Sheik_Yerbouti, like "Shake your booty"

You sound like a maddox fan...

Can't wait to get started? Than level up beyotchyotchyotch

Great!!! Now let's have lunch.



Welcome to the swarm.

I am Sheik_Yerbouti, I am better than you.

I'm sure the swarm is going to LOVE you.

yummy sahlgoode

Acidburn: Can't wait to get started? Than level up beyotchyotchyotch

I concur. I highly encourage you to pony up the $30 dollars for the Alpha class level access and perks at teh swarm. It lasts a whole year and it is AWESOME.

If you don't have $30 to meep away then how'd you get on the internet? THEre are only tow reasons that one couldn't pay up. 1. You are poor. (ew) 2. URA Leech (DIE DIE) 3. You just don't feel like it. (understandable but contemptable)

ok so thats three reasons.

BTW - Welcome. I also love teh family guy. Just bought season's 1-3. Now that is an investment that will last you through the ages. Plus I got free t shirts cause they are supposed ot be all special. Thanks best Buy.

Best Buy is like crack for technophile with too much disposable income. Keep on a sukin that glass meep.

You get one hug.

Your candle does not burn any brighter by your attempts to blow other's out. You cannot be better than anyone else here, you are a rookie, you have no rights, no voice, except what you are given and that can easily be taken away.

In fact you are the lowest lifeform in this cesspool, lower even than the nigers and the gooks, you are a quisling, look it up. .

Oh, so sorry, this is a newb posting pit which is supposed to be free from,whatever. Hiya, meepwad, nice start.

[Edited on 8/8/2005 by dagwood]

[Edited on 8/8/2005 by dagwood]

Welcome Sheik_Yerbouti,

Tell us a little about yourself, like where you are from and if English is your first or second language. If it is not your first language then we will not to laugh our meep off at your grammar and spelling. If English is your first language, then you had better assume the position and prepare for some schooling.

As for being better than us...?

No one here likes you

[Edited on 8/8/2005 by Dumbskull]

No one here likes you [Edited on 8/8/2005 by Dumbskull]

has this link been submitted? I would like to clipswarm it!

Oh yes the topic. Go Alpha! IT makes you a better person.

sofickingwat: has this link been submitted? I would like to clipswarm it!

Yes

The search box is your friend

Sachsenpaule swarmed it a few weeks ago, but his link was broken so I had to forage around Google for another one that was acceptable to link to.

Don't let them fool you; going alpha is a waste of money. The only true benefit is that your meepty submissions have a higher chance of getting approved than a non alpha's.

Lownotes: Don't let them fool you; going alpha is a waste of money. The only true benefit is that your meepty submissions have a higher chance of getting approved than a non alpha's.

Lownotes,

Sir, I must disagree with your comment in its entirety!

I would love to just rip you a new online meep, but this is a death free zone so here goes an attempt at a logical remeepal.

The benefits of going alpha are clearly atated here. As you can see this is donation basis only. However its more than just an elite club that will bring you a larg internet cawk.

I see you only have one post. So that must mean that you are a bit of a n00b around here. Here's a lesson of what Linkswarm really is.

Linkswarm is a community, not just some post your stupid link site, if you want that then go to FARK or dumpspace or some other such site. Its not a paid service. Its not for profit. There aren't a million ads all over the place and you will never get spam mail via this site. Vasudeva has made a refuge for those that want a site that has dynamic features and rather robust design. This accompanied by freedom of expression and a heart that is uncommon on the internnet, makes it one of, if not THE, best site on the internet. Its vetteran members are loyal and support not only the site but eachother. If you don't understand or appreciate these simple but humanistic qualities. Then I suggest you go somewhere else where those qualities are woefully lacking.

In short. Look around a bit and I think you will find you are completely wrong in this instance. I can only hope that you will eventually "get it" and remove that howwible comment as soon as possible.

All the Best, SFW

PS: Don't be such a dic.

Lownotes: Don't let them fool you; going alpha is a waste of money. The only true benefit is that your meepty submissions have a higher chance of getting approved than a non alpha's.

Your links don't get accepted because they suck.

Holy meep!

SomeepingWhat gets it.!

Show up at the next BBP for your official LS ritual scarification. Bring your own linoleum or X-acto knife. We supply the salt lemon juice and ashes. And yes we promise not to accidentally pop your implants.

i'll concur that he may be better than us

BUT HE AIN'T GOT NO J00 GOLD !!

Hi and welcome to the swarm

sahlgoode: Great!!! Now let's have lunch.



Welcome to the swarm.

Please tell me that's fake

7 of the last 10 links you submitted were rejected, Uart.

Sofickingwat, I've been linking here for a while, but I have never posted before. I like Linkswarm for the same reasons you do, but the membership thing is not for me. If it works for you, fine. I don' t see a point other than making a donation to the "cause", but guess what? That's just my opinion.

Lownotes: Don't let them fool you; going alpha is a waste of money. The only true benefit is that your meepty submissions have a higher chance of getting approved than a non alpha's.

Complete bullmeep. Links are approved based on quality, not quantity or because of who submitted them. This is not Fark.

Lownotes: I like Linkswarm for the same reasons you do, but the membership thing is not for me. If it works for you, fine. I don' t see a point other than making a donation to the "cause", but guess what? That's just my opinion.

