Aeon Flux
Aeon Flux? Sux. Very disappointing. They came up with this pointless plot and she wasn't all badass cool like in the cartoon, she was too human in nature. She did the bug crawl thing a couple times, but not enouh, and she did the venus fly trap eye thing at the beginning but the rest of the movie gave no mention of it or any reason she should be able to do that, or the bug crawl. Maybe I was expecting some hardcore ninja training scenes or something. They concentrated way too much on the boring plot they came up with having to do with cloning. Charlize did well enough as the Aeon they formed for this movie, but I don't remember the character being so sensitive and humanly emotional in the cartoon. At least they got the hair right.
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
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Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
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MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
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meep. Looks like I'll wait till bit-torrent than.
Dec04 '05
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I sort of had a feeling that it might when they played that meepty rock song whose name I can't recall right now in the commercials for it. I've never seen something that that song was connected to not suck.
Dec04 '05
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Anyone could figure out (as long as they saw the original cartoons) that they could never do a viable action movie based on Aeon Flux. It was too weird.
Sums it up
Dec05 '05
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This is a movie that's for nerds, marketed to a mass audience.
Smart.
Dec05 '05
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My only question is: how could this movie NOT have sucked?
Dec05 '05
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Charlize Theron nude.
Constantly.
Dec05 '05
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That was just one small sign of how it would blow. The outfit that Aeon normally wore was "too skimpy" or some meep for Charlize (ie they didn't offer her enough money to wear it), so she wore that stupid full body suit.
Dec06 '05
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Wait, I thought Theron did full-frontal in every movie she's been in? Are you telling me that THIS is the exception?
Dec06 '05
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I knew it would suck the moment they cast Charlize Therone. The cartoon meep is not that conventionally attractive. I knew this would be somewhere on par with the Final Fatasy movie. Nice animation meeptay plot, cept here its nice fine meep biotch meeptay plot.
Apr27 '06
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Lets face it, people. It was just TOO HARD of a movie to make. Doomed from the start. :(
Aug28 '06
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I gave up on the orginal animated version after about 10 minutes and that is probably why I enjoyed the movie. You guys already had preconceptions of the movie by knowing the material.
I didn't know the material and thus enjoyed the movie.
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I can't say I didn't like it. I had no real expectations. I watched all of the MTV shorts and gained the loose idea of what was going on. I saw that Charlize Theron was the lead... and I went in like that. I'd say you'd be better off to watch Equilibrium, read 1984 and A Brave New World and pay attention to the news... Movies are nothing if not reflections of culture.