REVOLT NOW!

In the last three days I have seen a very real and disturbing drop in services here at linkswarm.com. It has come to my attention that this is because there is some big party/ruckus happening somewhere and most of the "admin people" are attending. This is dissapointing, and let me be more pointed, vasudeva you have let linkswarm.com down.

For all intents and purposes you are the "God" of linkswarm. You are the benevolent hand that controls, creates, and administers what goes on here. I feel I can no longer stand by and let you drunkenly toss aside the duties and obligations to your people without pointing a accusitory finger at your neglectful ways. HOW CAN I BELIEVE,TRUST, AND WORSHIP A LINKSWARM GOD WHO POURS SHOTS OF TEQUILA WHEN HE SHOULD RIGHTFULLY BE POURING IS HEART AND SOUL INTO OUR INTERNET. THE ANSWER IS I CAN'T...AND NEITHER CAN YOU FELLOW LINKSWARMERS...JOIN SLIPPEDHOLE NOW FOR A FULL-SCALE REVOLT AGAINST THE DRUNK DAD THAT ISN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO US!!! LET US CLIMB TOWARD THE HEAVENS...BREAK DOWN THE MARBLE DOORS AND ASK VASUDEVA ON HIS MIGHTY PERCH, "WHY, WHY..." AND WITH A STOUT TEAR ROLLING DOWN OUR CHEEKS WE WILL BEHEAD OUR MIGHTY LORD AND RAISE HIS NOGGIN HIGH IN THE AIR AND SCREAM TO THE HORDES,"BEHOLD, OUR FATHER HAS FALLEN!"

Decider: Admin

then can we skullmeep him?

straydog 1980 is with me! Who else has the courage to step forward and unlock the shackles that are binding out internet freedoms like the black slaves' hands and feet!

COME, LET US RISE TO OUR MASTER! FIND THE THAT GLIMMER OF HOPE WITHIN YOUR SOUL AND SURROUND IT WITH AN ANGRY DETERMINATION TO LET THE SONG OF FREEDOM DANCE WITHIN YOUR HEART!

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I'm not really up for taking an active role in this, but I did find Linkswarm pretty boring this weekend.

I guess I could join your "coalition of the willing (who do nothing but nod appropriately)." Deal?

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Linkswarm was the most boring its ever been this weekend. I spent the whole time huddled in a corner sucking on my intarweb thumb.

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That meeping Jew Que needs some management. meepin 91 links in que? Yet fred durst STILL sits on the top. meep you all collectively and individually. There...i feel better.

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EVERYONE EMAIL SLIPPEDHOLE MONIES HES BUYING THE SWARM UNDER HIS GUIDANCE IT WILL BECOME BETTER IN BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS

Yes. I love it. Let your bordom and dissatisfaction feed your hatred for the stagnant piece of meep linkswarm has become!

JOIN US. JOIN US. JOIN US. You now hear the low beat of the drum of discontent growing stronger, linkswarmers! Join the growing masses as the TRUE GOD OF LINKSWARM EMERGES TO SERVE YOU... SLIPPEDHOLE ! The power is shifting over to the side of the everyman, we are gaining momentum as we gather our resources! LET THIS BE THE DAWNING OF A NEW ERA OF GREATNESS AND TRUE FELLOWSHIP AS WE PUSH FORWARD WITH THIS PURSUIT OF SELF-DETERMINATION AND FREEDOM!

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slippedhole: Yes. I love it. Let your bordom and dissatisfaction feed your hatred for the stagnant piece of meep linkswarm has become! JOIN US. JOIN US. JOIN US. You now hear the low beat of the drum of discontent growing stronger, linkswarmers! Join the growing masses as the TRUE GOD OF LINKSWARM EMERGES TO SERVE YOU... SLIPPEDHOLE ! The power is shifting over to the side of the everyman, we are gaining momentum as we gather our resources! LET THIS BE THE DAWNING OF A NEW ERA OF GREATNESS AND TRUE FELLOWSHIP AS WE PUSH FORWARD WITH THIS PURSUIT OF SELF-DETERMINATION AND FREEDOM!

