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Are there any Socialists on the forum? Wait, let me clarify myself. I'm NOT a Socialist. I just have a STRONG interest in Socialism

I first got into this meep through Che Guevara and the Cuban Revolution he supported. Pft, real original, I know. Ive also looked into Richard Marx and Marxism. Interesting meep there.

If you don't know what Socialism is, I'll provide a brief explaination

Communism - Evil = Socialism.

Discuss!

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  • acheron
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Loki's a socialist. He's even arming for the revolution.

  • vasudeva
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Are there any Socialists on the forum? Wait, let me clarify myself. I'm NOT a Socialist. I just have a STRONG interest in Socialism I first got into this meep through Che Guevara and the Cuban Revolution he supported. Pft, real original, I know. Ive also looked into Richard Marx and Marxism. Interesting meep there. If you don't know what Socialism is, I'll provide a brief explaination Communism - Evil = Socialism. Discuss!
I'm waiting for LOki to see this. THAT meep CAN MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY, meepA!

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  • Acidburn
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Communism - Evil = Socialism.

Communism - Cool Moustaches = Socialism.

<blink>LOL</blink> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT <blink>LOL</blink>

Karl Marx is rolling in his grave


Somebody had to tel him. We couldn't just laugh ...er could we?

[Edited on 25/8/2005 by sahlgoode]

Acidburn:

I personally don't care for socialism but I love this gif. I tried to set it as my wall paper on my cell but it converted it into a jpg.

Anyways, I like capitalism. Of course I'm not poor or a military conscript. I mean seriously. Any sort of altruistic ideal like socialism will never work. You know why. Because humans are evil, violent creatures. Love for the fellow man? Ask cheney about that. Or stalin?

ITs one of those things that looks great on paper, but doesn't work for meep in meatspace.

  • Mofo
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Is Cheny dead yet?

Mofo: Is Cheny dead yet?

No. Not yet. Be patient. It's against the law to help.

Are there any Socialists on the forum? Wait, let me clarify myself. I'm NOT a Socialist. I just have a STRONG interest in Socialism I first got into this meep through Che Guevara and the Cuban Revolution he supported. Pft, real original, I know. Ive also looked into Richard Marx and Marxism. Interesting meep there. If you don't know what Socialism is, I'll provide a brief explaination Communism - Evil = Socialism. Discuss!

I know a few things about communism/socialism

1 It's an interesting political model that can work well on a small limited scale. On anything bigger than a small town it's a dismal failure.

2 Karl Marx wrote and philosophised about communism but was horrified when people tried to actually put it into practise. He's dead.

3 Groucho, Harpo and Zeppo Marx were comedians. They're dead too.

4 Richard Marx is a singer. His career is dead.

5 Nicolai Lennon did not sing with the Beatles. He started the russian revolution. He used communism to gain the support of the starving masses. He's dead now but doesn't look it.

6 John Lennon was one of the beatles. Like a lot of obscenely rich people he thought communism was a great idea for every one else. He's still dead too.

7 Trotsky is not what you call a Russian horse race.

  • acheron
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Ice axe to the head. Thats what being a communist gets you.

azron123: I know a few things about communism/socialism 1 It's an interesting political model that can work well on a small limited scale. On anything bigger than a small town it's a dismal failure. 2 Karl Marx wrote and philosophised about communism but was horrified when people tried to actually put it into practise. He's dead. 3 Groucho, Harpo and Zeppo Marx were comedians. They're dead too. 4 Richard Marx is a singer. His career is dead. 5 Nicolai Lennon did not sing with the Beatles. He started the russian revolution. He used communism to gain the support of the starving masses. He's dead now but doesn't look it. 6 John Lennon was one of the beatles. Like a lot of obscenely rich people he thought communism was a great idea for every one else. He's still dead too. 7 Trotsky is not what you call a Russian horse race.
Nice! Especially #7. Actually, recent results in game theory have proven that communism and socialism are not viable. So that whole fall of the Soviet Union was not all that surprising: they just forgot to do their math. If you ask some people living there around 50's-60's, aside from an oppressive government quite a few things worked, because the majority tried living according to the tenets. Of course, inveitably, game theory won, because the equilibrium is disbalanced by the corrupt. To make a long story short, communism and socialism do work, but only if practiced among angels in heaven, not people on Earth.
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Crackalackin: To make a long story short, communism and socialism do work, but only if practiced among angels in heaven, not people on Earth.

indeed!

  • LOki
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Are there any Socialists on the forum? Wait, let me clarify myself. I'm NOT a Socialist. I just have a STRONG interest in Socialism I first got into this meep through Che Guevara and the Cuban Revolution he supported. Pft, real original, I know. Ive also looked into Richard Marx and Marxism. Interesting meep there. If you don't know what Socialism is, I'll provide a brief explaination Communism - Evil = Socialism. Discuss!

Already discussed.

  • acheron
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Also, worst definition of socialism ever. I was with a dirty hippy the other night and was telling him that because of huge business subsidies the US is technically a socialist state. He responded by saying: "No its not, socialism is for the good of the people".

People need to separate their indistinct bullmeep from the actual model of the system their supporting. Fuking idiots.

ALSO: Che Guevara's soul is dying a slow terrible deaths knowing that his life has been commercialized into major motion picture movies, his face stamped on t-shirts and his idelogy traded for paper-thin ideas of bullmeep revolution.

Ok I do have a t-shirt. But I never wear it!

