Unofficial Linkswarm Slogan
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Linkswarm: At the Edge of Reason
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Crapalicio+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
dragonstaf+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
teh_blintz+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
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LinkSwarm, Where Choke meep Rulez
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Just Kidding....
Linkswarm: Worth More than your car!
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Link Swarm: It's cool to be an elitist meep when you really are the elite.
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LinkSwarm: Every so often, Vasudeva says something really mean to someone :)
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Linkswarm...Dare to post
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Linkswarm.com - Giving Johnny Carson a Reach Around From the Other Side
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Linkswarm: Where even the meep have hats.
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linkswarm.com : Like Mecca for Infidels
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Linkswarm - If you aint swarming you're teh ghey.
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LinkSwarm: RapeKill LoLorz
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LinkSwarm
Come on in and post, so we can abuse you, We will call you a meeptard and meepmeep and a dirty jew You can comment in the forums and say what you wish, But the swarmers will know you are still meeping jewish Or type up a journal and tell us your personal thoughts, We will just comment about your meepgotry and your love for meep But don't let that bother you and come join us in IRC, You can have your address and phone number posted by Qwerty, In here we will call you names that you have never heard, Like anagravy, meepbeard and cucmmeepery - nothings too absurd So let me introduce some of the assholes you will meet, Ghostrideryyz, meepninja and Tagnut, Dumbskull and Azron 123 Braindent, Vasudeva, Hobo and Straydog1980, Evil Digitz and Metatron and that meeping meepgot Qwerty Magicchex, Fastlane, McgoatCheese and Dr. Cube, MadTurk, Heather, Barch97 and Lefen and Ragoo If I've left you out, it's because I could meeping care, You are probably a boy meeper or an AIDS filled meep meep So once again come join the family of the internet, But a verbal beating and a mouth full of meep is the only thing you'll get...
LinkSwarm - We meep you first then tell you we have AIDS
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LMAO Dent :D
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Linkswarm.com: Abusing Qwerty and his strange beliefs since 'Ought-Four.
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Linkswarm.com - Where the lunatics run the asylum.
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LinkSwarm.com - Join teh swarm or die.
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Linkswarm... Please sir, may I have some more porn?
Linkswarm...How can you can have your porn if you don't lick your meat?
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Linkswarm... We don't need no self control
I had to
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dent =
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I adore your iambic pentameter, dent.
Linkswarm: The place to say how you really feel about your niece.
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Linkswarm - "The grass is greener on the other side of the meep"
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Linkswarm - Where your mothers' bullmeep meep gets more laughs than a short bus.
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linkswarm? ABANDON SHIP FUKERS!HAHA! YES...WHAT..OK? thank u frans
Jan26 '05
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frans drops anchor! (drunken horizon, beads of dried meep sealing the vaginal lips of the erotic moment between night and day)
fukers! thoughts are sacred! ...SLOGANS ARE WAR CRY! THOUGHT MADE AACTION! THE EVER PRESENT DANGER LURKS WITHIN THESE WATERS!
ok...samples:
LS: "LOOK WHAT YO DID TO MY FENSE, meepGOTT!"
LS: FROWN IF U MUST.. BUT FRANS WILL NEVER RELINQUISH CONTROL OF YR meep.
LS;THE UNION OF THE SNAKE?
LS: ACCOORDING TO JAWS, "I EAT U"
LS:ATTENTION WHORING meepGOTS BATTLE FOR THE LAST MORSEL OF OVARY ON THE PLANET.
LS: WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED...YES?HAHA!FUKING THESE DREAMS..WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES...EVERY SECOND..FUK!OK.
thank u frans
Jan26 '05
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LS: WHAT THE meep ARE YOU LOOKIN AT?
That meep is good right there.
[Edited on 26/1/2005 by wolfer]
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LinkSwarm: shutup and drink the koolaid!
[Edited on 26/1/2005 by dead]
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Linkswarm: Our cows have bells.