Baffle the next poster

Ok slate me later ;) Follow on game Answer the question set by the previous poster then post your own question to baffle the next and so on.... eg, Answer: To the left behind the tall person Question: which key on a piano will open a door? The idea is to make your question that insane it's hard for the next poster to come up with a good reply. which key on a piano will open a door?

A: The one sitting in the dish on the top of the cover cause you never use the meeping thing.

Q: Given the side of a cube, construct the side of a cube that has twice the volume.

sofickingwat:

Ok slate me later ;) Follow on game Answer the question set by the previous poster then post your own question to baffle the next and so on.... eg, Answer: To the left behind the tall person Question: which key on a piano will open a door? The idea is to make your question that insane it's hard for the next poster to come up with a good reply. which key on a piano will open a door?

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Q: G v n th s d f c b , c nstr ct th s d f c b th t h s tw c th v l m .

Well, color me baffled.

A key

How many fingers can you fit in my meep!

[Edited on 11/8/2005 by putterfeld]

putterfeld: A key How many fingers can you fit in my meep! [Edited on 11/8/2005 by putterfeld]

@: 11.98

Q: How does the world feel right now? or NOW?

Crackalackin: Well, color me baffled.

Too late, you's already colored.

I think this game has potential. I want to love it. But I still don't understand. How about the next poster figure out what the previous poster's string of words have in common?

What do King, Queen and Twin have in common?

Heather: What do King, Queen and Twin have in common?

Bed sheet sizes.

A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie." Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?

he's lying.

what do Buffaloes, Cellular Phonesan Nomads have in common?

Heather: he's lying. what do Buffaloes, Cellular Phones and Nomads have in common?

They roam.

Why am I bored already?

Because you have the attention span of a gnat.

Which is heavier, a pound of gold or a pound of bread?

because you lack imagination

tree / hand

hand, if its buy one get one free

How many roads does a man have to walk before you can call him a man?

Demagouge:Which is heavier, a pound of gold or a pound of bread?

Neither.

Demagogue: Because you have the attention span of a gnat.

Heather:because you lack imagination

Because I am more than 6 years old.

shellspeare:How many roads does a man have to walk before you can call him a man?

A:As many seas must a white dove sail Before she sleeps in the sand.

Spread open the fuzz, stick a bare thing in.

[Edited on 11/8/2005 by DePortal]

How many frans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

government_death_robot: How many frans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3..cause there are soooo many of him.

Why did i post here?

tonguejackula, that's why.

what did Jesus name his meep ?

Rod!

If a thousand buffalos jumped off a cliff, how many orange peels would you need to shingle a doghouse?

You would need 35.4 Shingles for a dog house because shingles makes the world go round. I wish I had shingles.

What did the Unicorn say to Ghostrider?

i don't think i'm gonna like this...

A: Correct.

Q: What popular floor cleanser do my meep stink of at the moment?

a) ammonia

q) What did the harp seal say to Ghostrider?

[Edited on 11/8/2005 by qwerty]

a) Show me some fat naked chicks, bro.

q) WHY DOES GHOSTIE SHOW US FAT NAKED CHICKS?

i don't really know

wanna see one ?

What did the fat naked meep say to Ghostrider?

will you hand me my Newports ?

what do you get for a dollar these days ?

4 quarters.

How come Indians don't wear sweaters?

Manifest Destiny

What about your mom?

a lifetime of back pain

who wants to earn a million dollars ?

Demagogue: Because you have the attention span of a gnat. Which is heavier, a pound of gold or a pound of bread?

A pound of bread, gold is measured in troy ounces.

If your legs bent the other way, what would a chair look like?

mcgarpat: The floor, you wouldn't need a chair What does man think of mankind?

It sucks because there are so few kind people left.

Does a mechanic always need to reclock your A-frame when he resets your ammeter and cleans the orange juice out of your hemoglobin rheostat filter

No , but they would charge alot for it

Camels-One lump or two?

turkish silver

i am a man if larry's son is my son's father what relationship am i to larry ?

actual Mensa test question, circa 1983

ghostrider: turkish silver i am a man if larry's son is my son's father what relationship am i to larry ? *actual Mensa test question, circa 1983*

You're a meepually lacking man on Larry's son's mail route.

What's the deal with golfers?

meep envy.

How do you make dirt speak?

mcgarpat: Mr. President, do you have a comment? How do you make meep listen?

Slap it around until it pays attention.

Why are all celebrities meeps?

Not again

Can't we all just get along?

dagweed: Can't we all just get along?

No, contention is much more entertaining.

What day is my next birthday?

You birthday falls on pancake day.

What did Britney say to Ghostrider?:question:

Pass the vaseline.

How many whosits in a whatsit?

[Edited on 12/8/2005 by dreymers]

qwerty: You birthday falls on pancake day.

Wrong.

What did Britney say to Ghostrider?:question:

"Let me show you my unicorn bullmeep pussay"

How many fingers am i holding up?