And guess what? That's exactly the point.

It's not a store.

If you feel like helping out, great. I've arranged for you to get something in return for your generosity. If you don't, that's fine too. The place will work exactly the same as you're used to.

Denigrating that system simply because you don't get prizes beyond your wildest dreams makes you look like a jew.

shellspeare:

Please tell me that's fake

I have no idea if it is or not, but can you please tell me how you were promoted to meep faster than me?

Now Sheik_Y...don't be giving brain cramps to everyone, or you'll end up like Shellspear, and me.........click on thumb to enlarge self portrait

shellspeare:

sahlgoode: Great!!! Now let's have lunch.



Welcome to the swarm.

Please tell me that's fake

It's not a fake. It's dinner.

it's pronounced meepa you meeper!!!

you know what I love about Sofukingwat's new style of writing?

ITS THAT MUCH EASIER TO IGNORE!!!!!!

meepNinjaMcDeath:

Lownotes: Don't let them fool you; going alpha is a waste of money. The only true benefit is that your meepty submissions have a higher chance of getting approved than a non alpha's.

Complete bullmeep. Links are approved based on quality, not quantity or because of who submitted them. This is not Fark.

I concur, if anything I submit the alpha's links to a bit of a higher standard, those fuks should know better.

Well meep, I knew I was cool, but not this cool.

To answer a few of your questions:

English is my native language, I reside in Texas. No, contrary to prior belief, I do not own a horse! Or even a gallon hat! =0! I know, shocking.

Most everything I say is a joke. Except for that... and that... and that... and that. (Family Guy, anyone?)

I am somewhat of a Maddox fan. If you find him offensive, chances are you're an uptight meepwad.

Any more questions?

Sheik_Yerbouti: Any more questions?

Why does rain drop, but snow falls?

Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat's milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son, he's a martyr." "You must be so proud," says the other. "This is my second son. He is a martyr also." "A fine looking young man," replies his friend.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully, "They blow up so fast, don't they?"

Oh, and meep off,Sheik. Zappa was a genius. You don't deserve to smell his semen crust.

"Denigrating that system simply because you don't get prizes beyond your wildest dreams makes you look like a jew."

I agree. Also, I haven't really been here that long, year and half or so, but it seems to me were getting loads of assmunchers in here now. I mean the jury is still out but we have a whole crew of newbies that come in with "Hey I'm __ and I'm meeping cooL!! blah blah blah" and then quietly kiss meep to try to ingratiate themselves.

"Zappa was a genius. You don't deserve to smell his semen crust."

the GUYS in the crew have have got a PRESENT FOR YOU

H@H!!! ^^^

:o

Burninated

meep guys, my "I am better than you" statement was an obvious joke. Take it easy, meepgots. If there ever was a forum I thought I could say such a thing in, I thought this one was it. Guess not. Or maybe you guys just meep a lot. I dont know.

Oh, and Beach Goat, I'll have you know that I am well versed in all that is Zappa. From his Mother days, to his solo days. So how about you just shut the meep up and not have me belittle your inferior Zappa knowledge. Mmkay?? Great!

government_death_robot; Whilst my knowledge is vast, wait, let's not bull meep around. My knowledge is limitless. Even with this brain I cannot answer your question. Oooops! I forgot some of you meeps take meep too seriously! Oh well, too late.

Sheik_Yerbouti: meep guys, my "I am better than you" statement was an obvious joke. Take it easy, meepgots. If there ever was a forum I thought I could say such a thing in, I thought this one was it. Guess not. Or maybe you guys just meep a lot. I dont know. Oh, and Beach Goat, I'll have you know that I am well versed in all that is Zappa. From his Mother days, to his solo days. So how about you just shut the meep up and not have me belittle your inferior Zappa knowledge. Mmkay?? Great! government_death_robot; Whilst my knowledge is vast, wait, let's not bull meep around. My knowledge is limitless. Even with this brain I cannot answer your question. Oooops! I forgot some of you meeps take meep too seriously! Oh well, too late.

'lighten up, Francis'

hi :)

(100 of my rad points to whomever knows the quote)

ghostrider: 'lighten up, Francis' (100 of my rad points to whomever knows the quote)

EDIT:

Sheik_Yerbouti: Oh, and Beach Goat [...] how about you just shut the meep up and not have me belittle your inferior Zappa knowledge. Mmkay?? Great!

LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS!

[Edited on 8/9/2005 by vasudeva]

Sgt. Hulka in Stripes-

The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

The points should go to BG to put this guy in his place or join me in ignoring the silly meeper.

Vas, will you please tranfer 100 of my rad points to dagwood ?

j00 heart breaking

Sheik_YerboutiOooops! I forgot some of you meeps take meep too seriously! Oh well, too late.

With that remark it seems you're a meep that takes meep too seriously. OMGWTFLOLKFC.

My old boss used to say that meeping phrase endlessly.

"lighten up, Francis" was used way too much and I groaned just now when I read it, ghostrider. You are now dead to me.

you kant realize how much taht hurtz

:(

hi :)

Where you been livin'...Reseda?

[Edited on 9/8/2005 by dreymers]