Utility Van

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If you're going to drive like an idiot -- which you probably are -- then you'll drive that way in anything and will probably die no matter what. Your aunt's a smart lady. I say go for the van. Might as well enjoy the next (last) few years.

My first car was a 1991 Dodge Shadow, white. I drove that plastic piece of meep into the meeping ground. I once drove it for so long without an oil change that it wouldn't go faster than 50MPH, then 40, then 30, then literally chugged to a stop near a Jiffy Lube somewhere on the way to Marietta Ohio at about 5 AM. I got an oil change and all was well.

EDIT: I also had lots of clandestine meep in it. Get the van.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-01-04 at 15:06:37, vasudeva enjoyed furrymeep</span>

One of my first cars was a meepty old '84 lite Ace van. Basically the stickers that the previous owner had covered the outside with was the only thing that held it togeather as everything else was rust.

The ways I modded it: 1) Strapped an octo-strap to the left hand door mirror as the wind blew it into the car whenever I drove faster than 60km/h 2)Added meepty rust water to the roof and knocked out the internal light when I was too hasty removing engine water cap when it was overheating. (remeber vans have engines inside the car) 3)Added a water cupboard where I stored all the bottles of water 8 or so for whenever I drove for 30mins or more and car overheated. 4) Sweet couch + cushions for the back of van, cause there were no back seats 5) Dark Curtains

I picture shag carpet, huge blown out speakers next to a fullsize AeroBed and a cooler filled with soft drinks inside of your rad van. Do you have a special place down by the river picked out as well?

Oh, price $700AU with 12months rego free with van (rego was worth about $650) -

i already bought the chains and fatgirl tranqualizers before my aunt said no. way to ruin the fun aunty.

my first car was a 1976 kombi van, i paid $100 for the beast and drove it from adelaide to canberra via sydney (i had to stop and change a piston on the side of the road). the only things i did to it otherwise was fitted the big stereo, which of course is neccesary in any car.

i remember driving it into the showgrounds in canberra for the summernatts and someone yelling out "save the beavers". it was the most awesome car i have ever owned and my eldest child was concieved in the back of it :)....ahhh, good times

Me firstest was a 1970 Olds Rocket 350. Somemeep could do 110 with no problems. I almost killed myself countless times.

Get a muscle car and defy death.

If you were to line the interior of the entire van with air mattreses, a rollover would be a gas. You could charge all your friends for redneck carnival rides.

My first car was my sister's somewhat used (meaning paint-job kill'd with scratches) Dodge Durango. It was an excellent car and will be sorely missed. Not exactly a chick magnet, but it also didn't work against the cause like a minivan or something would've.

This fall it suffered a bloody and horrible death in a high-speed crash on the highway. And I didn't even have my camera on me. :(

Now I drive a Hyundai :( :( :(

AS FOR THE GEEZERPLEASER:

Get the van. Regardless of what auntie says -- kill her if you have to. Vans are just plain cool, esp. if you transform it into a "shaggin' wagon." Small sporty cars are nice and girls might like them at first, but they are not designed for car secks (not that it can't be done).

Vas, i dont know what the meep those were but this is waht i was talking about.

ekcept mines would look like this, i have moor plans for tha interior.

geazerpleazer:{Horrifying spelling and grammar, followed by sweet MSPaint}

Get the van. Fix it up, then deliver to the swarm pictures of your creation. Do this now. Pictures are due tomorrow, before I lose interest in this project.

Get a hearse. :cool:

Geazer: so your implying that you want an abduction van? WTF? Your a creepy kid.

He is a 15 year old boy; they are all creepy at that age.

Dumbskull: He is a 15 year old boy; they are all creepy at that age.

Sadly, you'd probably meep him anyway, claiming it was a "rite of van passage" or something equally ghastly.

You do not realize I draw the line at anyone who is:

Young enough to be my own offspring Young enough to be a grandchild.

YAYYY Grandma! I wasn't implying anything when i said that, but my aunt also said that the only people that drive Vans are Serial killers like Buffalo bill and other guys who make suits out of fat chicks. She said that over the course of a girls life, one of the main rules they learn is to never park near white windowless vans.

STELLA WILL NEVER GET HER GROOVE BACK TALKING LIKE THAT.

geazerpleazer: Vas, i dont know what the meep those were but this is waht i was talking about. ekcept mines would look like this, i have moor plans for tha interior.

The A-Team idea is taken.

The van is a great idea. You'll make lots of new friends. Most of which will want you to help them move.

If you don't need the cargo space, this one gets twice the mileage.

My first car was a 1989 Grand Prix. It had digital read outs instead of guages, I thought that was most impressive. I also had a clamshell CD player on the dash mounted on a springy stabilizer.

The engine overheated a lot. One day, I was carrying a load of girls and a few friends to a water park, and the engine started smoking. One of my friends poured ice cold water on the engine and it shattered like the T1000.

Death.

Get the van. meep a lot.