Yeah, what he said. Slipped, does that mean more porn and violent links?

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I'll will sell you my soul for Hilary Duff. But you better come good on this one

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slippedswarm.com?

linkhole.com? (too bad it's taken)

I personally think that LS has suffered ovar the w/e due to the phenominally high amount of troll+asshoel activity we've been seeing.

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Lefen: slippedswarm.com? linkhole.com? (too bad it's taken) I personally think that LS has suffered ovar the w/e due to the phenominally high amount of troll+asshoel activity we've been seeing.
Fine, ill leave.
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I'm just proud of him for being able to keep this thing that is Linkswarm going despite all the obstacles it must present, THAT'S some supreme power. I'll just bet he's saying, "FUKEM" as he knocks back another one, knowing the jamboree will be over all too soon and somebody's gotta drive home.

And what's wrong with a drunk God, back in greek days they were all drunk, what is it Dionysis, the God of wine and revelrie? He can be my drunk God, but not my Higher Power. Rock on Vasudeva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now about that revolt, will there be food and chicks, and comfortable furniture?

dagwood: Now about that revolt, will there be food and chicks, and comfortable furniture?

nope. wicker furniture with no cushions, and cheez wiz.

having experienced the BBP for 2 years now i can safely say that it is a well deserved break from life and any and all of you meep who didn't show up sorely missed out. I shall let the photo evidence speak for itself (whenever it appears). let me just say. It was good.

"What happens at BBP stays at BBP. Except for that burning sensattion, and just remember that's 'love'."

your little insurgency bores me. if we're talking heads on spikes here, i want some heavyweight filth to stomp (james dobson), not some waxy-haired gimlet-sipping dilettante with his feet up on the intarweb. come back when you're serious.

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straydog1980: nope. wicker furniture with no cushions, and cheez wiz.

But there will be cheez wiz? That sounds like a party to me.

I am in with you slippy, but only if I get to meepspank vas' headless corpse and wear uncomfortabel latex apparel.

freakmachine: I am in with you slippy, but only if I get to meepspank vas' headless corpse and wear uncomfortabel latex apparel.

DOWN WITH TEH VAZ! and freak, don't forget the ball gags.

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BOBO SEZ: FUK OFF YOU PITHY INSURGENTS!

I monitored LS all weekend and found the site to be operating as smooth as silk.

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[img=300x300]http://www.joyangeles.com/ca.jpg [/img]

I meep ON YER REVOLT

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my meep evar looks like that, i'm going straight to the hospital.

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For many of us school kids... it is final exam time. No time for flaming rhetoric when there is QED to study for.

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Dumbskull: For many of us school kids... it is final exam time. No time for flaming rhetoric when there is QED to study for.

Rather than making some sort of comment on you status as a "kid," which I understand is debatable...

What is QED? Is that like a GED? Why have I never heard of this before? Why does this prevent flaming rhetoric? I have finals, yet that would never stand in the way of flaming rhetoric.

On an unrelated note, I am convinced that that meep in the above post (and the link it came from) is fake. Look at the red circle on her meep... look how dilated her meep is... and the meep just looks shiny and plastic. I'm calling fraud on that meep.

OK. So you guys have your panties in a bunch because the swarm was boring this weekend?!?!?! If you are young go out and party. If you are old...GO OUT AND PARTY. :mad:

Swarm only at work. When you're bored. Don't waste a sunny day in front of a computer! When you could be knokin the boots or at least sitting in the park smokin a blunt. :D

Huzzah to the LS crew for partying it up this weekend. Get out and get faded. :P

Peace Penalty - Five yards for over use of smileys.

sofickingwat: Penalty - Five yards for over use of smileys.

i applaud you selfpenalization sir! now go forth and give yourself to dumbskull for punishment! it'll make her happy, make you sick, and make the rest of us laugh at you.

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Quantum electrodynamics, commonly referred to as QED.

Dumbskull - Nice. So are you big on string theory? I'm interested but I haven't been sold. I mean Hawking just rescended that black holes don't retain matter, so when will this theory change?

Best of luck.

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It was a big hunk of the phucking physics exam, not into it at all.

