Favorite tv or movie Quotes HERE

I have two from the same show:

Kennard Chamberlin: Do you really believe that court cases are decided by juries making decisions based on evidence and lawyers' arguments? John Hamlinson: Oh Danny, how could you be so naive? Kennard Chamberlin: Dan, court cases are decided by a series of blow jobs. In fact, our entire civilization is built on blow jobs.

Reverend Winton Dupree: Now I have a question and I know you all have it, too. WHAT is up Satan's meep? All he wants to do is meep us up, the meeplicker! The lord said, "I am the light of the world." Now he could of easily have said, "I am King meep of meep Mountain... Why would you meep with me?" I'm the only preacher with the meeping meep, and you know this, to say, "Satan I meep thee, you meep-eating, meep-sucking, mother-meeping son of a b!" Can I get a meepin' a?

HAHAHA..this is my new favorite Dennis ! :D

"Never fear, madame, Secret Squirrel has just what you need right here! -(scream) -Wait! I didn't even pull it out yet."

Secret Squirrel, from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

[after Butch saves Marsellus from rapists] Butch: "You okay? " Marsellus: "Naw man. I'm pretty meepin' far from okay. " Butch: "What now? " Marsellus: "What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' meepers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a meep sight. I'ma get medieval on your meep. " Butch: "I meant what now between me and you? " Marsellus: "Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more. "

Pulp Fiction

You're gunna regret this, the rest of your life... Both seconds of it!

Sly aka John Spartan - Demolition Man

"I haven't been meeped like that since grade school." - Fight Club

or from the cutting room floor

"I want to have your abortion." - Fight Club

meep, you beat me to my Fight Club quotes.

"Once I stopped selling real-estate, my sodomy cleared up like that snap"

"Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France."

Family Guy

Freakmachine - its my favorite film to date. Well "Blazing Saddles" is a close second. You know for someone with a degree in fil you'd think I'd have better taste.

"What in the wide world of sports is going on here. I'm payin you boys to get some track laid not jump around like a bunch of Kansas city meepgots" - Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles.

"But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."

"I assume you dream, Preston."

"Bueller....Bueller"

"In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics."

-Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

"What do you have to listen on ? a pitiful portable ? come with Uncle Alex and hear all proper, hear angel trumpets and devil trombones"

Alex, speaking to two young girls skipping school, at a record store - A Clockwork Orange

'If they won't go to school, they must still get an education"

ONLY STEERS OR QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS!!!11

Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes.

-or-

I want more life meeper.

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[Edited on 5/2/2005 by MadTurk]

"AWWWW" from the best tv show that will ever exist, Everybody Loves Raymond

"Now this really pisses me off to no end!" - Dave Lo Pan

MadTurk: I want more life meeper.

that's one of my all time favorites also. Well, meep, the whole movie is one of my all time favorites.

"- it's not an easy thing to meet your maker... and what could he do for you? - can the maker repair what he makes? would you.....like to be modified? - I had in mind something a little more radical. what.........what seems to be the problem? - death. death...??....I'm.....afraid that's out of my jurisdiction! - I want more life.....meepER the facts of life. To make an alteration in the.....evolvement of an organic life system is failure. A cording sequence can not be revised once it has been establshed. - why not? because, by the second day of incubation any cell that has....undergone reversion mutations give rise to revert colonies like.....rats leaving a sinking ship. THen.....teh ship..... sinks. - what about iamous reculmination? we've already tried it. Ethyl methane, sulfinated in an alkiline agent. The potent mutagen created a....virus so lethal the ......subject was dead before he left the table. - then a repressive protein that blocks the operating cells- wouldn't obstruct replication but it DOES give rise to an ERROR in replication so that the...newly formed DNA strand carries the mutation and you've got a virus again. But, uh...all of this....is academic. You were made as well as we could make you! - but not to last. * The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very very brightly, Roy. Look at you. you're the prodigal son! You're....quite a prize! But uhm....questionable things....also extraordinary things. REVEL in your time! - i think the god of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven."