The A-Team idea is taken.

it's not realy the A-team van, if you look closely the flames go backwards. WOWWW. And the A-team van sucked meep cuz it only had a stripe and the interior wasn't all Crunk juice, like mines would be.

I got my first car when I was 15. It was a 1974 camaro. My dad would kick my meep when he caught me driving it. Had a lot of fun driving the meep out of it. Geazor get the van, lots of potential for interior mods.

Alternative to the van:

My first car was a 95 Maroon Buick Century, of the same type that starred in Fargo. It is a big-meep car. In terms of man-carrying, it is the next best thing to a van. 7 people can fit with minor discomfort. 10 can fit with major discomfort. The back seat is big. You can conceive and deliver a baby there without undue contortion (I think Dave Barry said this first about big American cars).

The best part about the Buick Century is that because it is such an old person car, you can probably find some old person who died recently and the son/daughter is selling it cheap-o because it has pee stains on the upholstery.

I say get the van, but if you can't get the van, get a big ol' old person car.

My first car was a '72 super beetle with decent rims. On the plus side, it got good gas mileage and was easy to work on. On the minus sside, it was small, noisy, slow, and had no a/c. Do yourself a favor and don't go that route. Unless you plan to do a k-rad dune buggy conversion and do some off-road partying.

Dude, don't even bother with a van. Get a bike. If you go to sinsbox.com and search the confessions you'll find that there are a lot of benefits to getting a bike. The way I see it-- more sins and thus more good time can be had with being a biker

JennyChap: Dude, don't even bother with a van. Get a bike. If you go to sinsbox.com and search the confessions you'll find that there are a lot of benefits to getting a bike. The way I see it-- more sins and thus more good time can be had with being a biker

MOST SUBTLE TROLL EVER.

My first car was a cheesy little piece of meep - it cost $600. I rolled it six months later and the insurance company totalled it out at $1G. Ka-ching!

my 3000GT was my first car, although before I owned that I would occasionally drive my parents' van or station wagon around.

anyways your van is gonna be meep

get a bus

Cutting across town this morning I spotted the bones of your future pimpmobile. This also could double as magicchex's bus idea.

i still own my first car, and well yeah

it's a sierra oldsmoblie cutlass, and i LUV the fact that it has uni-seats in the front AND back. secks x's 74 !!!

sunny77:i LUV the fact that it has uni-seats in the front AND back. secks x's 74 !!!

You're one of those meepes who wouldn't lean over the center console to give me a BJ aren't you? meepin meep.

My first idea for a car was a special bus, like the one on Roadtrip. My aunt said that she would never let me have one because it would be offensive to retarded people and it is way to hard to drive for an inexperienced driver. She also said there might be a special license to drive one. But i would deffinitly choose a special bus over a van, but a van is more realistic.

fastlane: Cutting across town this morning I spotted the bones of your future pimpmobile. This also could double as magicchex's bus idea.

<span class="post_was_edited">On 2006-01-09 at 15:08:20, geazerpleazer enjoyed furrymeep</span>

geazerpleazer: My first idea for a car was a special bus, like the one on Roadtrip. My aunt said that she would never let me have one because it would be offensive to retarded people and it is way to hard to drive for an inexperienced driver. She also said there might be a special license to drive one. But i would deffinitly choose a special bus over a van, but a van is more realistic.

why is a van more realistic? you gave no actual arguments to support this idea except for your meep-aunt's stupid comments.

seriously. Stop letting your aunt run your life. You should murder her.

uart, dude, i would never crawl into the same vehicle with you, let alone give you any head.

The van is more realistic cuz it doesn't require a special license to drive. the bus would need the license and im guessing it would cost more than a van, due to high demand cuz of all the retardededed kidz these days. i have a better chance of convincing her to get me a van than a bus due to the fact that they have the same problems (hard to drive, potential rollover) but she thinks that the van would be offensive to retardeded people. it is just more realistic than a super awsome spedecial cheesewagon.

Get a VW Bus and paint it yellow. Then it would be offensive to retarded hippies.

Well, you're wrong

magicchex: Well, you're wrong

Notice that almost all the bus's are over $20,000 while the van posted earlier was $500. Some of them are under $20,000 but they prolly dont work. Also those buses are in Arkansas. I'm not going to Arkansas to get a spedecial bus. Too many of you guys were concieved on them.

A lot of the buses are made in Conway, AR, but I think a lot of the used ones are actually located in Michigan, Indiana and Illinois... They are expensive though.

sunny77: uart, dude, i would never crawl into the same vehicle with you, let alone give you any head.

I beg to differ. You'd need a mop to dry up your meep-meep if I offered you the opportunity to blow me.

Especially if I had a sweet Utility Van. (GET THE VAN, DUDE!!!)

they usually have more under 1000 buses (that's where I'm gonna buy the LS-bus).

search for "I4133"

holy mother of god i found her... and i still dont know how to make theses clicky. http://www.used-bus.com/Usedbuses/usedbuspictures.asp?stockno=K21331 aint she beutiful?

roadtrip!!

be sure to connect a hose from your bank account to the gas tank. k, thx.