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LS has been boring since Hoblow took control, but it's a well deserved break. LS didn't break, so I guess Hobo did a good job.

Btw it looks like a plastic banana coming out of her meep.

[Edited on 2/5/2005 by dent]

dent: Btw it looks like a plastic banana coming out of her meep.

YOU'RE FECAL MATTER WOULD LOOK LIKE PLASTIC BANANA TOO IF ALL YOU ATE WAS PLASTIC FRUITS FROM THE DECORATIVE BOWL. :( THE FACE OF SADNESS SCORNS YOU FOR OVERLOOKING THIS POSSIBILITY.

What do speculate that Amy Smart's poo looks like?

I surmise they rather strikingly resemble my big pink skin sausage.

For the record I'd just like to state that I like Vasudeva's work here. He is the one who did all the code for this site right? I mean this is a pretty cool setup. I dunno if anyone could do beter. However, The aging lion king gives way to the young prince of the Jungle Fever.

I'm just here to be an annoyance so I'm gonna stay out of this high brow stuff.

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QED = quod erat demonstrandum

Lolz0r. Dumbskull is a poser

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Freak, you had to go and remind me that I want to have dental surgery with tools made from Amy Smarts petrified fecal crumbs. I would also like to have contact lenses made out of her dried wound leakage.

In the last three days I have seen a very real and disturbing drop in services here at linkswarm.com. It has come to my attention that this is because there is some big party/ruckus happening somewhere and most of the "admin people" are attending. This is dissapointing, and let me be more pointed, vasudeva you have let linkswarm.com down. For all intents and purposes you are the "God" of linkswarm. You are the benevolent hand that controls, creates, and administers what goes on here. I feel I can no longer stand by and let you drunkenly toss aside the duties and obligations to your people without pointing a accusitory finger at your neglectful ways. HOW CAN I BELIEVE,TRUST, AND WORSHIP A LINKSWARM GOD WHO POURS SHOTS OF TEQUILA WHEN HE SHOULD RIGHTFULLY BE POURING IS HEART AND SOUL INTO OUR INTERNET. THE ANSWER IS I CAN'T...AND NEITHER CAN YOU FELLOW LINKSWARMERS...JOIN SLIPPEDHOLE NOW FOR A FULL-SCALE REVOLT AGAINST THE DRUNK DAD THAT ISN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO US!!! LET US CLIMB TOWARD THE HEAVENS...BREAK DOWN THE MARBLE DOORS AND ASK VASUDEVA ON HIS MIGHTY PERCH, "WHY, WHY..." AND WITH A STOUT TEAR ROLLING DOWN OUR CHEEKS WE WILL BEHEAD OUR MIGHTY LORD AND RAISE HIS NOGGIN HIGH IN THE AIR AND SCREAM TO THE HORDES,"BEHOLD, OUR FATHER HAS FALLEN!"
{begin transmission} SLIPPEDHOLE {stop} THE DIVINE ORDER OF JASON THE UNICORN WILL NOT LET THIS PASS {stop} AGENTS HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED {end transmission).

I still love Lord K's sig. S'funny. Tee Hee.

End guy is hard. Heh.:D

hey I just realized that I am a full fleged (chitty speller) member now. Huzzah for me! Yay.

Ok I can o meep in the loo now.

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sofickingwat: For the record I'd just like to state that I like Vasudeva's work here. He is the one who did all the code for this site right? I mean this is a pretty cool setup. I dunno if anyone could do beter. However, The aging lion king gives way to the young prince of the Jungle Fever. I'm just here to be an annoyance so I'm gonna stay out of this high brow stuff.

You sir are a meep kissing meeptard...it will neva work, NEVA!

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sofickingwat: hey I just realized that I am a full fleged (chitty speller) member now. Huzzah for me! Yay. Ok I can o meep in the loo now.
Great...now you can change that silly avatar!
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sofickingwat: hey I just realized that I am a full fleged (chitty speller) member now. Huzzah for me! Yay. Ok I can o meep in the loo now.

Your prize will be a large trashbag filled with Amy Smart's turds. Thank you for playing.

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
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HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
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Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
linkswarm
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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