I wrote a song about this years ago, called salvia wings. Simple, but it goes along well with the audio I think. One of my very favorite movies. I'm meeping pissed they never rereleased this movie as was planned. WE WERE TEH ROBBED!!!!

[Edited on 3/5/2005 by straydog1980]

meepNinjaMcDeath: "But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams." "I assume you dream, Preston."

equilibrium, that sir makes you badass.

All I have in this world is my meep and my word, and I don't break 'em for no-one you understand?

"See that? Ordinary people....I hate them, with their flat, empty lives. They actually believe their misery is important; they don't know it doesn't mean meep!"

"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are"

Repo Man

drunkpoet: "AWWWW" from the best tv show that will ever exist, Everybody Loves Raymond

You, sir, should be sodomized multiple times in full view of your family.

"kill em! kill the meepin indian, what am i watchin here to meepin meeps?"

"that meatman meepsucker, i broke her in and he grabbed her, honey call the cops!" RIP Rondney Dangerfield NBK

"I think you're the meeping antichrist"

"I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school."

"When you see something like that, it's like God is looking right at you, just for a second. And if you're careful, you can look right back."

"It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it, right? And this bag was like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and ... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid. Ever. Video's a poor excuse. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."

My favorite serioius quote:

Louis: Eckhart saw meep too. He said: The only thing that burns in meep is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.

"Dyin ain't much of a livin' boy!

"you get them holes aleakin' an I'm gonna whomp you with a knotted plowline."

Plus of course my sig

I spend much time pondering this question. I watch many movies, and hold quite a few amongst my favorites. I'd have to say though, that my favorite movie quote ever was:

"Try not to suck any meep on the way out of the parking lot!" - Dante

although, I must say that this one is close:

"People say crazy meep during meep. One time I called this girl "Mom."" - Randall

That was a good movie and it was filmed not far from where I grew up, which gives it super-ultra-bonus points.

"37" "In a ROW?!"

"lets meep, I'll meep Anything that MOVES...!!!!"

......Blue Velvet

If our father had had his say, nobody who did not know how to catch a fish would be allowed to disgrace a fish by catching him.

My father was very sure about certain matters pertaining to the universe. To him, all good things - trout as well as eternal salvation - come by grace and grace comes by art and art does not come easy.

Listen to me. What happened between Mrs. Robinson and me was nothing. It didn't mean anything. We might just as well have been shaking hands.

^^ Good movie.

"Remember, there's always something cleverer than yourself."

"It is the doom of men that they forget."

"Looking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you have tasted it, what do you really know? And then, of course, it will he too late."

dagwood: If our father had had his say, nobody who did not know how to catch a fish would be allowed to disgrace a fish by catching him. My father was very sure about certain matters pertaining to the universe. To him, all good things - trout as well as eternal salvation - come by grace and grace comes by art and art does not come easy.

xbrighteyesolt:equilibrium, that sir makes you badass.

Why thank you. That's one of my favorite scenes in the movie.

"Would you meep me? I'd meep me.".......Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb aka. Ted Levine.. Silence of the Lambs.

Moff Jerjerrod: The Emperor's coming here? Darth Vader: That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress. Moff Jerjerrod: We shall double our efforts. Darth Vader: I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

So owned. Return of the Jedi, 1983

straydog1980: that's one of my all time favorites also. Well, meep, the whole movie is one of my all time favorites.

Ya, prescient movie - I'm playing it this week for my Urban Sociology class. Bought the director's cut version, and have watched it three times now in the last week. It's amazing how much is hidden in the dark crevices of every corner of the movie.

Freakmachine: "Remember, there's always something cleverer than yourself."

"It is the doom of men that they forget."

"Looking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you have tasted it, what do you really know? And then, of course, it will he too late."

Ok what kinda code do you put in to highlight it? One of my faves, I wonder how many know the movie with 2 Nigels in it.

I finally figured out Madturk's sig-very profound, I wanna but I won't spoil the mystery.

"Playing is for pleasure..." Master Shake