[Edited on 26/8/2005 by AcheronDCS]

  • Phlebas
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Hey, at least Che will be remembered as that guy from the negative photograph that looks so cool on posters.

It won't be long before beautiful resorts and casinos will be built on Cuba, USA so that rich americans can have a place to bask in the sun, eat banannas and smoke the finest cigars. Maybe there will be a Che Guevera Revolutionary Lounge in Grand Casino Havanna?

  • Mofo
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Add Virginia to a list of places that got meeped up in a communal system.

AcheronDCS: Also, worst definition of socialism ever. I was with a dirty hippy the other night and was telling him that because of huge business subsidies the US is technically a socialist state. He responded by saying: "No its not, socialism is for the good of the people".

It's indirectly like socialism, but socialism requires that everyone gets some. The government subsidizes, but the people don't get to have the result, it goes into the pockets of executives, which is even more retarded than socialism. Government subsidies don't guarantee that the people get anything.

Even more absurd is the argument between liberals and conservatives: Liberals want to tax more and give the money to the poor, Conservatives want to tax less so the rich can keep what they already have, and then still have a vast military and a government. You can't have both.

Johnny_Assface:
AcheronDCS: Also, worst definition of socialism ever. I was with a dirty hippy the other night and was telling him that because of huge business subsidies the US is technically a socialist state. He responded by saying: "No its not, socialism is for the good of the people".

It's indirectly like socialism, but socialism requires that everyone gets some. The government subsidizes, but the people don't get to have the result, it goes into the pockets of executives, which is even more retarded than socialism. Government subsidies don't guarantee that the people get anything.

Even more absurd is the argument between liberals and conservatives: Liberals want to tax more and give the money to the poor, Conservatives want to tax less so the rich can keep what they already have, and then still have a vast military and a government. You can't have both.

concur

let the rich keep what they got

ghostrider:
Johnny_Assface:
AcheronDCS: Also, worst definition of socialism ever. I was with a dirty hippy the other night and was telling him that because of huge business subsidies the US is technically a socialist state. He responded by saying: "No its not, socialism is for the good of the people".

It's indirectly like socialism, but socialism requires that everyone gets some. The government subsidizes, but the people don't get to have the result, it goes into the pockets of executives, which is even more retarded than socialism. Government subsidies don't guarantee that the people get anything.

Even more absurd is the argument between liberals and conservatives: Liberals want to tax more and give the money to the poor, Conservatives want to tax less so the rich can keep what they already have, and then still have a vast military and a government. You can't have both.

concur

let the rich keep what they got

...

Exactly.

  • acheron
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It's indirectly like socialism, but socialism requires that everyone gets some.

The point was hippies annoy me and almost never know what they're talking about. But the US system does amount to bullmeep corporate-socialism. Whole sectors of the economy would not exist except for massive subsidy-while not state-run it is similiar.

Conservatives want to tax less so the rich can keep what they already have, and then still have a vast military and a government

Both sides want the military complex as it stands, or bigger. The neocons are just more insane.

agreed on both counts. It's not like either side ever gets anything worthwhile done.

And hippies are meep.

  • shitbox
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And hippies are meep.

Saying things are meep is soooooo meep, like hippies. meep.:D

  • acheron
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Johnny_Assface: agreed on both counts. It's not like either side ever gets anything worthwhile done. And hippies are meep.

They did stop Vietnam from developing a strong economy. That was a good one

AcheronDCS:
Johnny_Assface: agreed on both counts. It's not like either side ever gets anything worthwhile done. And hippies are meep.

They did stop Vietnam from developing a strong economy. That was a good one

Too much effort for such a little pissant country, and they meep about wasting energy.

meepbox:
And hippies are meep.
Saying things are meep is soooooo meep, like hippies. meep.:D

Sorry, hippie.

eat the rich. they're good plump protein sources.

Socialism IS evil, as loki said. If i have a good idea, like the google founders, why shouldnt i earn much money with it? Things start to get worse at the point where i use my money to get advantages for my company which harms other companys. If you buy laws, do industrial espionage, this kind of stuff. Socialism is dissatisfying as it puts every idea, all money, all things in an absurd object named john doe. It has some advantages, of course, but the assumption that nobody cant abuse it is utopian.

Who distributes? Its like the Christianity, where the leaders are sitting in an big decorated city and say "the lord says thou should give" (Plus they abuse little childs and nobody knows it becourse nobody cant look behind the walls)

I reject the idea of central organisation. There should be standarts, everybody should be able to learn what he want, do the jobs and hobbys he want.

After all, is it all about the distribution of money: the government owns money and says this is for military, this is for energy, this for education, and this is for the broken street lamp. AND they decide that street lamps in new york are more important then the ones in the town in the desert inhabited by 97 people.

This is the point: street lamps in NY ARE more important, becourse much more people need them, nevertheless, its dark in the town in the desert.

eitherr way comrad.. if you attempt to orrganise people in anyway you inherrit the tool of powerrr, frrom those that have powerr.. . ".. wherre powerr exists so does grreeed and to the darrk path that leads." - yoda.

let men decide theirr own fate. afterr all, do you need someone to hold yourr hand everryday of yourr life forr you?

i'd rratherr have a beautiful woman to hold my perrneeese, good vodka and my own mind... (i've seen what they did to bebubbles my space monkey companion and having somebody elses brrain put inside you isn't what i would call good. no, more borsch.)

good, glad that's clearred up then comrad.. anyone up forr some good old vodka drrinking games? i'll bring the hats.

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