep that is.

Giving the unsuprisingly high amount of porn searches, the answer may just lie in my clipswarm.

Who has been textwarred the most, ever?

Who has been textwarred the least? (out of people who logged in within the past 30 days) Work your admin magic....

Give us the top ten most daily consecutive logins for the last 12 months.

Who cusses the most in their journal entries?

This is fun.

Who has started the most threads with the least replies?

Who uses the most hyperlinks in their posts?

meepbox: Who cusses the most in their journal entries?

Searching for any form of the words meep, meep, or meep, which I'm guessing are the top three, the answer is evidently me, followed by MOMAD aka Marf, then Cube, then Dumbskull. This only counts journal entries, though, and not replies.

What is the most popular search string?

Sadly, the most searched term is 'Search'.

What?! I dont get it. Why would someone search, for search?

Xihilisk:

What is the most popular search string?

Sadly, the most searched term is 'Search'.

What?! I dont get it. Why would someone search, for search?

haha, ive just worked it out. Now i really wish i hadnt posted that.

Im leaving.

Xihilisk:

Xihilisk:

What is the most popular search string?

Sadly, the most searched term is 'Search'.

What?! I dont get it. Why would someone search, for search?

haha, ive just worked it out. Now i really wish i hadnt posted that.

Im leaving.

For a while there one of the biggest traffic vectors were people searching Google for linkswarm.com. They weren't even searching for 'linkswarm'. They'd type 'linkswarm.com' into Google and grab the first hit... which was, of course... linkswarm.com.

middle_age_man: Who has started the most threads with the least replies?

Easier to do the other way around. I've started threads generating the most forum posts -- 3548 posts. Second is Kahuna with 1483 replies. Third is Ghostrider with 1089.

The inverse is even less interesting, because it comprises a bunch of people most of us have never heard of.

Name | Total replies Tshirts | 0 qster | 0 happymonkey | 0 Cronus | 0 GalaxyHunter | 0 dialjammer | 0 lordscarlet | 1 bulletinboardforum | 1 azazel- | 1 nastyemu | 1 lidunian | 1 soundnthefury | 1 Corporate1001 | 2 WildPlay | 2 coblivion | 2 apollo | 2 Juggernaut | 2 OdditySoftware | 2 toy84 | 2 creepo | 2

Out of that list, I recognize azazel, autoshoes, and OdditySoftware.

Links to the six zeroes' only threads: lol

Who uses the most hyperlinks in their posts?

To the forums?

vasudeva | 451 ghostrider | 161 mundhra | 137 LORDKAHUNA | 128 qwerty | 115

The bulk of mine are probably from the days of Megarad before we had the Swarm going.

In link comments? Ghostrider is first with 276. I'm second with 231. The great majority of these are links to imageshack, presumably wrapped around thumbnail versions of bigger pictures.

meepbox: Give us the top ten most daily consecutive logins for the last 12 months.

I've tried like four times now to figure out WTF you mean. The days on which we had max users logged in? The people who logged out then back in the most?

meepbox: Give us the top ten most daily consecutive logins for the last 12 months. VAS:I've tried like four times now to figure out WTF you mean. The days on which we had max users logged in? The people who logged out then back in the most?

how could it clarify ?

you can see the usual suspects here almost every day

Also, if I get you right, most people don't log out every night and then log in every morning -- the cookie stays good for some lengthy period of time which I can't recall off the top of my head but is certainly weeks. But there are a core of about 250-300 registered nigs that come around at least once every three days.

How many times has meeper/niger/nig/other forms been said?

How many times has the word meep been said, and who has said meep the most?

Who is the most common user of the term "bullmeep meep"?

Who's threads (that they've started) have resulted in the most replies that utilize the words, "meep, meep, meep," etc.?