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  • ragoo
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Unofficial Linkswarm Slogan

I'm an old advertising hack, so let's have a brainstorming session. What's yer submission for Unofficial Linkswarm Slogan? Be funny, irreverent, metaphysical or serious. Whatever. I'll start...

Linkswarm: At the Edge of Reason

Decider: Admin

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Linkswarm: Oblivion

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linkswarm: home of a raging HORSEmeep GOBBLING meepGOT

Linkswarm: I'll show you my fiance's meep now and trust you to Paypal later.

  • MstrLance
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Lynxworm: Cat's Assclowns and Pwnies.

Linkswarm: The soothing spitlube for a world full of assrape.

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Linkswarm: America's number one drunk driving fansite!

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Linkswarm.com: Prison rape for the modern gentleman.

  • dafuck
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[root@Linkswarm~]# echo $CommonSense > /dev/null

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Linkswarm.com: Where prolapsed rectums flower into rosebuds.

  • MstrLance
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linkswarm: it's like playing jenga with a pair of dice.

partial credit goes to meeproach

LinkSwarm: It Does Not Have To Be Consensual

Linkswarm: We're not racist. We know a Haitian.

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Linkswarm: We're not racist. We know a half Haitian.

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linkswarm.com: Dinner With a Serial Murderer('s Son)

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linkswarm.com: the last refuge of Murray McArdle

Linkswarm: No, We Don't Want To Hear The New Rusted Root Song

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Linkswarm: c:enter:###

  • HOBO
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Linkswarm - now featuring comic sans

Linkswarm: We put the CERN in the word CONCERN. As in "Isn't anybody CONCERNED that the retard is so close to the blow up the fukkin universe equipment?"

Linkswarm: Home of "whuts dis here switch do?"

Linkswarm.com: The fourth hole.

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LinkSwarm: We put the "rayp" in "xray page."

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Linkswarm.com: Drag me to your toolbar.

  • MstrLance
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LinkSwarm: We mess with Texas.

  • sunny77
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linkswarm.com: internet juggalos

  • MstrLance
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LinkSwarm: EXPLOITED

  • MstrLance
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LinkSwarm: Yer mom's meep or gtfo.

  • MstrLance
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linkswarm.com: zug - it's all we have left.

Linkswarm: Come for the homoeroticism
Stay for the manscaping tips.

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Linkswarm: The only site on the WWW that Chuck Norris respects

Linkswarm: Elongating Cervixes since 2002

  • MstrLance
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Linkswarm: yo mama's babydaddy.

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
StartRecor+
BeachGoat
MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
Danny_Infe+
Danny_Infe+
linkswarm
queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
StartRecor+
Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
BeachGoat
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
dragonstaf+
Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
linkswarm
queue: New link: meep Trickle is Ded by a shot to his own head.
dragonstaf+
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